The dead method of the stationmaster

Building a website is not easy, do webmaster is more difficult. Stationmaster's road is laborious and long, is the so-called "stationmaster's road long its repair far XI, I will go up and down and quest". To be a webmaster, we must understand the hardships of its road and all kinds of risks, now summed up Webmaster Road will encounter a variety of life risks, and you share.

First, the beginning of the construction station ...

1, the first encounter without good space business, the site 25 hours a day can not visit, vomiting blood three liters and die.

2, Baidu, Google stroll around, only to find a responsible space provider, hard search no fruit depressed death.

3, the use of free web site procedures to build stations, to remove the site backdoor procedures and ubiquitous links, overwork and death.

4, spend hundreds of RMB buy a "genuine" procedure, only to know after the "genuine" program is someone else's open source program, grief and death hit the computer.

5, for the site record, in the long tedious record waiting for the Depression and death.

6, a large price to buy a legendary PR10 domain name, a few days later found to be a domain name hijacking, love dearly and die.

7, busy building stations, snub girlfriend, love frustrated jumped to death.

Second, the website maintenance promotion ...

8, Google has included the site SE years, Baidu has not seen movement, mood anxiety and death.

9, the internet around the attack, as long as there is a "comment" function must stay on the Web site, was dug up "Graves", site intrusion plus personal attacks to death.

10, Friendship Link Exchange, the rookie webmaster do not know what a friend chain, alive gas dead.

11, hard to build a huge outside chain, suddenly found most with nofollow tag, direct death.

12, to go straight, the weight of the Web site to earn outside the chain, because of its "absurd", was peer-denounced to death.

13, accidentally found himself beautiful text is a large number of reprint, view the author is not himself, lambaste the people of plagiarism and death.

14, has been obsessed with the study of Baidu menstrual changes, insanity and death.

15, the Niang to punish the cheating station severely, be implicated in the end of the wronged and die.

16, the degree Niang to own website good time is bad, cannot withstand the huge contrast, the heart disease sends dies.

17, construction station for some time, their own site before entering a point, and the competition site has been far ahead, jealousy and death.

18, no social, no girlfriend, not through the ways of life frustrated and died.

19, the Web site traffic in the booming, loaded with the RMB's pocket is more and more flat, the last ammunition cold and cold and die.

Third, the website success ...

20, in case of hacking, web site data are all lost, the server or their own computer, the long roar unwilling to die.

21, the site began to emerge, suddenly found that there are N collection imitation station, and began to rob their website traffic, anger and death.

22, smoking excessive, suffering from lung cancer death.

23, site single-handedly, exhausted and die.

24, the web model novel and unique, leading to major internet giants Gongchenglvede, unable to contend with the persecution of death.

25, the rapid expansion of the site, poor co-ordination management, the debt jumped to death.

26, successful, be invited to participate in various types of webmaster Exchange Rally, back and forth to die.

Summary of the above all kinds of life hazards, stationmaster is not everyone can be, can be the person of stationmaster must be uncommon. The Ancients Cloud "Heaven will drop big Ren Also, must first bitter its mind, labor its bones and muscles, hungry its body skin, empty its body, the line blows chaos its for, so be tempted to endure sex, gain its can't", and stationmaster is have but not, so stationmaster must all be surprised the world's only, national pillar, even social pillar also. "

Author: Free Wolf, original address.