The top 300 classic quotations (all)

1. No chat on the Internet.
2. Sex-related activities, mating people.
3. Hou Yi shot the sun, Chang 'e said: "It's not good !" So the last sun kept...
4. Bed, money, Bright Moon, light, clothing, lost ground, on, great!
5. If you are not surprised by the world, you will be tempted by lust.
6. How old are you if there are so many people who despise me?
7. The system suspected that I had no faucets. Oh... I see, there is...
8. To pick a mature lady, the dress is good.
9. My name is god, my name is Jesus, and my English name is god...
10. Life is nothing more than making others smile, occasionally laugh at others.
11. Led by wanleyin.
12. Water can carry boat, can also cook porridge! Son said on Sichuan: "How good a ship is !"
13. Being pregnant is like getting pregnant. It takes a long time for people to see it.
14. If you cannot put on a wedding dress for your woman, don't stop you and unlock her clothes!
15. I don't like having only one bed with a woman many times, but I like having only one bed with many women.
16. Q: How worried can I be, like a group of eunuchs going to qinglou...
17. Don't blame your dog for being like a stuffed bun...
18. If you are not afraid of enemies like tigers, you are afraid of teammates like pig!
19. Study hard for China! A pack of Chinese money...
20. If there is no medical insurance or life insurance, do not be brave after dark...
21. You cannot satisfy everyone, because not everyone is a person!
22. Successful women are not afraid of shame!
23. As long as a girl starts from a virgin to a female and succeeds, it is necessary for the boy to become a male from a virgin to a female .!
24. In fact, the treatment of frequent urination does not need to buy so expensive medicine, just spend two cents to buy a monkey rubber band.
25. A day's husband and wife, and a hundred days of husband and wife.
26. Friend, you are leaving today. Please do this girl.
27. Braised Pork's hand tastes good. If you do not think so, it only means that you are a pig.
28. Two children debate day, one son said: One day is one day! One day is one day!
29. It's hard to draw a dragon, a tiger, a bone, and a palm...
30. If you love me, please hold your left hand. If you love sugar, please give your middle finger.
31. A green bean walks in the street, walking, stepping on a piece of lemon, it becomes a [Sour Bean foot]...
32. Swallow, wearing a bikini, fly to the east and fly to the west...
33. The three-day race is doomed, And the fight will only make us lose.
34. When I grow up... I called you... Well, it's 140. You need to lose weight!
35. The daughter-in-law was not busy on July 15, March, and the spring rain was like Liu ruyan...
36. I took the time to smoke a cigarette from the drawer. As a result, the smoke hood started to blow me out. I felt full of cramps, and my face was so abstract that I really don't want to smoke...
37. In fact, more attractive projects than the Hong Kong double-flight 7-day tour are: Hainan 3 P 5-day tour.
38. A naked man flew south, and formed a "too" character, and a "Wood" character...
39. In the past two days, I have been listening to weather forecasts in English. I don't know when it will be a Chinese weather!
40. There was a key that fell into the dung trap and was dyed yellow. on the rivers and lakes, he was called "dongxie "...
41. I am in the same room, you are Ge; I am wind, you are Li; I am good, you are...
42. Although I am a fat man in reality, I am an orc in the game...
43. My tables are countless... I am married to an uncle, countless...
44. It's gold, it's always spent; it's a mirror, it's always reflective...
45. When everyone leaves me, you advise me to wait for the monkey...
46. A girl wrote a love letter to Lee Shansi and handed it to him, saying, "Here, think ." So Li Shansi took the love letter and tore it. A girl wrote a love letter to ke Qingwen and handed it to him, saying, "Here, Wen ." Therefore, Ke Qingwen received the love letter and said, "Well, it's sweet !" A girl wrote a love letter to the beard and handed it to him, saying, "Here you are, yi ." As a result, the bearded man took the love letter and said, "I don't have any aunts !"
47. A man has gold in his knees. I cut down my entire leg and I couldn't find any copper!
48. Before Spring sleep, I know the birds everywhere, the storms at night, and the amount of flowers!
49. The lover will inevitably become an animal... If you don't fuck her today, she will let others fuck tomorrow!
50. Give me a ship of women, and I will be able to let myself die!
51. "The boss has bean flowers !" "Today's Valentine's Day, I don't want to sell bean flowers, I want to sell roses ..."
52. Black wild boar and your face...
53. Please name me two yuan of stainless steel darts. This is my 8-level assassin certificate...
54. When is the moon? Ask Qingtian about the wine... Qingtian said: rolling your mother, I am so busy, how can I handle you? Watch the weather forecast on your own...
55. Riding a horse on a Mercedes-Benz, like a fast train, station and railway online, is a good place for us to pull shit...
56. There is a goat SINGING: put your heart and my heart string, string a mutton string, then string a mutton string...
57. Ele. Me, ELE. Me, Qu Yuan Xiang tiange. White hair float green water, a few times sunset red ....
58. This kid is really fucking cute. This kid's fucking cute. This kid's fucking cute...
59. You cannot skip the course tomorrow. We have been away for several days for fear. No. Why not? Because I am a teacher...
60. In spring, I bury the corn in the soil. In autumn, I will reap a lot of corn. In spring, I bury my wife in the soil. In the fall, I will... Shot!
61. A pair of wings should be braised...
62. Professor's father = godfather, Professor's father = Godfather II, Professor's father = Godfather III...
63. Sorry, we cannot find the number you called... Sorry, the number you called has crashed... For... For... No, you... You... You... Institute... Dial... Power-on... Phone number... The words are off... Guan... Guan... Oh, he's starting... Sorry, the user you called... Oh, sorry, please do not use the TV remote control to pretend to be a mobile phone.
64. Everyone praises you for your character...
65. Xinhua News Agency, China's famous bed extreme athlete XX since May 20, the temperature has hit a new high, on the xx-xx day has created the highest historical score ---
40. 5 degrees, congratulations to Coca-Cola...
66. Wearing a big red coat, wearing a flower, rouge and powder, she wiped her face, a chicken on the left hand, a chicken on the right hand, and an old hen on the back, it turns out that she is a chicken farm...
67. Scientific proof: If you have been using your left hand to take chopsticks, writing, and hand YIN, then you... Is a left-handed person
68. Don't think that wearing dirty clothes can be used as a stained witness; don't think that wearing wooden slippers can be used as a wooden witness...
69. This is a sticky season, the air is the smell of sweat; people like worms, around to avoid the sun; sweat erosion of clothes, the heart is about to rush out of the chest; my eyelashes are not long enough to cover my eyes, the sun, the world, and my heart...
70. What is your head? My head is too big to get rid of it. after 18 years, I am a zombie...
71. Is it thin in the Ancient West Wind Road? Old Tree in the left-side tree...
72. You have two eyes on the Dragon dragon...
73. At noon yesterday, I saw a buddy wearing a hat on his head and the letter "ZY" on it. My feelings are a dwarf priest...
74. He is a druid. He likes nature, and he likes all flowers, trees, and so on... He finally became a plant man due to a car accident.
75. If one day I bought a brand-name watch that I like very much, I think I will definitely go there.
76. Seeing the two black Americans from the head office, I flashed two things in my mind: Dark animal...
77. My chest ignited a burst of anger... Depend! Who, he threw the match to my chest ?!
78. After research by several Academicians of the Chinese Emy of sciences, it is proved that the true king is... The road in the palace!
79. Waiter, give me a cup of milk tea, put more tea, and put less milk...
80. The two farmers boast: "The chickens on the farm of the masses all eat tea and all the eggs are tea." "Well, the farm gave the chickens a wallet and asked them to put off the poached eggs ..."
81. Fahu said: Today is the Dragon Boat Festival. I invite you to eat Zongzi and meat stuffing. Come on, go to the mummy...
82. You are electricity, Li Siguang, you are the only myth...
83. It is said that God created everything in heaven and earth in seven days. On the first day, God said that there would be light, so... Eve was stripped out...
84. Guess a human organ, tip 1: one on the left and one on the right; Tip 2: arc shape, soft; Tip 3: Some people will put a cover on it; Tip 4: Sensitive Tape. The answer is... Ear lobe. Go to the bathroom for 5 hours.
85. Come out and try again. My wife will change sooner or later!
86. Chang'e streaking chase me three kilometers, I look back, even if I am a rogue.
87. I am an unmarried young man who is married.
88. Turning girls into women is the most basic responsibilities and obligations of men.
89. My dream is to have a secretary and no secretary, but the reality is: A secretary can't do anything, nothing can do a secretary.
90. Well, I saw it quite well.
91. Men are walking genitals!
92. The Tang Monk meat can survive forever. Do you have the same effect?
93. My buddy has five girlfriends who are abandoned by others, including himself.
94. A good man has become a monk and a good woman has become a nun. Therefore, you have never been a teacher.
95. Some men are first monk and then Emperor, such as Zhu yuanjiao. Some men are first monk and then monk, such as his grandson.
96. Oh, mituo Buddha. In this year, both being an artist and still have to resist many temptations.
97. The only difference between a marriage certificate and a production license is that it is not mounted on the wall.
98. My buddy and his girlfriend are busy with production every day after they receive a production license.
99. Compared with European and American countries, the management level of production equipment for young men in China is still in its infancy.
100. Do not say that someone else has a mental illness. The premise is that someone else has a mental illness.
101. Superman went out of work today. Who will wash his pants?
102. Give me 12 beautiful daughters. I will praise the Lord every day. After 20 years, these angels will bring me endless wealth.
103. The reason why my girlfriend is not a nun is that she did not pass level 4, and she did not accept it.
104. Look at a 39-year-old girl. He is currently proposing marriage.
105. In order to survive, dig deeper!
106. Hand in your washbasin! I want to wash my pants.
107. I gently took off your underpants and... Then... Take off my.
108. I have never heard of pork price increases before!
109. Advertisements can be viewed, but advertisements cannot be bought.
110. If you have money, you are the lord! But even if you owe money!
111. I don't care if you brush your teeth, but you tell me where my facial cleanser went!
112. Stars can be even more famous when they are taken away from each other!
113. Now, you must take a closer look, because there are too many male and female!
114. A mosquito is really angry after biting you, but more angry, it bit you, but you cannot find it!
115. What does chicken mean? A: Two chickens!
116. What do you think most about when you stand on the ground? I wanted to pee most at the time!
117. I used to ride a bicycle and hit the building! I knocked out a building, and I was knocked out by two big front teeth!
118. Someone asked me where the color Wolf was the most. I told him that there was a woman, and he went to the color wolf, but the SB went to the women's track team!
119. I am a very economical person. I never use paper, eat, and never use chopsticks, and have not washed my hands!
120. Pig is an animal, but it is also synonymous with fat people!
121. Children like day long night short, thieves like day short night long!
122. A man is born by his mother, and a demon is made by his mother!
123. Tell you not to force me. If you force me, I will pretend to be dead for you!
124. It used to be called "Tomb stealing". It's now called "archaeology!
125. When I saw a beauty, I first touched my pocket to see if I had any money!
126. Is money important? I don't think it is important sometimes. I don't believe that I threw you into the uninhabited area. Ten days later, I will pick you up with 1 million and a bowl of rice. You will definitely choose rice!
127. The universe is so big that it is hard to imagine that the Earth is just a dust in the universe. Why am I suffering to lose a dime!
128. The stars are the stars, the moon is also the moon, but people have changed!
129. The bud of the Late Autumn withered with the wind in the endless void, film falling, such as the fragments of dreams, so silver, light, so charming, light spirit ---- to commemorate my dandruff
130. SB may not be a superman or a bird, maybe a plane!
131. When I go to school, I want to have a holiday every day. Now I have a complete holiday, and now I want to go to school again!
132. If you don't pull it, you can't blame the gravity of the earth. It may be your constipation!
133. The latest use of noodles is to be beaten by steamed buns!
134. Cowhide is not blown, But Ox B is!
135. The dog ignores Steamed Stuffed Bun because it is made of paper shells!
136. Zhu yuantao is my uncle. If you don't believe me, ask him!
137. Fake baby milk powder is not nutritious. It was better to eat grass at the beginning!
138. So I decided to sell my child urine to make money. My son is the money tree!
139. Out there, big man. At home, big man!
192. People always make mistakes. Otherwise, the correct path is full.
193. When you see me, you will suddenly find out-it's also possible for Shuai to be so specific!
194. If I were a girl, I fell in love with me...
195. I drink water only pure water, milk only drink pure milk, so I am very simple...
196. Sometimes life is like being raped by eunuch-resistance is pain, not resistance or pain!
197. In Egypt, a man can marry four wives. How tired is it? It's better to be in China.
198. The Internet is like a prison. I stole a wallet and learned everything when I went out.
199. It was a good idea to get married in August 8.
200. A temporary impulse, a crisis for children and grandchildren.
201. The dinosaur said: "When you encounter a color Wolf, you are not in a hurry. When you encounter an animal, you can enjoy it slowly ..."
202. If you cannot find a dinosaur, use the top of the lizard.
203. Guan Yu Wu Long Yan, elegant, portable Qinglong Yue knife, the name of the Jiang Lakers-Dao Lang.
204. After all, men and women are just desire animals! Can it be combined with love? Sorry .... I don't know...
205. Do not step on wild flowers on the side of the road.
206. Eating and ml are the primary productive forces.
207. Menstruation is not only a woman's pain, but also a man's pain.
208. When is the time.
209. Yesterday, the flowers smiled at me and I was happy to count the sheep at night, one sheep, two sheep, three sheep...
210. When I grow up, I will marry Tang Miao as my husband. If I can play, I will eat him if I can't play.
211. Men may love you or not, but they are not impulsive!
212. The station is higher and the urine is farther away.
213. Female, sweet tooth, very fat! This girl has a bad habit: She hates ant Financial. Ask him: this little thing is so sweet, and the waist is so fine!
214. Break the wife's life-end system and implement the shareholding system. Introduce the Lady Competition System to promote the lover contract system.
215. In a crowded bus, a girl suddenly cried out: Don't squeeze it! Don't squeeze it out! Squeeze out all the milk! (She's holding the yogurt ).
216. I am not in the rivers and lakes, but there are legends in them.
217. I am in the rivers and lakes, but there is no legend in them.
218. If I fill the water, I will scold me for failing to learn the "three representatives.
219. If replying to a post is a virtue, I would have been a saint!
220. Sleep is an art-no one can stop me from pursuing art!
221. Rice in the pot, I am in bed * ^_^ *
222. Love means countless meals, and marriage means a meal.
223. Let's go, MM. Let's go to the butterfly...
224. Take good care of the environment and everyone is ill.
225. Love -- not thought out, love -- made !!
226. Love her, please do painless abortion for her!
227. I never write a word, but I write a fake word!
228. Contraceptive effect: if it fails, it becomes a "person ".
229. An erection is not omnipotent, but it cannot be an erection!
230. Don't stop hanging on a tree. Try several more trees nearby...
231. If you are not sleeping in class, you will get drunk on the wine table.
232. They are really creative and have the courage to live!
233. No one has ever stepped on my head since I became a shit.
234. Ugly, but ugly, especially ugly!
235. Wear other people's shoes and follow their own steps to find them.
236. You can also lose weight when you exercise in bed. Don't you know?
237. You are not allowed to urinate in this area. attackers are not allowed to use tools.
238. Reading and reading the cramps, wensi can crash like urine!
239. Fo Yue, color is empty, empty is color! Leave it empty tonight.
240. Many female stars are not red because they do not open their legs * ^_^ *
241. It's better to spend money on "day! * ^_^ *
242. The explanation is to conceal, And the disguise is to compile the story!
243. The essence of the book is the essence !!!
244. God, have you set the room for summer and winter? This cool weather!
245. Vulnerabilities and patches are flushed, and the blue screen crashes!
246. Beautiful women do not walk first, often make the color wolf tears...
247. Practice in one breath and practice in a fart.
248. Men rely on it, and sows can carry trees!
249. The IQ of a man is second only to that of Einstein!
250. Your ugliness has nothing to do with your face...
253. What is important in life is not the position of the station, but the direction!
254. No, no paper is needed!
255. If you are not clear about it with your tutor, do it!
256. If one pair of eyes cry with me, it is worth suffering for my life.
257. You can COPY the hardware!
258. Life TMD is fun, because old TMD is playing with me!
259. The moment when all the unforgettable love is in bed!
260. The sky is falling down, and you're standing up!
261. Listen to your speech and save me ten books!
262. I have taken off my clothes. I wear my clothes!
263. Study hard for China! A pack of Chinese money...
264. My id is fake. Do not believe that I am a liar.
265. My mom often said that our family would not be so poor without a phone call.
266. I like children and the process of creating children!
267. I lost a penny on the road!
268. It's raining. Don't forget to take an umbrella. It's a small wet body, so it's hard to get down to gonorrhea * ^_^ *
269. The art of cultivation is actually the art of lying.
270. There is no way to learn from the sea!
271. A temporary impulse, a crisis for future generations!
272. I am not a casual person, but if you want to be casual, I will do it with you!
273. You have a secretary, but you have nothing to do!
274. Keep up with the times, you and I go to the climax!
275. As long as it is not vulgar, we are the mainstream!
276. Only fake goods are true, and others are fake!
277. Let others take a taxi.
278. Easy to generate. Active and easy. Life is not easy.
279. Hooligans are not terrible, so they are afraid that hooligans have a culture.
280. Sex-related activities, mating people.
281. Who was me before I was born, who was me after I was born?
282. The death taught people everything, as the results posted after the exam-although suddenly realized, it was too late ...!
283. Don't get worse in the wild, just persist in silence!
284. After walking through the young, my feet have blisters.
285. Commercial women do not know whether to die or hate, prostitutes do not understand extramarital affairs.
286. Animals have a little pity, and I don't have any, so I am not a beast.
287. All men are born equal, except those who get married.
288. Exercise your muscles to prevent them from being beaten!
289. Watching a movie all over the world, naturally without code ~
290. If a dinosaur is a human, what is that person?
291. I'm not as handsome as I am, but not as handsome as I am!
292. Without a passionate kiss, where is the tumble in bed?
293. I read a book today and saw that Emperor Kangxi was the king of a country when he was 23 years old. I was very frustrated by JI weigongfeng. But I also saw that Emperor tong zhi had been dead for four years at the age of 23, I balanced.
294. With two pieces of wisdom, mind 5 million!
295. The explanation is a cover-up. It means there is no outstanding cover-up. It's better to go home and have a good rest !!!
296. I really want to hear from your grandfather: Dad!
297. The Microcomputer principle is in crisis, and the random process is random. The real-time function is learned ten times, and the Assembly Language is not compiled!
298. Without hair clips, Chinese sex education is just blank!
299. There are very few women that men think fit themselves before they get married, and there are many women who think fit themselves after they get married.
300. The opportunity is like a penis. As long as you hold it in your hand, it will grow bigger and bigger.