An apology between husband and wife... A little humorous

After marriage, my wife is as arrogant as she was when she fell in love.

On this day, the couple agreed to join a friend, but they went to the road to his wife and shouted at her husband without reason. Her husband was willing to give his words at ordinary times. But this time I did not know how, but I had a bad temper and turned around, he couldn't go home. He threw his wife on the road for the first time. His wife burst into tears, but she couldn't admit defeat. She had to go to the meeting in a bid.

At eleven o'clock in the evening, my wife went home and saw the lights in the room closed. I thought my husband was asleep and didn't ring the bell. When I opened the door with a key, I found a piece of paper on the door and wrote: you must apologize to me! My wife angrily thought that I have not asked you to settle accounts!

After entering the room, turn on the light and close the door. After finding the door, I pasted a note and wrote: or polish my leather shoes. Swear by my wife! I will give you a fart.

When I changed my shoes, I found another piece of paper on her slippers, which was written as "yellow" and a fart! My wife was so funny that she thought, "Sorry, I have to ignore you for a week. You have a good idea.

My wife went to the bathroom, and there was another note in the cup, which said: If you don't know how to apologize to me, there is a prompt on the desk. My wife hurried to the desk and saw a half-page paper on the desk. The front side of the desk wrote: Just read the back twice.

Turning to the back, I see an advertisement torn down in the newspaper. The advertisement is written like this: a woman who is upset every day ......

The wife wants to smile again. He thought it was a "good thing" and he lost his temper only when he was upset? Why don't I go down to the next level even when my menopause is over? It's ridiculous. More than half of the wife's anger.

After washing, her wife went to bed. She turned her head and slept while she was sleeping. She turned on the bedside lamp and wanted to read several pages of books and then went to bed. This was her habit for many years. When I open the book, there is another piece of paper in it. I know that you are already very sad. You don't feel sorry for me. In fact, I should also review it. If I hadn't found my cousin across the road and they wanted to watch my joke, I wouldn't be right with you. Man, apart from asking a face in front of outsiders, who will be okay with his wife.

My wife felt a fever in her heart. She thought she was a little too much. She couldn't help her husband. She held his head with both hands and turned his face, but found her husband still wrote two big words on his cheek: kiss me