Big talk it: the streets are full of small programmers with a monthly salary of tens of thousands [ZT]

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Note: the source of this post is unknown. Because I have already indicated the post type in the article, but many of my friends did not pay attention to it, I hereby state it. --- Drate

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I live in Haidian District, where I am running tens of thousands of small programmers with a monthly salary, and I am also a project manager for computer science without beauty, their brain bag, thick glasses, because stay up late and bloodshot eyes, because not see the sun and like a vampire's face, wearing a week of don't wash T-SHIRT, very tasty, they provide no parking for buildings.

When a girlfriend came back from the international trade office to apply for a job, he gave me a happy description. The subway station was full of handsome guys, and the ground was even more like a forest, let her little soul undergo a beautiful baptism, and she came back dizzy, with a sigh of the white-collar men who wear leather clothing, give out the luxury men's perfume, and feel the same: "F4 is nothing. I only know how to sell products and look at people. Ah, self-confidence comes from knowledge and temperament comes from wealth ......" I interrupted her incoherent nonsense and asked her if she had any work or drama. She said, "Can I have no drama based on my English skills ?!"

In a few days, my girlfriend will go to work. In a few days, my girlfriend resigned. I asked why, she said, she is a good citizen in Haidian District, and she is incompatible with the high-level white-collar residential area in Chaoyang District.

"They make up too well. I look like a yellow-faced woman. They use cosmetics from foreign countries in the bathroom at noon. I use foreign brands made in China, they eat pasta and dessert for breakfast, and I eat steamed buns and soy milk ......" My girlfriend angrily counted down, "I don't need to wear Professional clothes. My dozens of jeans are useless. You see my poor feet have been deformed by high heels, the same is true for people who are ruined by the feudal society. That's it. They also said that I didn't match well. The gray shirt cannot be worn with the purple coat !"

I said, "What is the relationship between this and a good job? You pay too much attention to technical issues ." "I'm depressed ......" My girlfriend is like a lost child: "I am still looking for a job in Haidian. It's just like fish and water, so you have to be more comfortable and willing to work overtime. You know, they don't really need to be in the East !"

I immediately stopped her personal attacks: "Don't say it! Where are the people in the capital ?"

My girlfriend almost burst into tears: "It's not me, they have a serious level of concept. Look, here we are, hundreds of millions of people are also wearing late Chinese shoes to go to the small Pavilion to eat shredded Beijing soy sauce. No one cares about anyone. If you have money, that's your business. I'm proud of my technology, but in the east side, I compared everything, even the brand of the stockings. I wore my grandmother's Yu Xiaoer that day, and they laughed at me for a while. What's the old saying, it seems that they grew up in the diamond stack when they were born. If I had a slight mistake, I would have contaminated their petty asset camp!"

I smiled: "stupid, now petty capital is out of date, and Bobo is emerging ."

"Success! What Bobo, I thought I would go hiking in Huairou this weekend, and go to the Music Hall next weekend, and I thought it would be Bosi and Boolean again? When I went to work, I still grabbed the ticket, so I had to worry about it. So I posted rumors on the back, but I changed it to English! Forget it. I am not a bird in the forest. I still want to work on technology in Haidian with peace of mind. I am tired of working overtime and I am better at dealing with people. Everyone is working hard on their own, interpersonal Relationships are simple and comfortable. I love what to wear and what to wear. As long as my work is beautiful, my boss will give me a salary increase. I will never go to the noble zone again."

As a result, a casual youyou family's great temptation to the exquisite and elegant family ended in failure.

Now, my girlfriend strollers leisurely on the Fourth Ring Road in the north, eating three yuan ice cream cones before the eccentric sculpture in Zhongguancun. during the weekend, she fled between Peking University and Tsinghua University, looking for new European film screenings everywhere.

Sometimes, when I go to NASA next to the film school or the volcano next to the National College, it seems that she has returned to the student age in the youth of a group of children. She wore a T-S she had bought for thirty dollars from the college road clothing market, wrapped in her young proud body. She was the most authentic and delicate skin in the wind. Every time she spent a few dollars at the subway station for the blind-eye singer, she bought a d version of the DVD on the overpass. She loved watching Stephen Chow and listened to Faye Wong. She wrote a letter to her mother using the letterhead of the company name to say that Beijing was snowing, she loves to watch cherry balls, but she never talks about "Soy Sauce". Apart from the black, white, and gray colors, she also wears the thick sweater of red flowers like the most beautiful bear in winter ......

She is not happy to receive roses on Valentine's Day. She goes to bed at half past ten on Christmas Eve because she will go to work the next day.

She will take her laptop to the south gate of North science and technology to do the "Carving Time" program, called a pot of lavender tea to spend a slightly tired afternoon, whispered with the girls working in the cafe to discuss, "Can I Replace" California Hotel "with a mysterious garden? I forgot my earphones today ......" She left Sanlitun with the most boring and vague eyes in the city. She left Haagen-Dazs with a clever tongue without taste buds but with good manners, and left the unauthentic red wine with the least standard but best gesture in the city.

Make Dumplings as before during the reunion. It's also the best option to eat mutton men at the intersection. You can eat six in one breath. The dining room of the National People's Congress has an iron-clad beef tenderloin which is the best food. The braised fish in the dining room of the Agricultural University is very authentic. The favorite thing is the library of the Language Institute. You can drink it in and drink it. The most satisfying thing is the playground of the University, the company's football matches are all there ...... The gloomy forest, the laughter of gold, the appearance of youth, the appearance of jade, a few stray singers, a few campus poets ...... Let us fall into this dream and never wake up.

A little early in the morning, the "Yonghe Soy Milk" store in Zhongguancun was brightly lit. IT staff who worked overtime stayed here for a long night. The boys and the girls he secretly fell in love with in the office were running fresh meat and a little basket of chicken, speaking of the company's joke today, he looked at her face with poor sleep, looked at her messy thick eyebrows, and wanted to tell her, she looks like a girl in her Southern hometown. Those fast food restaurants in the middle of the night, those who never lost their beautiful fantasies ...... Outside the door, the stars are dim, and in the distance, it is a sleeping building group, and the girl he loves is sitting on the opposite side and enjoying the hot and refreshing clothes with satisfaction ......

The boy in Zhongguancun won't tell the girl pargiane's violin to make him cry. He will draw an ugly big head fish with the mouse and give it to her, he will really praise the girl's red hat, but will not blame the color and shoes.

Boys in Zhongguancun know the story of waiting.

The company has a very cute environment, because the boss does not wear a tie or is always not at home. She sat in front of him behind, and the morning sun was shining on their tables, her pen holder and his monitor, her bear cup and his coffee spoon, he said with a Southern accent that today the car was congested. While the boss was not combing his hair, she put the mirror on the keyboard and hang a glare to him. He shouted at the back, it is said that the demon girl has released powerful weapons.

Every morning, I heard the smell of coffee and started to beat on the keyboard. As a poem says, the beads are written into the jade disk. When he approaches her on the screen, ah, the girl he secretly loves, there is a scent of shampoo. It's not a precious CD, it's not a "night flight". It's like a mix of coconut and the sun.

Yes yes, we are fond of our innocent and simple age. We hope to see our life like a wheat field, and our wheat and mango are very hands-on. Our simple fragrance is filled with the Earth, so we can get rid of all the people who have paid sweat, the golden wheat waves will remind a fox of the little prince on a distant planet ......

We do not want to tie our feet to shoes, neck to tie, or style to our hearts.

Let the petty guys go to seek the most exquisite and elegant life, and let them get tired and follow the best-selling guide book on the subway book Booth to seek a noble life step by step, let them follow fashion to buy fashion clothes instead of their favorite clothes, and let them frown and eat western meals, let them nap in the concert hall and tell them that they were moved by music for the night. Let them talk nonsense about modern sculptures they don't understand. Let them praise German toilets and French tableware, let them draw the arc-shaped most standard eyebrows ...... The day before yesterday was bochoa, yesterday was a bohemian, today is a bobo family, tomorrow is an if international free people, who is the day after tomorrow? They don't know, because the guide book hasn't come out yet.
 

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