Collection of classic Signature complete version _ Classic net Pick

1. Would like to be a monk, but there is always one thing to put down-level four has not yet been ... Terracotta
2. Finally know that the river, the teacher is a letter of Christianity, he entered our dormitory the first sentence is: "Oh,my god!!! "(Yan Zhao)
3. Went to the canteen to play a potato roast beef, the result accidentally dropped a piece of beef, so only to eat potatoes! (Sun Moon brilliance)
4. You think I can't talk nonsense! Nine words--I'm!!! with a life preserver. (I love Nankai)
5. Later when we have money to make a movie called "Sexual intercourse", a certain fire! Talk about the story of our common people buying a house (water and wood community)
6. See the sex pervert, I also not afraid of, I am a female doctor, not afraid not afraid of ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ (drink from)
7. Beikeda cheated my university four years, so I intend to use Beikeda to teach my knowledge to cheat Society for a lifetime! (North Hkust)
8. The mother clan human beings live in caves, the parent clan human lives The tall building-this is the genital worship! (Blue Sky)
9. Happiness is in your own hands, not in the mouths of others! (A view of the community of water and wood)
10.gg to mm Strange smile: "Sancho, Good Woman, also the same ~" (Goodbye to conceal, water wood community)
11. The first lady of the president of the student union was re-elected, but the president of the student union was defeated again ... (Peking University not named)
12. My hand is too stupid, but he is too handsome ~ so I weaving side out of a ferocious smile calculated: I do not believe, around the scarf I knit you can be so handsome ~ (Beida not name) (reprint please indicate Tianya happy Paradise)
13. I have always wanted to hold my wedding in Zhongnanhai, I do not know how long it will take to arrange ... (Sun Moon brilliance)
14. Yesterday I took my boyfriend's bath card to the female bathroom, the result just inserted into the machine will automatically beep: Color Wolf! At the same time the screen constantly flashing "alarm" words ~ (water wood Community)
15. Good teachers can take you to heaven no matter which bed, the Bad teacher takes you to live the general Stab suite directly! (Peking University not named)
16. Dear, no matter how deep I fell into the well, I believe you will save me-with your belt! (West Ancestral Alley)
17. I once in tears to hiss that I would never be a woman and tears, the result of a mother's beating, that year I 8 years old ~ (Tianya happy Paradise)
18. My friends around, ah, you quickly become famous, so that my memoirs can be sold ~ ~ ~ (Sun and moon Guanghua)
19. After all, did not get mad at the BMW, had to see it in the sunset in the dust away, to know that this is my engine is not good, but because my car chain off ~ (Tianya happy Paradise)
20. As Mr Chan (female) students suspended, announced the 04-level accounting department "auspicious Sambo" era of the end of the new "peerless double jiao" era is about to unfold, hope that everyone to tell each other! (I love Nankai)
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21. Anger and patriotism are only one step away, and no one step! (Peking University not named)
22. North Korea and South Korea must not be merged! Because they are like the bra on Chinese breasts, to protect China from the blasphemy of Japan! (Water wood Community)
23. Social progress, women are the strong in life, science and technology development, men are weak on the bed! (Tianya happy Paradise)
24. Huo went to the disease at my age not only successful, but also died for several years ... (Water wood Community)
25. Chronicle of China: The future of the liberation--> of prehistoric-->1949 years. (Peking University not named)
26. Pujiang on the sword, phone-in again! The next mayor is wins not arrogant defeated him, or he is repeated war repeatedly defeated repeatedly defeated him? Mobile users to send S*b to 3838, Unicom PHS users to send JR to 7474, fixed telephone calls 54250, the selection of your favorite Shanghai mayor! (Sun Moon brilliance)
27. In the fall I buried my wife in the ground, and the police uncle buried me in the ground in the winter. (Tianya happy Paradise)
28. A few days ago, aunt Three said to me: "Your family just bought the house, you should be able to find the object?" "(Lilac)
29. Think of the original, love, remove the quilt, are together; sigh now, married, away from the Gingsi, their own rush ~ (Peking University not name)
30. Mr. Shen Congwen has taught at Wuhan University, according to the current professional division should be affiliated computer college. Its masterpiece "border town" as China's first program language textbooks are forever in the annals of history! (Luojiashan Water)
31. Wife, you just walked through the TV, I at least read less than three ads ~ ~ ~ (West Shrine)
32. The mother-in-law in front of my face to teach her girl to: "You stand on the lazy, you have to be diligent point!" "(Water wood Community)
33. I'm in love with you, I've got my head tied up in my pants belt! (Yan Zhao)
34. Believe in love, believe that there are good men in the world, but also unmarried ~ (Yun)
35. Allied: Mao hand I hold, ask the woman still think Zhoukou? Allied: Thorn tongue phase, with the phase of public security residence Yuanmou. Shampi: Walk upright! (Water wood Community)
36. A person is called not spring, two people qi Spring full garden ~ (water wood Community)
37. The Kang knows the girl, the Kang knows the shoes! (Tianya happy Paradise)
38. Hug is really a strange thing, obviously by so close, but can't see each other's face ... (reprint please indicate Tianya happy Paradise)
39. Shantou girl: "Do not expect Chinese men to bring you pleasure!" "(Tulip)
40. Shantou big boys; "Chinese man's JJ is like a Shenzhou spaceship, do not look at things small, all of a sudden send you to heaven!" "(Tulip)
41. Over the years I've been used to it--the people on the jar as long as the girls and love, all can be long-winded, speak well, as if they had in the sea vicissitudes the same day. Meet such a boy in your heart to have to know, such a person most even girl's little hand has not pulled! (Yat-sen space-time)
42. Romeo and Juliet meet at the ball, at first sight, the next day xx, think of now two people in the Disco meet, and then to the hotel open room, is this all love? (Peking University not named)
43. In the university mixed six months to know, the original love can be found everywhere, libraries, basketball courts, canteens can become the birthplace of love. Because of this, the University of Love only seems so afford! (Peking University not named)
44. Watching the skinny African refugees on television, my grandmother said: "Baby, you mustn't be cheated by the TV now, they will have no money to eat?" And their mother took them to the perm! "(Water wood Community)
45. My Niang said, a person to be kind, see than I beautiful on her smart, see than I smart boast she has temperament, see than I am not a woman I just say she is the Universe Invincible Thunder Bang Super flying Beauty girl!!! (Yan Zhao)
46. Remember the tutor once said, Marx wrote "Capital" when the writing tired will do a few calculus to rest the brain. At that time think of Marx is really a strong man ah ~ But who thought now I was doing the calculus side to write "capital" ... (Blue Sky)
47. If a dog passes you by, if it has an emergency will not look at you, if it is nothing will look at you, if your eyes more friendly, it will revolve around your foot a turn, this kind of etiquette is less between people ~ (drink from)
48. Who is the only one this year? Silly Egg classmate said silly *b is his only, we smiled; We said that life is our only, God smiled; God said that all mortal beings are his only, my family's old sow smiled, the exact point is facial muscle necrosis compression nerve caused ... (Sea Sky White Clouds)
49. Modern Network Fashion classic: one from the Pheasant University out of the job can not afford to buy a house, even the back door can not go to the young people, the Internet to see the first raid in Tokyo YY novels, see Tired to Tianya country view scold under the "right" dog, and then on the Military Forum on the Taiwan Strait War on how to deal with the United States aircraft carrier fleet. Use the earth crooked poem two words describe this kind of personage's ideal realm is: Fuji Mountain Hill flutters The Han flag, the cherry Tree rewards the orchid. They never thought, even if this absurd ideal really become a reality, "Cherry tree under the reward orchid" is still Now "heaven and earth to enjoy the Han Ji" characters, and he is still the Internet café to eat bubble noodles, the month-end wages of the little people! (Tianya gossip)
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51. Eat rice when incredibly did not eat to paste rice, I am feeling: Today canteen again take yesterday's Chen meters to replace;
Eat Chinese cabbage unexpectedly did not eat bugs, I feel: Today's canteen and buy water flooded cabbage;
Eat stew meat When incredibly did not eat pigskin, I sigh: Today canteen again with yesterday's leftover bubble dough sticks;
Eat scrambled eggs incredibly did not eat eggshell, I sigh: Today's canteen and let the new girl beat eggs;
Eat dozen halogen Noodles when incredibly did not eat a rag, I feel: Today canteen again don't wipe pots and pans;
Eat egg fried rice when incredibly did not eat cigarette butts, I sigh: Today canteen and no use chef cooking;
Eat meat fried noodles when incredibly did not eat to Grasshopper, I sigh: Today canteen again with yesterday leftover minced meat noodles;
Eat eggplant when incredibly did not eat eggplant, I am feeling: Today's canteen with soy sauce burned vinegar;
Eat potato block Incredibly did not eat rotten bud, I sigh: Today canteen again sell black-hearted small potatoes;
Eat fried tofu When incredibly did not eat soap, I feel: Today canteen again to get tofu brush pot ...
52. The fastest is the meter, the slowest is the speed! (Beijing Beida) (reprint please indicate Tianya happy Paradise)
53. Zhejiang Electric Power Motto: The gate is tighter than the girl! (Tianya happy Paradise)
54. Yinchu told the president categorically: "China has too many people because there is no electricity in the countryside at night!!! "(Peking University not named)
55. You Americans programming with our village to make a cage no essential difference, how to get all still have loopholes! (World People's Congress)
56. There are things to do, there are things that can not be done-for example, early to bed and early to rise (water and wood community)
57. Now the HR is sheer nonsense-life so many years even a quilt husband did not see through, but also want to sit in front of her in half an hour to see through! (Water wood Community)
58. My name is fluffy, the mayor's own sister. I am the guardian of Crystal Castle, this is my mount--motorcycle. One day I got a miraculous secret, when I pulled out the club and shouted, "Give me strength-I'm a Chengguan" (drink from)
59. Q: After the September incident, Comrade Chen Liangyu, why the central government no longer from the outside to transfer a party secretary to the party, but to the vice Mayor of South Korea?
A: Because tickets are too difficult to buy during the National day! (World People's Congress)
60. My bicycle left gate is virtual, the right gate is random, the car faucet is not controllable, basket is singular, the car seat is not smooth, the car chain and the body is not connected, tires are not saturated, pedal and shaft is unrelated, Fender is indexable, lock and key is independent of each other, the entire bicycle system is discrete! (Water wood Community)
61. I was the real fool in the world-the university raped me, I gave it money! (Tianya University Campus)
62. This is Yu Jian, one of the four handsome men in my class; I, Lutze, Hu Hao are the top three. (North Hkust)
63. Found that everyone watching a film the most urgent is to rob the stool, and then unconsciously cocked up legs ... (North Hkust)
64. Immediately to "6.17", here mourn the death of Gathe 1 years! Originally want to ask friends to go out to play cards, then think or forget ~ (drink from)
65. "Qiu Kun Society" was banned, we have set up a "Heart Health Research Institute", did not expect to be listed and then banned ... (three see conceal, five-colored soil)
66. I found that I have become an angel, because I listen to the Bible every day in class! (Sohu Chengdu Science and Technology)
67. A cultured male college student should be concerned about asking each other in a fight: Would you like a sister? (four see conceal, bupt person)
68. I was a killer, 14-year-old killed someone, tools have toilet paper, condoms ... One day I missed, so had to marry ~ (Tianya happy Paradise)
69. Want to do mistresses is not your fault, but come out to college is your wrong ~ (Tianya happy Paradise)
70. Always want to 鲁西西 that seven can little person, too pull the wind! Although the machine cat is also very invincible, can have a weakness is obvious-the target is too big, easy to be kidnapped ~ (six a six B QQ space)
71. When Zidane with Shaolin Iron head! Crashed into the Materazzi, at the same time Materazzi to Sudio fly out, I deeply for the Chinese martial arts admiration! (Tianya University Campus)
72. Lao Tzu began to learn, portrait for the people! One person 30, two 50, go mole, add dimple no extra charge ~ (drink from)
73. If you ask a person to help me count the money, that would be tantamount to sentencing him to life imprisonment! Mop
74.70 years, doctor, fat-woman three taboo I took up the whole ... (Tianya Beijing)
75. Trample on me, for I am a turd! (Tianya University Campus)
76. The departure of the stool, is the call of the toilet, or the anus does not stay? -_-# (Tianya happy Paradise)
77. If a woman is looking for a partner in order to be able to live a better life, then she is equal to the long-term prostitution! (Tianya wordsmith)
78. From monkeys to people need 10,000 years, from people to monkeys only a bottle of wine ~ (MOP)
79. I really want to personally care about your grandfather cry: Dad! (Tianya happy Paradise)
80. The National day of national humiliation will be on the day aside, but I think the landlord's home shame Day can be put on its birthday! ~ (Tianya International Observation)
81. Two pieces, 5 million hearts! (Tianya happy Paradise)
82. Where there are beautiful women, where there is fantasy, where there is fantasy, where there are hooligans! Drink from
83. Love in the heart, see the street Beauty are lovers ~ (Tianya happy Paradise)
85. Sigh a little back: run fast to the poor, run slow to be poor thrust on! (Tianya happy Paradise)
86. Pro-yuan envy internship, as a retreat and learn point learning! (Sun Moon brilliance)
86. Grass does not let people go to lie down, instead of a cactus! (Tianya Shanghai)

87. The teacher said: Diary Diary, a daily note! "(World People's Congress)
88. On the train, a girl leaning on the boy's shoulder asleep, this is a story; a boy fell asleep on the shoulder of a girl, it was an accident; I was bored, why my life is full of accidents and not stories! (Peking University not named)

89. Annual income of 30.01 billion--two outside the house love to buy where to buy;
Annual income of 1.003 billion--three of the house outside the ring where to buy where you like to buy;
Annual income of 301 million--four of the house outside the ring where to buy where you like to buy;
Annual income of 15.3 million--five of the house outside the ring where to buy where you like to buy;
Annual income of 8.15 million--six of the house outside the ring where to buy where you like to buy;
Annual income below 30,000-dig a hole to bury where you love!! (Water wood Community)
90. The Chinese pay more attention to the taboo. Since Confucius began, he saw two children in the east of the day, du Mu in the "Mountain line" in the education we should pay attention to the mood, such as "Stop Making love maple forest late"; even the ancient arranged marriages also stressed that "day" long life feeling. Of course, number heroes, still have to "sit on the day 80,000" ~ (Tianya Happy Paradise)
91. If God gives me a chance to be reborn again, I must choose in the Tang Dynasty, because there is no need to learn English or lose weight. (Zijin Incense)
92. A farmer walks on the street with a petition material and dies on his way ... (Water wood Community)
93. If one day you come into my heart, you will cry, because it is all you, if one day I walk into your heart, I will cry, because there is no me. (Peking University not named)
94. As I squint at international law, it seems that I see only two words: equality. But I look at the world with eyes wide open, but everywhere is full of inequality! (Water wood Community)
95. Peking University students lovingly control their own school hospital called "Small Western Paradise" ... (I love Nankai)
96. Do not and silly * forced to contend with, especially when the Internet and see the net bar night of the silly * Force rivalry! (Tianya wordsmith)
97. Super Girl is packaging and speculation, as to what kind of creature on the stage, it is irrelevant! (Tianya happy Paradise)
98. On someone's tombstone--thank the Government for settling my house ... (Tianya map Area)
99. After graduating from exile over half of China, a one-night stand unexpectedly met the object of secret love in high school. Joseph embarrassed after each other after years of their own experience, talk to the dawn just think up there are things do not do ... (Tianya happy Paradise)
100. If it were not for political reasons, the 2006 Nobel Prize for Literature should be granted to the Zhao Lihua of Tianya poetry, because she made all the people in the world's most populous country a poet ... (Tianya Management Forum)