Come on, come on, I'll get the ticket!

01-don't come here. I will get the ticket!

02-it's cute to have such a small giraffe.

03-a very short day. When you are happy, you will smile. When you are unhappy, you will smile again later...

04-on the bus, a boy of about 8 or 9 years old said to the girl next to him: "Who says it cannot predict the future? At least I can know what my children will last for in the future,

But you are different. What is your child's surname !" The little girl replied without thinking: "Hum, that is! However, my child

Son must be my child, and your child may not be... Yo !". The whole car was killed in seconds...

05-a school student got angry and made a couplet...

06-calculate boys' prices ..

07-it really hurts people with obsessive-compulsive disorder...

08-miss... Raise your hand if you have eaten it !!

09-we don't ever really grow up, we only learn how to act in public.

We didn't really grow up. We just learned how to give up in front of the public.

10-a one-week urban hunter edition expression!

11-Tiger: Can I eat you? Rabbit: Have you ever eaten a rabbit? Tiger: today, my mom is not at home ...... Rabbit: What did you eat before? Tiger :...... Rabbit: Louder! Tiger: milk...

12-what is the difference between a female friend and a girlfriend: a female friend will tell you to eat shit when you scold you; a female will tell you to eat shit when you scold you. A word is actually a kind of care. You may not eat enough...

13-it is said that girls with long hair are generally pretty, and boys without hair are generally handsome...

14-I just looked at the school calendar and found 12 days for classes in February, 13 days for classes in February, 18 days for classes in December, and 17 days for classes in December,

A total of 60 days of class, an average of 5 hours of class every day, a total of 300 hours, a total of 12 days and a half... That is to say, there are still 12 and a half days

The winter vacation .. What is inspiring...

15-You spent 26 minutes getting up. You beat 55% of the students in the country, and the other two failed to get up in the dormitory...

16-Never give up your original dream, even in your dream !!!

17-the best consolation in the world is not to tell the other party that "Everything will be fine", but to say with a bitter face: "Cry a fart, you see, I am worse than you !"

18-A illiterate wife writes a home book to her husband...

19-is this item special !!!

20-our next generation will never remember this. We can't go back, right?

21-it is said that it can make people laugh in 3 seconds ......

22-hot sparks, sad memories! I think a lot of kids shoes know it!

23-these two children are good...

24-humans cannot stop Weibo anymore...

25-I was touched by the most handsome beggar photo in China. It was so handsome ~~~~~~~

26-in English classes, the teacher asked the students to talk in English. The students are very obedient and fulfill the requirements of the teachers.

The class is almost over, so a classmate can't help it, so he laughed. At this moment, another student stood up and said to the teacher, "the teacher, she smiled in Chinese !"

27-now it's difficult to go to the restroom. How can this be done? It seems that you have to train yourself!

28-a window pops up when I access the Internet in an Internet cafe. It is speechless...

29-there is no friendship between men and women. The so-called friendship between men and women is nothing more than the beginning or residue of love, or love itself...

30-Use your input method to type mlgb to see who is the most popular...