Consequences of forgetting to turn QQ off in Internet cafes

Source: Internet
Author: User
Many years ago, I found a QQ that I forgot to turn off in an Internet cafe:

* Female: Husband, you have told me three hundred thousand. Why haven't you gone yet? (I probably glanced at the chat record, all of which were boring and disgusting .)

Shuai Shen: I am leaving, but my big wife is here. I have to accompany her.

* Female: What are you talking about !!!

Shuai Shen: Didn't you see it? You can view the Chat History.

* Female: Who is your wife? So what do I do ????

Shuai Shen: I just met. She is bigger than you. Of course you are small.

* Female: You, I tell you, little plum. Don't be angry with me. I'm in a bad mood today. I'm so careful when I'm playing too much !!!!!

Shuai Shen: well, wait a moment. I will ask my big wife how to handle this.

* Female: You are jealous. I will not forgive you if you kneel down. (A "Meteor" is coming soon .)

Meteor: Li tianming. Is there no class in the afternoon? (Li tianming? It is probably the real name .)

Shuai Shen: the afternoon class is full and I don't want to attend it.

Meteor: Are you skipping classes again? How did I write the last guaranteed certificate?

Shuai Shen: It's up to me to write a letter of guarantee. Are you a class teacher or counselor? Where are you going.

Meteor: Have you forgotten who I am?

This tone is a bit difficult. I checked my personal information, age 25, professional teachers, and their names are similar, which is something like a counselor.

I don't think I can play too much. I 'd better hide it first. After a while, BBS and QQ again.

Snowflake: My husband. Didn't you go to class? Why did you get back? (**!? This wife is still busy. I read the chat record, which is similar to the boring sweet talk .)

Shuai Shen: No, the root is not gone, stealth.

Snowflake: Hello, you are still hiding between husband and wife !!!!

Shuai Shen: 57 do not play Stealth? Do you play stealth with strangers? Are you good at using your mind.
Snowflake: I said you're okay. Why did I provoke you ???? (Yes, she hasn't provoked me either. I read the Chat History carefully and kept chatting quite well .)

Shuai Shen: Sorry, I returned the wrong message. I thought you were my wife.

Snowflake: Good, good, surnamed Li, you have a kind. Don't leave me alone in the future.

Lavender feet: James, long time gone.

Shuai Shen: Who are you?

Lavender feet: Forget your brother so soon !!! You have no conscience !!!!!!!

Shuai Shen: Brother? Biological?

Lavender feet: By, are you funny? You have all the things we used to share with us. I haven't seen you forget all the brothers that worship me in just one year.

Shuai Shen: Oh, remember. Sorry, I have been drinking too much. It's a bit dizzy now.

Lavender feet: What kind of wine do you drink during the day? It's not easy for you to drink it like this.

Forget it. If you don't want to talk to him, you have to find a substitute for the two wives. In this case, Fang came up.

Shuai Shen: Hello mm, I have been in love with you for a long time. Can I be my wife?

Fang: You are ill!

Shuai Shen: Yes, I am suffering from mutual sorrow. I will wait for you to take care of it. No. If you say no, I will die.

Fang: You are stupid. I am your sister !!!!!!

Shuai Shen: Jie? Biological?

I immediately read the materials. The real name is Li tianfang, dizzy. Isn't it a sister-in-law?

Shuai Shen: Dude, do you know a man called Li tianfang?

Lavender feet: Isn't it your sister.

Lavender feet: You have never recognized anything that is so powerful.

I'm so dizzy. It's really my sister.

I think it's a little too much. This will kill people. Let's explain it to others.

Sorry, I am not the master of QQ. There are a lot of people in the IDC here. I saw that he said goodbye to the people on QQ, and he has been waiting for him, but after waiting for a long time, he was still saying goodbye to others, and I was annoyed. When he left, QQ didn't close. I spoke about it with a sigh of relief. Don't worry about it.

I'm going to copy this article and send it to everyone. Send it to * female first. I just want to press Ctrl + enter... Click farming and the data center has a power failure. This is the day to die.

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