Exquisite computer quotations

1. Today, programming is a competition between software engineers and the universe. Software engineers try to write more and better anti-bot software. The universe strives to create bigger and better dummies. Currently, the universe is ahead. -- Rick Cook, the wizardry compiled

2. I think computer viruses should also be regarded as a kind of life. The only form of life we create is destructive, and I think this represents part of human nature. We created our own lives-Steve Hawking

3. A laptop has the following advantages: no matter how many things you put in it, it will not become bigger or sink. -- Bill Gates

4. If the computer gets too powerful, we can turn them into a committee-that's enough for them to drink a pot. -- Bradley's bromide

5. People use their home computers to do a lot of new things, including destroying their homework. It was previously a dog-Doug Larson.

6. How much astronomy is the knowledge of telescopes, and how much computer science is the knowledge of computers -- E. W. Dijkstra

7. Even computers cannot replace the committee because the Committee decides to buy computers. -- Edward Shepherd mead

8. Humans can make mistakes, but it depends on computers to mess up things. -- Farmers 'almanac, 1978

9. Most experts agree that the most likely way to destroy the world is an accident. This is the time for us to work. We are computer professionals. We create accidents. -- Nathaniel Borenstein

10. All programmers are writers and all computers are bad actors. -- Region name

11. Artificial Intelligence is superior to natural stupidity. -- Region name

12. It should be known that no software engineer trained in professional ethics will agree to write a function like "Destroy Baghdad destroybaghdad. On the contrary, the basic professional ethics requires him to write a function "Destroy City destroycity", where "Baghdad" is a parameter. (Nathaniel s Borenstein)

13. There are only two computer languages: some languages are scolded every day, and others are not used. (Bjarne stroustrup)

14. Should the array subscript start from 0 or start from 1? My proposal is to make a compromise and use 0.5. I think they did not think about it carefully before turning it down. (Stan Kelly-Bootle)

15. Black Magic programming: programmers know that some things are useless, but they will give it a try anyway. Sometimes these things work, for example, re-compile everything. (Karl lehenbauer)

16. Computer Language is like walking in the park. I mean Jurassic Park. (Larry Wall)

17. Even painting on a napkin is a computer language, XML cannot be regarded as one of them. (Charles Simonyi)

18. Using Tso is like kicking dead whales on the beach. (Stephen C Johnson)

19. The object-oriented model allows us to write programs in less than one way. This generally means that it provides a method to write a program like a rotten noodle in a structured way.

20. Reusing programs written by others is like picking sentences from others' stories and making them into a magazine article. (Bob Frankston)

21. (BLINK tag in HTML) is a joke, OK? If we know someone else uses it, we won't write it. (Mark Andreessen)

22. Software is just like sex. It is better if you don't need money. (Linus Torvalds)

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