Java interview questions (funny)

Interviewer: familiar with which language
Applicant: Java.
Interviewer: Do you know what a class is?
Candidate: I am really a hard-working person and don't know what it means
Interviewer: Do you know what a pack is?
Applicant: I don't need to take any bag or prepare for it.

Interviewer: Do you know what interfaces are?
Applicant: I am a serious employee. Never make excuses to be lazy
Interviewer: Do you know what inheritance is?
Applicant: I am an orphan and have nothing to inherit.Of
Interviewer: Do you know what an object is?
Applicant: Yes, but I am very motivated and have no plans to find a target.
Interviewer: Do you know polymorphism?
Candidate: Yes, I am very conservative. I think it is immoral to let a beloved woman have an abortion for her own pleasure!
What does this have to do with Java ??
Interviewer: Have you used Apache?
Applicant: I have repaired my car.
Interviewer: What does Tomcat know?
Applicant: You have seen it in hours .. I also like watching it now.
Interviewer: Do you know about webwork?
Applicant: not familiar. I have been focusing on my job and have no time to explore the outside.
Interviewer: What are Jakarta projects?
Applicant: I don't know. I only traveled there.
Interviewer: Have you used BEA's WebLogic?
Applicant: No. I only drank honey.
Interviewer: Do you know Sun founder?
Candidate: I don't know, but I like Nash in the team.
Interviewer: Have you used spring?
Applicant: never used, sent.
Interviewer: Do you know hibernate?
Candidate: You know, animals often use hibernate in winter, but I never hibernate.
Interviewer: Do you know CSS?
Candidate: Has the CS enhanced version been released?
Interviewer: Have you used OCR?
Candidate: I never play World of Warcraft
Interviewer: What are common W3C standards?
Applicant: Lost tample
Interviewer: Do you know rest?
Candidate: I am very diligent. I only know how to work and don't know how to rest.