Noun explanation in the internet age

What does big data mean? What is a "no"? What do you mean blue ocean? What do you mean Red Sea? What do you mean by internet thinking? What do you call crowdfunding? The next one's going to tell you, it's so simple and rude!

What do you mean Big data ?
A Pizza Hut shop phone rang, the customer service staff picked up the phone.
Customer Service: Pizza Hut. Hello, what do I need to serve you?
Customer: Hello, I want a copy ...
Customer Service: sir, please tell me your membership card number first.
Customer: 16846146***
Customer Service: Mr. Chen, Hello! You are living in Quanzhou Road No. 12 Floor 1205 room, your home phone is 2646****, your company phone is 4666****, your phone is 1391234****, would you like to use which phone to pay?
Customer: Why do you know all my phone numbers?
Customer Service: Mr. Chen, because we are online to the CRM system.
Customer: I want a seafood pizza ...
Customer Service: Mr. Chen, Seafood pizza is not for you.
Customer: Why?
Customer Service: According to your medical records, your blood pressure and cholesterol are high.
Customer: So what can you recommend?
Customer Service: You can try our low-fat healthy pizza.
Customer: How do you know I would like to eat this?
Customer Service: You borrowed a low fat healthy recipe from the National Library in Monday.
Customer: OK. How much do I have to pay for a family king-size pizza?
Customer Service: 99 Yuan, this is enough for your family six stuttering. But your mother should eat less, she had a heart bypass surgery last month, and she was in a recovery period.
Customer: Can I swipe it?
Customer Service: Mr. Chen, I'm sorry. Please pay cash, because your credit card has been maxed out, you still owe the bank 4807 Yuan, but also does not include mortgage interest.
Customer: Then I'll go to a nearby ATM to make a withdrawal.
Customer Service: Mr. Chen, according to your record, you have exceeded today's withdrawal limit.
Customer: Forget it, you take the pizza straight to my house, there's cash in the house. How soon will you be delivered?
Customer Service: About 30 minutes. If you don't want to wait, you can ride your own bike.
Customer: Why?
Customer Service: According to our CRM Global Positioning System Vehicle driving automatic tracking system records. You have registered a motorcycle with a SB-748, and currently you are riding the motorcycle on the right side of the Hualian Mall in Jiefang Road East section.
Customer: Immediately fainted ...

What is off-the-call ?

O Big money to 20000 per month of the price package of college students b,b girls unexpectedly monthly from the package to raise the cost of 10000 pack raise age male students C (consumer), c male feel unbalanced, monthly spend 5000 pack raise O little girl, o little girl found herself is this chain of the bottom, very uncomfortable, direct o rich, So the two kicked the B and C (cut off the middle), trading directly, 8000 per month. (The core mode of Internet thinking is: Kill the intermediary)

What do you mean blue ocean ?

Parked in front of the Shangri-La yesterday, saw a parking space, when a Maybach to stop in the parking space. I went up and knocked on his glass, flung out 100 dollars to him and said: "I fancy this parking space, you go somewhere else to stop!" "He thought I looked down on him and threw more than 10 sheets of 100 on my face and told me to roll over." Later, I followed suit ... Mom, I've earned more than 20,000 a night.

What do you mean Red Sea ?

I put my own money experience online, everyone in the forward, all of a sudden there are many people want to study me, the same. At this time, all the streets are hand-held 100 yuan people, they are looking for a car parking lot.

What do you mean by Internet thinking ?

Seeing so many people walking around in the street with 100 dollars, I knew my chance to come: So, I rented a luxury Maybach car to the street, directed at these hand-held 100 yuan and other luxury car people drive past. At this time, who handed over 100 yuan for me to let the parking space, I will directly accept his 100 yuan .... Not to mention, another hand to take 100 of the people came.

What do you call crowdfunding?

It's cold, want to eat hot pot, and too lazy to go out, how to do? First of all, 5 people are invited. To the 1th phone: "On the way to buy a la carte, it is poor vegetables." "Then the 2nd:" On the way to buy some mutton, it is bad meat. "Then the 3rd:" On the way to buy some frozen tofu all kinds of meatballs, this is worse. "Then the 4th one:" It's a bad drink. "The last 5th:" The pot bottom material is not enough, bring a point. "Then hang the phone with the pot of water to wait ...

Noun explanation in the internet age