Oschina Monday strum--The life cycle of software development

Hello, Monday, you came, heard that you are the last Monday in 2014, what is the speech?

A small series of hope for a long time, finally hope to Monday, we formally moved to South Mt. District ~

@hosser: Wait for a long time to wait until today, hope for a long time to indulge in the Saturday ...

What have you done in 2014 years?

@WuWarren: I did a big thing yesterday and hit the new great Ben. The damage is being fixed today. I mean I'm very low-key now. So the question is, how many years can a programmer drive a big Ben?

Talking about the money thing, the program Ape's salary span is very large, then 2014 you harvested a few bowls of wonton?

@ Yonghe: That's 10 bucks, how many lines of code do you have to write in order to get a small wonton?

I want a lot of hairy grandpa, how to achieve?

@ Open Source China chief a slip into the eternal truly great men to dilute for your: youth: "I want to have a lot of money." "As long as you can find seven goals, your wish will be fulfilled," Jackson said. "Youth:" Are you saying seven Dragonball? The master shook his head: "No, it's color ball." ”

It's all bubbles!!!

@ Green Potato: men with vats baked sweet potato day into nearly thousand yuan

This winter, is the world of sweet potatoes! Do not make the @ Sweet potato sold can earn a few money ...

@dudaodao: Wenzhou Yongjia boss in the company's annual meeting to provide 800,000 of cash, and then give each of its outstanding staff one time to grasp the money opportunity. It is said that the most one can catch nearly 20,000 ... The most local tyrants

How can this company be so Earth,,, Hao??? Do you still recruit???

Of course, I hope it's a company that won't work overtime.

@ Open Source Gynecology director: I have never been in Saturday, also did not write a project in Saturday, never received a colleague phone in Saturday, has not seen the customer, I want to break free from the bondage of my own ~ ~ When I sit in the computer run, has brought all the things, car cards, movie tickets and Manitowoc, perhaps can catch 8 o ' ha, The feeling of heartbeat comes at this moment, I really want to leave, want to leave ~ I have never been in Saturday, did not write a project in Saturday, never received a colleague phone in Saturday, have not seen the customer ~ ~

More money, good welfare, and hiring, then hurry to vote resume it, but remember to change Gmail mailbox, or the consequences of unimaginable ...

@ Miogo: "The employment situation of graduates this year is unprecedented!" "Xiao Ming, who filled out Gmail mailboxes on all job resumes, said angrily.

If we can't find so much money, we're going to keep our money.

@USIDCBBS: financial salesman: Hello, we now have a financial products, I hope you can understand the next. "I:" I'm sorry, I'm not interested! "Salesperson:" The yield can reach 15%. "I:" So good you invest it yourself, don't look for me. "Salesman:" I have no money! "I:" You borrow money ah, loan interest rate 7%, back you can make 8%, go now ... The phone hangs up ...

appropriate financial management is necessary, but resolutely can not be cheated, the new year, we all put the money to keep, good New Year!

The rich children's shoes can now be wayward ~

@ open source China's chief one slip into the eternal truly great men to dilute for your: I went to the supermarket to buy 6 dollars of things, to the salesperson 10 yuan. She looked at me and asked me: You have a dollar. I said there was a coin to her, and then a very embarrassing thing happened, she found 5 a dollar coin to me.

@ sunshine: Just charge the phone, tail number wrong a number to others 100! Immediately sent a message to him: "No thanks, money is so capricious!" "Half an hour less than 10086 messages show 300 phone calls!" SMS also came: "Brother poor to the left money, you still help others!" "I rub ~

@HardCode: Anti-side leakage, no sugar. My bills are here, so wipe butt.

PP is also very Jin GUI, money must buy very useful and practical toilet paper ...

Of course you have to buy a car.

@Hlulu: This year's efforts have not been wasted ah, finally mentioned a luxury car.

No matter how rich or not, we must go home for the New Year!

Where the car will have, but the ticket is not ...

@ Beware of cheating: The Chinese New Year does not talk about marriage, we are still good relatives

This marriage, alas, don't mention it.

To be a pro is all male, what do you say???

@ To realize: Blind Date activities, are all male, female one also did not come ...

Even if a woman, do not bird me, also complain ...

@yijiangxiyang: Old aunt introduced a girl. The first day penguin, I: Hello. Her: hello. Me: XXX? Her: well. I: Fortunately, I thought it was wrong, I heard you in Anhui? Half an hour later, she: Yes ... An hour later, I: It's cold over there, does it snow? No, then. The third day, I: Merry Christmas. She: Fun. Me: Off duty? Her: well. Me: Don't go out to play? No, then. Then the old aunt just called to say that the girl said I do not chat with her. What does the girl think now?

Children's shoes without women's tickets, take advantage of this wonderful single time, hurriedly to do this examination

@Tuco: Yesterday the medical examination line row, the nurse reminds each age-appropriate person to do this half year cannot want the child. When asked if a young man had any plans to have a child, he froze a moment and said no. Then sat down and muttered, "Who do I want to be with?" Who do I want to be with? ”

Excuse me, what is the check??? The little piece is very curious ~

In other words, what should the Goddess in Oscer's mind be like?

@ Creative director 3000k: Big Eyes beautiful, like, Praise!!!

@ Creative director 3000k: Who's looking at me, looking at me, leaving to buy the road money!!

@ Creative Director 3000k: Hahaha @@@

@ Creative director 3000k: I hit you a ball!

@ Creative Director 3000k: There's only you in my eyes!

@ Test Squirrel: Are you all right for your girlfriends? You deserve to have a girlfriend like that.

Finally, really bright!!! The goddess of the OSC was finally born!!!
Here to remind everyone, do not forget the goddess of the whole universe, old godmother children's shoes, accompany us how many terrible breakfast lunch dinner

@pauli: Yesterday on the subway, I couldn't help but take a picture

Grandpa Deng said that science and technology is the first productivity, this even love can produce???

@yoyoso: In the know to see: Around happened to have an example, the company small program, download the recent heat transfer 2000w, import couchdb (NoSQL), wrote a few map reduce analysis suitable for the sample. This is less than 4 days, has been successful about Cannon two women! Is science and technology the productivity of love?

Too magical, Oscer must try, I am the program ape I fear who???

@caiw: One of the guys on the plane was scared by the boy next door. Saw him from the Swiss Army Knife Shoulder bag (code farmers must) out of the MacBook Pro pushed open the flap, a few terminal revealed his geek fan, and sumlime text left behind he knocked down Java code (my Generation). Then brush the point to open the United States play (originally a beauty drama enthusiasts) and so on?! Looks like something's missing.

Program Ape will be so proud, you say in the plane can not surf the internet still thinking about the bomb, China good program Ape!!!

China good program Ape is too much, here to praise the public ~

The program of poetry will be the Ape/Cheng

@ Tian Instance:python Dazzling, Java aspect, PHP, such as painting, Hee Allison like clouds. Programming blood, the world through, since when the keyboard fly, laughing proud of the world. I care about others bad code, a programming Bible in hand, the world I have, jiangshan system to my hand. See how programmers create a big prosperous, programming skills, pour the world. Attached: Ancestors for the preparation of the holy, the annual family technology competition is about to begin, the protagonist slowly debut.

@ Maple Yun: "The river son • Apple" Mr. Newton was mad, pushing the law, learning strong. Snow White, the heart of food desolate. Even if Eve does not know, stealing forbidden fruit, killing Adam. Christmas night Xiqianxinju Lang, keep peace, get gun busy. Every day in the square, the little Apple is the king of the song.

@ Test Squirrel: New Year's Day will be, Christmas just past, floating clouds float. Look at the purse inside and outside, there are few hairs, snot tears, suddenly surging. Valentine's Day, the year Eve, set than Yuanxiao to the early. Hang lanterns, look beautiful handsome, especially enchanting. The scenery is good here, attracting countless single depressed birds. --part of "Qinyuanchun-Snow"

@ a cheap, cheap, nasty man: A modern poem, move: You hesitate/move/still not move/eventually move

@osc-chief-Bone K Director: a modern poem, "Understanding does not understand": if you do not understand the meaning of the move/please look at this move again

@ North Wind scraping not serious: git in clone down Runjs source,, I found this. The Art Garden Ape.

A reasoned procedure Ape

@ Richard-Tyson colleague: New Year's Day not home ah you? Me: To go home according to reason. Colleague: Then you help me to take a few kind of specialties Bai. Me: But I am a person who is generally unreasonable!

The procedure of walking cat step Ape ~

@blindcat: Enchanting Christmas old meow, teach you cat step is so walk, come, 121212 meow!

Humble program of Apes

@ Complement: Every move, good nervous ah, there is no unspoken rules, with no need to take off Ah, how to say ah, how many words to show the literary talent Ah, I write so good will not be too ostentatious, write so abstruse others will not see AH, good excited ah, how can pretend to be a regular move look, good nervous ah. [Poor] who powder me I immediately powder who!!

A program full of intelligence ape

@ open Source The strongest King: to seek the great God of mine guidance, urgent, online and so on!!

@wtony: Crab.

@ Fire ant: Look at this is drunk, will not solve this equation

@ Chen Zixian: I won't say this is the Welcome page of my Android client ~

@blindcat: A study from the Journal of Neuroscience found that lack of sleep caused damage to the brain that could not be repaired by mending. The number of neurons in the brain was reduced by 25% in mice with a long-term state of excitement (lack of sleep). Normally, neurons are non-renewable, which means that when you stay up late, you lose important cells in your brain and become some kind of "brain remnant", and no one can help you recover.

So everyone still want to make sure to sleep, early to sleep ~

China Good program Ape How can not understand the software development life cycle??

@ Phi Total: Software development life cycle

Deep love of the OSC program Ape ~

@Ajunboys: Tomorrow two o'clock in the afternoon NetEase building, think of open-source pants, mood.

@ Rain Cheung River: The project to go online, I am ready to wear a long-cherished god suit to ensure smooth progress.

@ will program the pig: give the source to create a free advertising

@NB boiled water: There is heating is wayward, to open-source China to play an advertisement!

@ New fire: Souvenirs from Genesis

In fact, I want to say is Love @ Sweet potato program Ape

@pauli: More and more like this expression, each chat to send a few, roar roar @ Sweet potato

But I believe Oscer will still choose the big Phoebe.

@ Big phenanthrene: In my fat time do not abandon me to my good people, and so I am thin when must be good to you!

No matter who you choose, 2014 will soon be over and put the unfinished plan into the 2015.

I wish you a happy Monday ~

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Oschina Monday strum--The life cycle of software development