Oschina Thursday strum--life is a deep pit

The small partners who said they wanted to build a big Shenzhen together went back to their hometown, and their reasons were the same:

@ Dream: The problem is that money doesn't earn enough to live the life you want.

Do you have any friends around you? Life or to be positive to face, do not think you have a little setback can see life AH

Life everywhere is a pit, for example, husband pit wife

@ Small Editor: I: Hubby, do you think I'm ugly? I thought my husband would say: "Baby is not ugly at all." The result looked at me to throw two words: not too ...

Wife Pits Hubby's

And my husband quarrel, go home, now I learn smart, what with passbook, clothes are weak explode. I put the air conditioning remote control, TV remote control, the computer set on the password, wifi password to change, and then I feel at ease back to the family, small kind of let you do not know your wrong!!!

Daddy Pits Son's

One day a little nephew can not write a word, so he asked his father: Dad, how to write the cakes? His father: That's the pie of pumpkin pie. Little nephew: How do you write the pie of pumpkin pie? His father: It's an omelet cake. Little nephew: How do you write an omelet cake? His father: It is the cake of the wife cake! Little nephew: I asked my mother to go. His father: This child, like your mother, can still teach you extrapolate like me? I can't smile on the side ...

And the mutual pit between friends.

@Enterprise: Bedroom an upper bunk roommate in with girlfriend chat text message, girlfriend said: "The moon goes down, the sun how not come out!" "Roommates do not know what the meaning of half a day, asked us, we do not understand, only listen to the bedroom long leisurely said a sentence: menstruation gone, how still not see the day. With a swish, the upper bunk was gone!

Remember High School has a Chinese class, I use the hair secretly covered earplugs listen to music, but also afraid of the teacher asked me not to hear, so with the students gesturing: lifted hair pointed to the ear, and pointed to the teacher, and then pointed to his mouth. If the teacher asks me, let me know. Did not expect this "two goods" unexpectedly raise a hand to say: "Teacher, my Deskmate listens to the song, he lets you lecture small point sound son!" "I was crazy at the time ...

For these pits, let's put our mind to it as a joke.

You see, this is the boss's mentality.

@bkkkd: Buy finished vegetables, daughter-in-law son said want to eat fish, then came to the water tank side, watching the water tank swimming Wuchang Fish ~ Also good, very plump. Daughter-in-law son: "boss, how to sell this fish?" "~" Eight pieces of 51 Jin "daughter-in-law son:" ~ so expensive ... Boss, are you fresh in this fish? ".... ~ The Boss Leng a bit, pull out the water tank in the fish:" Do not open mouth do not speak ah, people ask you new not fresh ~ "~~lz internal injuries! ~ Very heavy ...

In the face of weight, it is estimated that few people can really put a good attitude

@OSC Big Fat sen: Make friends with me, the odds of getting fat are 85%.

Sometimes, people are actually pretty good.

@ Caesar Big MA: It is cold, hug is not as good as a jacket, jacket than money, if you can not give me a coat, and no hug, please give me money, I have card number.

It would be fun to be bold.

I did what you had to do. Via: Moral integrity Featured

The momentum of this posture, small shame

@Enterprise: Three years of dating girlfriend, today suddenly told me that her family disagree, but I am a never give up the person, I firmly believe that sincere remove mountains ... Today I deliberately accompany her to find her family to do ideological work, it turns out that some things are reluctant to come, such as her husband not only disagree, but also special to hit me!!

Do you know what it means to turn the feng shui?

Who can think, who can think of's finger licking (o ' dish ′o)? Via: An anti-attack

Did you ever think of your opponent as a god-like combination when you were playing the game?

A dream-like combination. Via: The Wise soldier long

There's a difference between a black cat and a white cat, the first time I heard about it.

ha haha haha haha snake essence disease Ah! Via: Bitter forced old wet

Do you still have a Rap?

When I was a child watching TV comics or something, not less by the family scold it

Childhood watching animation, playing games, chasing the stars are strictly forbidden by the parents of children, can not experience "with peers to indulge in animation, games, chasing stars-slowly lost interest in these-with the age of growing gradually develop travel, gardening, handicrafts and other new interests" process, once into the community to get free, began to frantically fill the childhood debt, Crazy brush anime Crazy game Crazy Chase star, eventually grow up as parents most reluctant to see the mature dead House

Sometimes I admire the American people's brain hole.

Will explode the World War! (Share from the @ No product map)

Then a deep pit of high energy, the hearts of the audience should watch carefully

There's a girl with a veil (shared from the @ no picture via: the arrow in the knee tank)

Yes girl, you'd better take the veil ...

Finally, please allow a small line of advertising

Hot move long been at the big Philippine Occupy, in order to fight against the arrogance of the big Philippine, a small decision to release big strokes.

As long as you move on the top of the "hot move" headline, regardless of the length of stay, you can receive gifts.

Small make-up every day to check the hot move, found a new move to the headlines active contact gifts, in order to avoid my leakage, if you move the headlines, you can also take the initiative to claim gifts. #热门动弹头条大战 #

Date: October 29, 2015--November 29, 2015

Activity rules: Hit the top of the list during the event

Activity object: All Oscer (open source China internal staff not to participate)

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Oschina Thursday strum--life is a deep pit