Oschina Tuesday strum--the right way to do ashamed things

Tuesday, only 25 days away from the college entrance examination! Do you think the countdown has aroused the psychological shadow you used to have? Anyway, a small compilation of the countdown to hear the whole body will have goose bumps, although the college entrance examination has been a good thing many years ago.

The past is going to be him. The internet has been noisy for two houses these days.

@ Blue Xiang prostitute worker: Let's play a game ~ ~ which building is closer?

The power of splitting the world's internet has come up again, and this is the two buildings that caused World War, you guess that? The little part says 2!

Open source China's chief encouragement @osc Cecilia Yip to the programmer's small partners to boil mung bean soup, this programmer encouraged the teacher is not very competent?

@EvaKing: today @ Cecilia Yip for us to boil mung bean soup drink. Show off ~ Next door that is narcissistic please ignore it automatically.

But there seems to be something discordant in the picture ...

@ open source China official : I think of the day under the sunset run, it is my lost youth---@ sweet potato

Sweet potato: I rub, today again handsome, really TM annoying

@ Blue Xiang prostitute worker : With a boyfriend to eat, he has been to my meat, I said no eat not eat, are fat, he said: You have seen the Fat tiger? Have you ever seen a fat cheetah? They all eat meat!! The pig who has been a vegetarian is fat!! Because it's lazy!

Upstairs the truth, you fat not because of eating meat, but because you lazy! So, ladies, you have a legitimate reason to eat meat.

@ Hole side dishes: however persuasive outsmart

This express brother is not expected to live long.

@ Innyun dot com: just answer the phone: Hello, hello! I: Hello, who? She: I am an insurance company, would you like to drive? I: I don't drive, the driver drives. She: Is your car insured? Me: There should be, I did not ask the driver, I asked later. She: How much is your car worth? I: I didn't ask the driver how much it is, it's an estimated tens of millions of. She: Big brother you what car? Me: Subway! Bang! The phone is hung up .... Smile for a minute!

Flirting with insurance company new skills get!

@ One knife: there is a well in heaven alone, the stars fall to the sky Chuan Ying pupil. Stream Spring Ying Hua Cai, Songjiang Island one leaf maple. The South China Sea Ripple Lake Apricot, cherry blossoms do not sound. Immortal Fairy Ji, the island of Rice to love into a dream. West Cork Wild Goose from Xiang, small bridge of the flood-soaked garden. Wu Yuan withered rattan empty leaves orchid, Li's forehead is full of spring.

Look upstairs so have literary talent, must be read all the flowers countless people, but the last sentence of the artistic conception how a bit not to match it?

@ open Source Oschina: Kids, Dad, sorry about you .

You're worthy of the baby, aren't you?

@ Chief of the torn skin : There should be no estrangement between the Department of Operations and the Research and development department.

Operations and development are you so affectionate that you're not afraid of product dog jealousy?

In fact, the small partners of the OSC every day to work very hard, every day to top the @ Sweet Potato's Open source first handsome halo pressure, and eat not good ~

@Yashin : Eat pickles with cabbage today, oh yes

Know the small part of what life, you do not urge sweet potatoes to our processing capital ~

@blindcat : Yesterday after eating dinner, and the waiter tore the bar to together, anyway, I do not let me pay the bill, make me eat Like a king, and then push me to the door a look at the plaque, I looked, turned silently left ...

Just tell me where this restaurant is. I don't have to worry about eating my whole life!

@ dancing Wind : What do you think of this? I think the main result is to look at the face! Another, has the die-3,4 rational faction to say the contradiction, this is the false advertisement, the programmer has the wood to have to think good has the reason?

Small make also feel 3, 4 have conflict, but look for object this matter also have to see face ... Feel the value of not enough to go to Korea quickly

@ The people of Love thinking : What's wrong ?

I want to know how cruel the female master is to let the man say that.

Yesterday afternoon Shenzhen caveat Seet masterpiece, originally is this reason ...

@ Dreams : @ Aibenchen It's hard to say that Shenzhen is raining hard today because of this appearance ~

How can you understand the little things that make you so ashamed? The following figure should be examined with a scientific attitude.

@ a little peach : One-second of people will retaliate sexual sex or cure sex sex, do not provoke the other half angry, otherwise you have to be the initiator to a, lest lose. Fortunately, I don't have a girlfriend.

For the harmony of the night life, people who have objects come to see it. A little piece of such a single dog can only go to the corner to cry ~ ~ ~

It doesn't matter if you have no object, the most important thing is to recognize yourself.

@OSC Big Fat sen : A picture tells you the relationship between knowledge, experience, innovation, etc. "super-connotation

What kind of person are you?

No matter what kind of person you are, you have to take seriously to live to work, so hurry to work!

Good morning, everyone.

All of the above is from the OSC

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Oschina Tuesday strum--the right way to do ashamed things