Powerful computer experts

A long time ago, when I used the 98 system, my system crashed. Because I am a computer idiot, my friend introduced me to a master to help me repair my computer. He looked at the computer and asked me if I had a 98 disk. I said no. He thought for a moment and asked me to give him a landline call. I wanted to ask him what to do with a computer call, but he was a master. If I couldn't say anything, he would just pull the phone out and give it to him. He connected an empty telephone line to a computer's Jack, and then entered dos. Then he started to press the keys on the phone constantly. He pressed the keys very quickly, however, I only press the keys 0 and 1. I don't know how to use them, but I dare not ask. After reading these two keys for more than half an hour, he keeps pressing them, I gradually got a little sleepy. I asked him how long it would take. He said it would take a few hours. I poured him a cup of tea and went to bed next door. When I woke up, I saw that it had been more than four hours. I got up next door and saw him debugging in 98. After a while, he said, you should try, I sat down in the chair and used it for a moment. It was really good. I didn't know the computer at the time. Thanks to others, I went away. Later, I gradually learned about my computer and finally learned about it. At that time, the master compiled a 98 system using machine language. Then I asked my friend about the whereabouts of the master, my friend said that after I went to IBM a few years ago, there was no news ...... I miss him very much. If anyone meets me, send me a text message ......
　　
Another computer expert, a long time ago, when I used WINXP, my system crashed because I was a computer, and my friend introduced me to a computer. He looked at the computer and asked me if I had an XP installation disk. I said no. He thought for a moment and asked me to give him an empty DVD dial and a needle. I want to learn what I want to do with a computer, but they are experts and I cannot say anything, I will give him a DVD dial. He pushed the needle to the dial. He pushed the needle very quickly, but only the depth or shallow. I don't know how to use it, but I dare not ask, after watching the video for more than half an hour, he kept hitting the DVD dial. I gradually got a little sleepy. I asked him how long it would take. He said it would take a few hours, I poured him a cup of tea and went to bed next door alone. When I woke up, I saw that it had been more than four hours. I got up next door and saw him debugging in xp. I also installed software such as office, Photoshop, thunder, and World of Warcraft ...... After a while, he said, "Try it. I sat down in the chair and used it for a while. It was really good. I didn't know the computer at the time. Thanks to others, I went away. Later, I gradually learned about the computer and finally learned that at that time, the master carved a single-sided dual-layer DVD with a needle, I engraved the XP, office, Photoshop, and World of Warcraft installer in it. Later I asked my friend about the whereabouts of the master. My friend said that after I went to Microsoft in the United States a few years ago, there was no news ...... If anyone sees him, give me a call ......
　　
Another computer expert, a long time ago, when I used WINXP, I accidentally broke my d drive because I was a computer idiot, my friend introduced me to a master who helped me recover data. He looked at the computer and asked if I had backed up the ghost. I said no. He thought for a moment and asked me to give him a magnet. He also asked me what I had in drive D and what I wanted to do with a computer, but they were experts and I couldn't say anything, I gave him the magnet and told him that my d disk was full of Naruto animations. He split the hard disk and drew a circle on it with a magnet. He drew a circle very quickly, but I didn't know what it was for, but I didn't dare to ask, after watching the video for more than half an hour, he still keeps drawing circles on the hard disk. I gradually got sleepy. I asked him how long it would take. He said it would take several hours, I poured him a cup of tea and went to bed next door alone. When I woke up, I saw that it had been more than four hours. I got up next door and saw him debugging in drive D. It was a cartoon of Naruto, and even a Chinese gourd doll and a black cat sheriff, after a while, he said, "Try it. I sat down in the chair and used it for a while. It was really good. I didn't know the computer at the time. Thanks to others, I went away. Later, I gradually learned about my computer and finally learned that at that time, the master used a magnet to write data directly on the hard disk. With amazing memory, I wrote all the cartoons of Naruto into the hard disk, I asked my friend about his whereabouts. My friend said that after I went to intel a few years ago, there was no news ...... If you meet this expert, remember to ask him to add me to QQ. I miss him very much ......
　　
Another computer expert ...... A long time ago, my MP3 player USB flash drive was broken and I won't repair it, so I invited a computer expert to help me. He looked at my rotten MP3 with M memory and asked me if I had a small white plastic box. I want to repair MP3. What should I do with a white plastic box? But people are experts, and I can't say anything, I just need to remove the shell of the home air conditioner remote control to him. He split the circuit board in the MP3 file and installed the components on it constantly. The speed of the MP3 file is very fast, but only the MP3 file can be connected or not connected. I don't know how it works, but I dare not ask. After reading it for more than half an hour, I gradually got sleepy. How long does it take for me to ask him? He said it would take a few hours. I poured him a cup of tea and went to bed next door. When I woke up, I saw that it had been more than four hours. I got up next door and saw that he was placing the welded circuit board in a white plastic box. I tried it and it worked very well, and there was 10 Gb of memory! I didn't understand it at the time. Thanks to others, he left. Later, I saw a product similar to my MP3 on the new shelf, and I realized that this cool man transformed my old MP3 into an iPod. I asked my friend about his whereabouts. My friend said that he went to the American Apple company a few years ago and then sent a non-audible message ...... If anyone has his message, remember to send me an email ......
　　
The last computer master, a long time ago, once my lab's scanning tunnel microscope (STM) broke down, I would not repair it. A friend introduced a master to help me. He looked at my STM and asked me if I had a light bulb. What do I want to do when I want to repair the STM light bulb? But people are experts, and I can't say anything. I just need to remove the bulb from the lab ceiling and give it to him. He pulled out the tungsten wire from the light bulb and continued to grind the tungsten wire on the ground. The polishing speed was very fast, but it was only worn or not worn. I don't know how it works, but I dare not ask. After reading it for more than half an hour, I gradually got sleepy. How long does it take for me to ask him? He said it would take a few hours. I poured him a cup of tea and went to bed next door. When I woke up, I had been watching it for more than four hours. I got up next door and saw that he was checking the scanned atomic image of the silicon-Ge alloy. I looked at it and it worked very well. Each atom was clearly visible! I didn't understand it at the time. Thanks to others, he left. Later, I had an understanding of the scanning tunneling microscope (STM), so that I knew that this ox was polishing the tungsten wire in the bulb into a single atomic thickness to replace the broken microscope probe. I asked my friend about his whereabouts. My friend said that he had been to AMD in the United States a few years ago, and then there was no sound message ......

 

 

1. I used a capacitor and a capacitor to weld my CPU! What a big bang ...... Haha!

2. The upstairs is amazing. Sorry, I spent a night yesterday and used a knife to engrave an operating system on my hard drive. I want to learn from you!

3. I split the old TV in my house yesterday and turned it into a gf4ti4800 video card ......

4. What is this? Just now I went online while eating an apple and suddenly crashed. After I restarted it, I found that the operating system became MACOs.

5. I had nothing to do yesterday. I looked at my monitor and found a broken glass, a few pieces of horse and dung paper. I split a radio and assembled an LCD display.

6. I just overclock my 56 k cat. As a result, as soon as I got online, all the calls in my community were busy.

7. Let me talk about the old things. When I first went to college, everyone used 286. The display was also single display, and the hard disk was much smaller. I thought that would not work, So I split a color TV display screen and mounted it on the monitor. I thought the hard disk was too small, so I recycled one thousand 5 inch floppy disks, took out all the cores, and stuck them together. So a 1 GB hard disk came out.

8. I am poor and can't afford a computer. Now I can only use this 5-dollar calculator to change it to a computer to access the Internet. the disadvantage is that the screen is small, but the original calculator is solar. I keep this function. poor.

9. You are really a strong guy. I just added a TV remote control with a camera head to use it as a new mobile phone.

10. The post here is too large, and every time it is opened, it will crash. it seems that the memory is insufficient. although the current memory is cheap, but I am poor, only M. after a long time, I found a good way to plug in the memory. Hey. the callback passed the self-check, and the memory became 821m.