Programmers and prostitutes

1. Programmers usually hate Microsoft and prostitutes .. This .. I'm afraid so.
2. They all eat youth meals, but after the old pig is yellow, programmers can mix administrators and prostitutes by mixing their faces.
3. Prostitutes rely on three dimensions, while programmers rely on four dimensions (thinking)
4. In order to attract customers, programmers usually provide a demo before the transaction, which is called photo provided by prostitutes.
5. When programmers are active, they call eating overlord and jieba, while prostitutes and big sisters call boba.
6. absent-minded prostitutes can do {BEEP (1); sleep (9)} until overflow while working. Absent-minded programmers can also navigate to adult websites while working.
7. programmer's Manual: A set of good man-machine operation interface requirements. For a novice, he can be guided step by step into the function. On the contrary, for regular customers, he can go straight to the topic; prostitutes must also comply with the programmer's Manual's regulations on the human interface.
8. A prostitute is most afraid of a spot check at work, while a programmer is most afraid of a power outage.
9. The new programmer named cainiao and the new prostitute named chicks. They were all poor animals.
10. the OO method is now popular in the program industry, although the prostitute had mastered O ~ in bed before XXXX years ago ~ O ~~~ Technology
11. When programmers are helpless in order to attract customers, they can also try the guests first. Of course, Prostitutes sometimes give you a sweet spot.
In short, programmers are worse than prostitutes:
12. A prostitute can say no in just a few days every month. If a programmer doesn't speak, it will take a year for the programmer to get involved.
13. If a prostitute does not do anything, he is called a slave. If a programmer does not do anything, he is probably on duty.
14. programmers have a problem with worms. Prostitutes do not seem to have heard of such problems.
15. The work of prostitutes is highly concealed. Programmers are afraid that their relatives and friends will know the work, so they are even more shameless.
16. The better the programmers do, the more programs they need to do, and the better the prostitutes do, the better they can pick and pick
17. Programmers are now popular with "free" and "open". To put it bluntly, they are playing on their own. The prostitutes do not seem to have such vicious competition.
18. When a woman is a program, it is called an odd girl or a talented woman. If a man is a prostitute, it is called a duck.