Repost several of the best doctoral papers

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Amazing and funny:

I don't know if mitbbs is true, but it is really funny.

1. The best doctoral thesis is published in the best journal before the answer is answered.
The journal must be serialized like a novel.

Example: Dr. Zhang Wuchang's thesis "Tenant theory", which contained four phases in jle.

2. The answer to the latest doctoral thesis is that the respondent has been challenging the members of the record-Defense Committee until they have been asked by these professors.
Zhang believes that he is the respondent.

Example: Xiong Peter, one of the members of the Review Committee
One of the great economists turned his head and asked another member, cloneziv (Nobel Prize winner): "Vasily, we
Have you passed ?"

3. The best contributor to this paper is to make editors fail to find an anonymous reviewer who can understand this paper. Finally
It can only be published and does not need to be modified at all.

Example: Sims published the paper "infinite dimension parameter space distribution lagging estimation" in the mathematical statistical yearbook in 1971
. After writing this paper, Sims did not invest in Economics magazine because he clearly knew that no one understood it. So I voted
In the best mathematical statistics magazine, no reviewer can be found after the result is edited. In the end, it's hard to pull a reviewer.
The report was written as follows: "I really don't understand what this paper is about, but I have tested several of its theorems.
It seems to be correct. So I guess it should be published ."

4. There is no need to make a long article on the best paper. There are thousands of words. Example: debroyi is a playboy, Ben
Ke is a historian. Later, he was bored and went to the doctor for five years. The last doctoral thesis he handed in was a piece of paper.
Suspected of "Plagiarism ".

The answer Committee does not want him to answer the question. His mentor, Lang zhiwan, a famous physicist, was very shameless.
It was a shame that a student could not graduate, so he encouraged Einstein to join in and seek help: let this kid pass, he is old
Dad is the French Interior Minister. The "spam" paper was later seen by schörör.
After studying for a month, I published one of the most important theories in quantum mechanics
Cats are also the most interesting cats.

Due to the viewpoint stated in this paper, debroyun won the Nobel Prize in Physics. Based on this topic by D.
This paper has made outstanding contributions to quantum mechanics, and has jumped from an ordinary but not ambitious Lecturer to a great science.
They also won the Nobel Prize in Physics. It can be said that a one-page doctoral thesis won two Nobel Prize in Physics
It can be said that there were no people before, and it is estimated that there were no people later. From this point of view, the best paper doesn't have to be serialized like Zhang Wuchang,
One page of A4 paper is sufficient. However, I think it would be miserable for debroy to study PhD in China because the number of words in the paper is too small.
This does not even qualify for the answer.

I have to say two words: debroyi lost his parents when he was a child, and his brother, Duke Morris (also an outstanding
A physicist who raised his hand and published his famous doctoral thesis in 1924 one year ago.
I have not verified the conjecture of material wave in the three papers.

About schörörör: he has collected poetry in four languages. In addition, he published
What is life, attracting a large number of physicists to turn to biological research. Including the discoverer of the double helix
Sen and Crick. Therefore, these cool-men are not necessarily as legendary as people think, nor can they simply succeed.
Is an accidental factor. It is said that the cow is normal.