Some things that programmers should pay attention

Today, let's talk about a young lady's husband and their affairs. It is a coincidence that there are similarities.

I met programmers for the first time eleven years ago, during the freshman military training. I'm not even sure if programmers remember it was the first time they met. At that time, I accidentally participated in the guitar club and wanted to borrow an entry book for the guitar. Then haige, who was enthusiastic at the guitar club, said that one of his classmates had taken me to get the book. So we met for the first time. I only saw a backend facing the computer ...... Seriously suspect that programmers did not look up and look at the girl who has been playing the game like a panda, because after he handed the book, he quickly moved into the arms of the computer, correspondingly, I don't remember what he looks like.

I have never understood the warning given to me by the back of my last day, So I fell into the abyss of my life.

At that time, I knew nothing about computers and programmers. I only knew about these computer systems. They naturally stayed mostly, played games, didn't learn, and the temperament of migrant workers grew stronger. They wore yellow migrant workers' slippers to attend classes, in the dining room, I had dinner with migrant workers, without hair washing and hats covering, without clothes and looking for clothes from the pile of dirty clothes. The cup for drinking water had not been brushed for a long time and the bees had built a nest, split others' computers every day, burn others' computer CPUs, or study computers (Debian) or gather the public to watch the film ..

Even if programmers later joined a band after literature and art, when the Beecher, or the most natural in the band, they only bow their heads and play, unlike the lead singer and guitar cool.

After preliminary understanding, computer configuration, computer repair, installation system, and so on can all be done by programmers. Moreover, programmers are not smooth. Many sisters thought this too, so after four years of college, programmers drilled through various sister dormitories many times. One afternoon, they said that the installation system was too slow, I believe it now.

Programmers almost did not graduate from their senior year. They had to go to more than a dozen subjects, from basic English courses, high numbers, and big things to professional graphics. Fortunately, they were very thrilling and lucky.

I asked him: do you not like computer learning? How can we make it a waste. He said: the teachers who use outdated teaching materials are a scum.

It turns out that he is right. I think it's a bit confusing. I have never seen him study. I also wrote code, wrote my graduation thesis for others, and successfully got a job after graduation.

With regard to the whereabouts after graduation, programmers say this: there is also an IT industry in China in Beijing, Shanghai, Guangzhou, and Shenzhen. Choose a place. I said: Beijing. In this case, we will come to the imperial capital.

Seven years ago in Beijing, our first job, the starting salary of programmers was only RMB. I found a job in the Publishing House, and the starting salary was also RMB.

In my first two years of work, it was the most tiring time in my memory. I have almost never had a rest in two years. I came back from Monday to Friday after I worked overtime until and, even later or overnight. Go to the company to work overtime on Saturday. At that time, we were still porting mobile phones. Young people can survive all night and continue to work the next day. Occasionally, programmers will release the version overnight, but the next day they will have to rest for a long time.

From college to college, when I had to get used to waiting for programmers to work overtime, I had to get used to a process that I could never get used to, like me. Until now, if programmers come back late after working overtime, I have no way to go to bed. He must come back before he can go to bed, so his health is also stuck together.

After four years of work in Beijing, we considered getting married. Now he has changed his job and started IOS at a startup company. One thing I admire is that he is still sensitive to the development of the industry. At that time, I learned IOS as an example, and I had nothing to boast about. When talking about college, I predicted that Weibo products would be booming, when bitcoin was just launched, almost no one knew it and dug for two days. But I don't know if this person is born with no fortune, so I am still working diligently.

The new start-up company has become a technical leader, and the overtime work is not so fierce, but it is difficult to see the way out, the company's style is difficult to change, so I did not believe the company gave a huge pie. I said that if the company is listed, all the options would add up to 3000 million? The programmer said calmly, don't worry, you can't go to the city.

At that time, the company's target market was three or five years old, but it was forgotten that it has not yet been listed.

Later, programmers introduced me to the current company, which is also a relatively large company in China. So they tried their best to work overtime for a while. Later, programmers became better.

In the past seven years, I have grown from a young guy to an uncle with a weight of 55kg to 75 kg, from a natural coanon to a small manager in a large company. Very compatible with the growth path of programmers. I don't know whether it is happiness or sorrow.

Since I have been married to programmers for so many years, although I am still a little white, I can also summarize the following points:

1. Be able to withstand loneliness

Programmers spend longer time with their computers than they do with their children. They often work overtime and need to exercise themselves to fall asleep independently.

Second, you must be able to withstand the crash

Nor can it be said that programmers have no interest, but they cannot expect too much. I have never had any anniversary since I got married. Occasionally, I buy a gift for my birthday or something, basically using electronic devices.

3. Take care of the life of programmers

Of course, most programmers do not have high requirements for food and clothing standards, but do not expect them to do too much. A ape will only shout every morning, wearing no so or a t-shirt.

The Food Program ape will also make a few dishes, but some guests just come to use it.

4. You have to buy electronic products for programmers.

For example, there are more than 1 K mechanical keyboards, more than 1 K headphones, a variety of NK game devices, and many other seven to eight wristbands. In short, if they want to buy new electronic devices, they have to buy them, otherwise they will feel uncomfortable.

5. Three Kingdoms and other card games and Texas hold'em

Card games that sit still and show their IQ are the most suitable for programmers.

6. integrate into their TB activities

For example, you have to bow your head to eat and drink. Once in a while, I heard "Let's do it". Then I smiled and continued to bow my head and eat and drink. Three Kingdoms or Texas hold'em after drinking.

7. understand some basic terms

For example, bug and other programming language names. You can understand basic IT jokes, such as the ones you just learned about rheumatoid two days ago. Do not make common mistakes in IOS spelling.

8. Worship Steve Jobs. Remember the names of the bosses in the IT circle.

Let's take a look at it news.

9. Be alert against procedural ape disease

Eye keratitis, shoulder and neck diseases, fatty liver, and chagegitis.

Don't worry too much about male issues

I believe they prefer to marry a computer. If something really goes wrong, maybe it's not a programmer, but a product or a design lion.

11 do not ask relatives and friends to look for a program.

Because programmers said they are not selling computers.

The last and most important thing is to praise programmers and appreciate their aesthetics, because programming is also an art.

Programmers have a certain temperament. Otherwise, we won't be so easy to tell programmers in the crowd on the street.

Because programmers have a sense of mission, they must have felt the call of destiny. They must use computers to change and destroy the future of mankind, and they are about to do so.