Recently with colleagues, friends, netizens chatting, talk to programmers talk about girlfriend things, found some interesting things to share.
Gossip about the other half of the work developed by the programmers around the job, found the following combinations:
I This person love blind pondering, but this time is not blind pondering, I this a ponder ah, hey, you also don't say, really a bit Dodal ah, originally this is absolutely match AH.
Programmer + TestI came to a dramatic conclusion in the article "talking about the programmer series: See how far you are from the good ": Because the average programmer always communicates with the test mm, the odds of being single are 100 times times greater than that of a good programmer.
OMG, this is actually true.
Who else knows more about programmers than tests do?
Your code and software reflect your work attitude and ability, you and test mm communication process reflects your character, you have been exposed to your taste. If a test mm or single, but also willing to communicate with you, that is a layer of window paper, and so know each other so, know everything, without you tempted me I tempted your desire to say also Hugh to say also Hugh, no need to cover up the pipa half cover, all kinds of understanding, a variety of tacit, that is not progress fast, is it.
There are so many combinations around me that my daughter-in-law is a test.
This combination is God, June live the Yangtze River head I live the Yangtze River Tail, you write software to my test, beauty drops very. With the test mm together, you no longer have to explain the "why you always work overtime" This problem, because, she knows you: how many times you work overtime to honor the "development progress certainly no problem" this commitment, always in the delivery day before the arrival of the Jackal (Wolf) Jas to integrate the code together, and then, A floating (evil) bright (poison) of the right foot volley to pass the ball to test, ah ha, now look at you ...
She really knows you, doesn't she? Keyboard, keyboard, OK, because all the keyboard has been a piece of iron, tonight you do not have to kneel keyboard, change the motherboard it ...
Programmer + ArtworkYes, well, it's not right, it's art.
Programmers and artists to deal with a lot of opportunities (do the driver to do the background algorithm and so on), you do a Web site to do a desktop software to do a game, no need artwork. From high fidelity to Transduction to the re-adjustment after the demo, communication throughout the product development cycle AH.
There are a lot of opportunities to learn from each other, similar to the "Programmer + Test" combination.
Around there are three pairs of this combination, this combination is the angel, a versatile weaver to find the plow plowing the cowboy, you cultivated land to my clothing, sweet honey.
Programmer + Pre-saleThere are some products of pre-sales positions, will be girls.
This position, and the programmer has a lot of contact opportunities, a variety of new products after the release of training, telephone support, technical discussion, and so on, a lot of opportunities to understand each other. If as a programmer you made out of the product to let the pre-sales mm in front of customers feel the face of the times, then you score is very high.
I have two pairs of these combinations around me.
Programmer + ProgrammerMaybe we can call this combination as "program Ape + program".
This combination is historically inherited, really, cheat you are puppy. You see in the martial arts novels, elder sister very easy love root deep species, such as Yeu Bu and Ning Medium, such as Linghutao and Keilingshan, such as Guo Jing and Huang Rong, such as Ma Yi and sun, such as Chen Xuanfeng and Plum wind, such as black and white swords, such as the Diyun and Fangfang, such as ...
Program Ape + Cheng, is this kind of senior sister combination.
That, all day zaps, inevitably will rub a little spark, you say is not. is no condition to rub sparks, can also create conditions. Once there is a spark, a prairie is very fast, because, we are similar, natural relationship near, who still do not know who ah, who still do not understand who ah.
I have four pairs of these combinations around me.
This combination is a perfect match, but also a hero, you cook wine Hero. You work overtime I also work overtime, who do not say who, all know the hardship of overtime, mutual understanding is from the heart, appreciate to cherish ah. You can also talk about code and bugs in bed at night, and dreams may all be tuned together.
Here is a joke about the programmer couple's tacit understanding, to see, the second kill all other tacit understanding:
Special note: Pictures from the network, not PS, the bottom of the line does not know how to remove ...
Programmer + Personnel (HR)When the matchmaker first introduced me HR, I actually refused, I said to the matchmaker, because she did not know the technology, she could not understand me ... Matchmaker told me that this HR know the technology, really understand, she specifically recruit technology, she know you ... Later we tried to contact for a while, found that HR really understand the programmer, do know where I do not highlight where not, but also help me to find a better job. Now, I am with HR every day, full of confidence, I also call my friend also find HR to do girlfriend, you know, duang~~duang~~duang~~, you should highlight the more prominent, and then, duang~~ suddenly, you can find a new job.
Well, that's it, HR is also technical work, or specialized in the technical work of programmers, HR and programmers do not know the night between the black, but in fact I have always understood you, I understand your good, understand your dick, understand how much money you earn ...
There are two pairs around.
Programmer + Customer ServiceIt is said that the old people to call the telecommunications customer service telephone to find the voice of the Sweet customer service chat, a chat is a few hours later, the telecommunications to improve the telephone customer service system, set about four levels of nearly 100 branches, the manual service of the sound also deliberately found a said Trump's sister recorded the voice, this harassment phone greatly declined, But there is always that unhesitatingly, bypassing all kinds of snag, and chat with customer service ...
This story shows that the customer service is quite good quite attractive girl, voice sweet, understanding, light These two points is the Gospel of the programmer. Of course, if your products have customer service, but also in an office, you are customer service support product developers, that, MA slipped ...
Two pairs.
Programmer + TeacherThe first several combinations ah, the most fundamental principle is: "Tun", "Rabbit Eat Hualaopo". To take off a single, you are in the company of these positions, the girls around have the Lord, people still have girlfriends honey is not, wait for the day you can introduce a.
Teachers, at first look a bit strange, why they and the programmer so?
I have four pairs of this combination!
You say, young beautiful female teacher is specialized to save programmer to help programmer to take off a single ...
I thought for a while, wow, the teacher and the programmer's match point is Jiangzi: The programmer is the best tree hole, "Well, ah, yes, right, line, good, oh", no matter what you say, programmers can gracefully deal with, so, happy to teach the female teacher, this acid cool!
If you are single program ape, want to improve the chance to take off the single, you can find out from the girls I mentioned, it is not to coax you to play, the girls engaged in these jobs, and programmers that is quite match. If you are not interested in these girls, in fact, there is a kind of it male with the girl: literary female. Here is an article to testify: it male and artistic female combination of 10 reasons.
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