That's what the project managers understand about programmers.

Programmer: For the current design, I can fix the basic framework in about a week. We then refine and refine the design from scratch and submit a stable version in the next week. The project manager understands that the whole project can be done in just two weeks. Programmer: Yes, I can write some Web services that, through this service, other developers can interact with our system. The project manager understands that he alone can build a Load Balancer Web Service site that can withstand millions of users per minute. Programmer: We need to have a meeting with the next version owner and tell them that unless there is a suitable build deployment server, we will not be able to complete the project on time. Project Manager's understanding: no more! (Tears in the rush ...) Programmer: We need to train every programmer to think of all projects as their own code, so that they will be more responsible. The project manager understands that he is willing to be responsible for all software projects and is willing to blame the company. Programmer: If you want to write a Web site method with HTTP GET, it should only return data. If you want a way to write data, you can either use post or put. Project Manager's understanding: (Grumbling ...) This guy is really a scourge, have to divide so clearly, one is one pull, it seems that he is not comfortable in the mind. (Continue to grumble ...) (Note: The original word is that insisting on doing the right thing is as important as his gold underpants.) Programmer: Dinesh and Gilfoyle reverse engineer some old programs and find that your previous configuration is a bit inconsistent. The project manager understands: I want to fire them! Programmer: Now the project is understaffed, maybe this weekend I can telnet from home to the company's machine, so I can catch some progress. Project Manager's understanding: In order to complete this impossible project, he would even blow up the bridge and die with a smile. Even if he did not die, he would climb back from his hospital bed and continue to work for me to die. He was asking me to whip him. Free pick up the Lamp Brothers and original PHP video tutorial CD/"PHP" Essentials Edition, details of the Advisory website customer Service: http://www.lampbrother.net

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