When a grumpy woman meets a chronic man

This article from: Charm Child Health Network http://www.maleslimming.com/psychological/1/44678.html

My girlfriend is still working in the organization near the expected date of birth. Suddenly, she felt that she was about to be born. She hurriedly asked for leave from the Organization and returned home. She made a big pot of millet porridge for herself first, then I called my husband and finally walked to the hospital for work.
When her husband came to the hospital, my girlfriend had just been pushed into the childbirth room. The doctor said it would take a few hours as soon as possible, so this old man went home with excitement to take a bath, get a haircut, shave his face, A few hours later, I walked back to the hospital and ran into a washed-haired wife, exhausted and pushed into the ward. He said happily with his big fat son: "This hospital service is really good. I took a bath for the child and a bath for the mother. It's so clean ...... What? Millet porridge? Diapers? Child quilt? I have not obtained it yet !"
My girlfriend was so anxious that he almost never got out of bed and went home to pick it up. This chronic man cannot count on it!
Our family also has a chronic child man who always waits for him on a date, but never gets late, that is, to step on it. I will always wait 10 minutes or 20 minutes in advance, it seems like you are afraid that you will not be able to marry. So I worried, and he immediately improved his efficiency by riding a bicycle. As a result, he hit an old man. From then on, I did not dare to worry about it, and then the sound of the storm continued.
After marriage, I still get a name quickly, and he still gets a name slowly. When I got pregnant, I caught him off work earlier, so I volunteered to cook and watch TV with my satisfaction. From half past six am to AM, he fought in the kitchen alone and gave me two bags of milk, half a pocket of peanuts, and a pack of instant noodles, the food was not served. Finally, he was really embarrassed and said with a smile: "My food will be ready soon. If you are still hungry, I will go downstairs and buy you two more breads ."
To be honest, I was not hungry at that time, and I was sleepy.
If I wanted to live together for a long time, it would naturally be affected by me. Even if it wasn't as popular as me, I could at least be able to make a good fortune. Can I just say it?
However, after he got married for eight years, he was upgraded from "Old mushrooms" to "old snails", which slowed down.
In the winter, I finished my breakfast, took my children to finish eating and arranged for them to wash themselves. I immediately went downstairs and started the car, turned on the air conditioner, and went to the car to sweep the snow and defrost. 20 minutes later, the man in our family has not brought any children to the next floor!
I went upstairs and saw that his old man was taking a bath in the bathroom.
My mom, I have to send two children to catch the shuttle bus. The last shuttle bus leaves in 10 minutes! I was so anxious that he found half of his wet head and explained, "the child said that my hair is like a chicken nest, and I just wanted to wash my head. It was appropriate to test the temperature, so I want to take a bath ......"
I was so angry with him that I led the two children to go downstairs.
The next day was Sunday. They sent their children to a foreign language learning class. We drove the couple to buy snow tires, and the security guard kept us at the gate of the 4S shop. The husband shook down the window, "Hi! Hello ...... Let me ask you something ...... Hmm ...... Excuse me ...... This ...... That ...... I mean ......" I was overwhelmed by freezing and shouted, "Is there any snow tires ?" The security guard also told me, "Yes, keep going !" I think I'm crazy, too.