You can't afford to hurt your computer.

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You can't afford to learn computer,!!!!!!.
I started learning computers six years ago,!!!!!!.
So I set foot on the!!!!!!

Who told me that computer is the king of the profession AH!!!!!!
The roadside beggars are programmers!!!!!!

It's a lot of code. There's Wood and!!!!!!!!!.
Who will talk to me about computer is the King of Professional Lao Tze a keyboard cover dead you Ah, a mouse line strangled you AH!!!

You can't find a girlfriend at college,!!!!!!.
The ratio of men to women in the class is 8:1, 8:1.!!!!!!
Dutama Army DAY!!!!!!.
8:1 and seniors to rob have wood!!!
This science long, the graduate student also has the doctoral seniors!!!!!!
Madeleine, you are rabbits, so like to eat grass!!!!!
Also grass!!!!!!
After a year to go to the welcome, a piece of luggage more than 10 people competition!!!!!!
To Rumble has the wood has!!! Her sister cried, there was wood and!!!!!!.



I've been studying mathematics and physics for two years!!!!!!
Fourier!!!
Laplace!!!
Two French old man dead how can I still not soothe the nerves?!!!!!!
Programming work code must be copied in paper!!!
COMPILATION,!!!!!!.
Casually on the hundreds of line AH!!!
It takes half an hour to copy a job,!!!!!!.
We have to plug the Board!!!!!
One board plug more than 1000 lines, more than 1000 lines!!!!!!
You can go around the Earth three and a half times.!!!!!!
Who say computer studious labor vomit a mouthful blood fishy death he!!!!!!


It's commiseration to learn computer paper,!!!!!!!!.
The computer broke down to get you to fix it.!!!!!!!!!!
And who says learning computer will fix computer!!!!!!
You'll buy a computer!!!!!!
Labor and management Linux do not understand Windows can!!!!!!
Labor and Windows do not know windows can!!!!!!
Who rules the computer will repair the computer AH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Do you know how to learn photoelectric will shine AH!!!!!!!!!!!
Do you know how to do energy generation?!!!!!!!!!!!!
Do you know how to learn chemistry?!!!!!!!!!!!!
Do you know how to get pregnant?!!!!!!!!!!!!
When you're a brother, you're a man who wants to fix your computer.!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Reload the system and don't call me!!!!!!.
Labor help next door sister re-installed 10 times the operating system AH!!!
10 times,!!!!!!. 10 times, I haven't even got a hand in the!!!!!!.
You want to re-install, gothic to all night ah, there are wood ah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Your whole family is a computer mechanic,!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.



Ask you will not be stolen QQ of wood have AH!!!!!!
Also despise you steal a QQ will not engage in what computer has AH!!!!!!!!!!
Word doesn't use it to ask you, is there a!!!!!!!!!!?
Excel doesn't make it look for you.!!!!!!!!!
Movie Music can't get you to cuff.!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Look at the pornography poisoning, come to see you.!!!!!!!!!!!!
Lao Tzu is learning computer, not your sister's F1 AH!!!!!!!!!
Ask me not to!!!!!!
Labor or buy a hard drive to die, forget it!!!!!!


A grammar book is a brick.!!!!!!!!!!!
Every one of them is different.!!!!!!!!!!
c,c++,c#,mips,java,sql,jsp,asp,php!!!!!!!!!!!
Every one of them can kill you,!!!!!!!!!.
Special compiler is a piece of!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Learn a C, the hands are killing you,!!!!!!!.
Learn a compilation, register dozens of Ah, each one is not the same Ah, instructions how many you do not dare to think AH!!!!!!!!!!!



Your brother is a CPU ah, the value of life is to carry out the instructions AH!!!!!!!!!!
SQL has not learned to ask you to write a database is there AH!!!!!!!!!
Windows is useless, so you can compile the Linux kernel.!!!!!!!!!!
Meego ever heard of that,!!!!!!!!!!!!?
Last semester, I came to the school to open a lecture.!!!!!!!!!!!!
What's more, the future is limitless,!!!!!!!!!!.
This semester is special.!!!!!!!!!!
No,!!!!!!.
You're not afraid, are you?!!!!!!!!!
My brother has graduated a few years ago, if you do this, now it's good to jump.!!!!!!!!!!!!



Work dare not find AH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Interview book bought more than 10 of the wood has!!!
Every day to study the company face by the wood has!!!
It's almost facial paralysis,!!!!!!.
Madeleine now every company is learning the Google algorithm!!!!!!
Count Your sister!!!!!!.
Nimagui Company's products only algorithms AH!!!!!!
You know, everybody's doing ACM,!!!!!!.
Why don't you go to sm!!!!!!
Nnd interviewer If you don't know the answer beforehand, can you do it?!!!!!!
Can you do it,!!!!!!?
A company openings is to you all kinds of mastery ah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Proficient in C, proficient in java!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Also want your sister's meeting interpersonal communication Ah, afraid you a study computer's bad get along with AH!!!!!!!!
I know how to fix a computer now,!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.
I'm going to growl now,!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.


Find a job is also a laborer!!!
is the Yard Farm!!!
Robin's got the richest man, you haven't even had a down payment!!!!!!
Ashamed,!!!!!!?
Ashamed,!!!!!!?
Work has no girlfriend!!!
The proportion of research and development department is not even 8:1!!!!!!
New recruits MM has been!!!!!! in school.
In the school period, the MM entered the post have been dug a corner has wood!!!!!!
The crouching Groove is the program ape, the phase is fried so urgently!!!!!!
It's a computer, and it's the last to get a DSLR, a photographer!!!!!!.
It's just a mm!!!!! to get the hell out of here.


Work pressure is also very large!!!!!!
Is there a!!!!!?
The heart that sells the white powder, earns the money that sells cabbage!!!
Application on-line pressure, a minute hundreds of thousands of income has wood!!!
It's up to the boss to get your!!!!!!.
Three o'clock in the morning run to the company to solve the online fault!!!
Bowel constipation to take notebook to prevent unexpected events!!!
A day to receive hundreds of alarm SMS!!! There is wood there!!! Do you have!!! There's wood and!!!!!!.
In case of any day ML when the alarm message came, frightened sick, who cry to!!!!!!
Find who to cry to!!!!!!



Do you know what demand is,!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!?
Demand special is as good as the chrysanthemum burst ah, there is no AH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Move it, you're going to die,!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.
A few more moves, the next life is a broken-winged angel Ah!!!!!!!!!
You know what a document is,!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!?
Document special is as good as self-palace ah, there is no AH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You're not writing a document, you're dead,!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.
Hang Daddy,!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.
When Lao Tzu is a literary teenager,!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Have you ever heard of computational theory?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Finite state automata push-down automata Turing machine ah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
-Level mission asked me what kind of machine!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Durt is someone else yy ah, there is no AH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Regular language context-independent language recursive enumerable language AH!!!!!!!!!!!!
-Level mission Ask me what language I am!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I've learned a half-day downtime problem,!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.
-Level mission, why don't you ask me why I can't do this, man? Somebody proves you can't do it,!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.
Prove you can't do it,!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.


Each of the IT products and applications you have used, are behind countless programs ape's blood and tears Ah!!!!!!!!!!
Every computer sire paper is an extinct roadside beggar ah!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Runtime Error Go * * * * yourself AH!!!!!!!!!! There is wood there!! There is wood there!!!

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Six years ago, Labor began to engage in ACM,!!!!!!!!!!.
From now on the!!!!!!!!!!!!
Who's special? The algorithm is the core of program design.!!!!!!
In addition to the interview problem, I have not seen the use of algorithms where AH!!!!!!
Who's going to talk to the labor force of Algorithm beauty algorithm, an introduction to labor-Capital algorithm shoot you,!!!!!!!!.
That's a primer on ACM!!!! It's more than 1000 pages of the introductory book.!!!!!!!
There is no problem of the answer Ah, after learning you do not know whether you can ah, there are wood!!!!!!
And then you have to read LRJ's Black book,!!!!!!. Or special do not have an exercise answer AH!!!!
That book is difficult a B Ah!!!! A "Obviously" conclusion is enough for you to think for a week. There are wood!!!!
A lesson after the problem you think for a few months ah, there are wood!!!!
And then there's a pile of books!!!! Every kind of algorithm is enough to write a book Ah!!!
Every one is a brick!!! Also is special is English AH!!!
There are also Chinese translation version AH!!!!!! The translation is like excrement!!!
When you look, you have to change it back to English to understand.!!!!!! There's wood and!!!!!!.

There is no scope for the ACM problem type.!!!!!!
Dynamic planning there are wood!!! Data structure has wood!!!
The graph theory has the wood to have!!!!!! Calculate geometry with wood and!!!!!!
Number theory has wood and!!!!!! To write a two hundred or three hundred-line mock-up, there's wood and!!!!!!.
There's a chemistry problem with physics,!!!!!!.
There are NP-hard questions that can't be done theoretically,!!!!!!.
The problem that can not be done in theory is also somebody AC!!!! Pit Daddy!!!!

The textbook goes to school with absolutely no power.!!!!!!
You think learning one of the longest common substrings is about dynamic planning.!!!!!!
Tree-type has wood!!! State compression has wood!!! The plug has wood!!!
And when it's written, it's timed out.!!!!!!
You have to optimize the quadrilateral!!!! You have to optimize the slope!!!! You have to queue optimization Ah!!!!
Special wants to calculate 10 years of program optimization to a second AH!!!!
You think you learned a binary search tree, you know the data structure?!!!!!!
Balance AH rotation AH red AH black there is wood!!!!
Stretching, random weights, merging, splitting, wood,!!!!!!.
You think you learned a Dijkstra the shortest way is to understand the graph algorithm AH!!!!!!
There are millions of points in the picture of!!!!!!. Need to use heap to optimize AH!!!
And the right side if the negative is wrong AH!!!! and a ring!!!!
And you can't even see the shortest-circuiting problem.!!!!!!
For God horse Shortest path algorithm can be used to solve inequalities AH!!!
and network flow AH!!!! The algorithm on the special textbook is definitely timed out.!!!!!!
You need to read the paper to study God's horse dinic, SAP,!!!!!!.
And you still don't see it as a network flow,!!!!!!.
Network flow is in the diagram to beg Ah!!!! Where is the picture of the special?!!!
The unrelated of a special problem can become a network flow AH!!!!!!

You have learned all this!!!! Want to participate in the competition AH!!! Find it hard to get a grade,!!!!!!.
On-campus tryouts are good for hundreds of people. There's wood and!!!!!!. Finally, there are only more than 10 Left!!!!
It's all a race,!!!!!!. High School has been studying for several years, there is wood!!! It's better than that,!!!!!!.
When you get in the school team, you don't think about summer and winter.!!!!!!
In the summer, the whole body is stripped of the toilet, the midnight brush problem has wood!!!!!!
In winter, employers and employees run around the campus to find a canteen with wooden!!!!!!
And the special foreigner's online game is in the middle of the night AH!!!!!!!! It's common to be in the room all night. There's wood and!!!!!!.

The game is three people!!!! But there's only one computer,!!!!!!.
The ACM Organizing Committee of Special do not even buy a few computers are unwilling AH!!!!!!
You have to be in a hurry when your teammates are on the machine.!!!!!! Trying to kick him in the side,!!!!!!.
Without the machine, you have to debug it on paper,!!!!!!. Your brain is a CPU ah, there are wood!!!
If you stand on a nothing, even if you mislead your teammates to read the question, you are dead.!!!!!!
Not afraid of God-like opponents are afraid of pig-like teammates Ah!!!!

You finally took part in the Regional race!!!! More than 100 teams,!!!!!!.
And a whole bunch of high school kids with asterisks,!!!!!!. Are the first several levels of the country have wood!!!
And a whole bunch of old undead guys with asterisks,!!!!!!. Graduation also want to come Zha corpse Ah!!!!
An opening that balloon to hang Ah!!!! You have not finished reading the problem has been AC AH!!!!
And the first to cross is not necessarily the simplest AH!!!! They're trying to mislead you. There's wood and!!!!!!.
Five hours of competition!!! After the end of the brain is cramping AH!!!!
People do seven or eight questions, you are not even half to AH!!!!!!
Get a FUR prize!!! Go to a FUR finals,!!!!!!.
I went to the finals and got abused,!!!!!!. Old Mozie are not human, they have wood and!!!!!!.
Even Tsinghua has been abused. There's wood and!!!!!!.

You took a bunch of honorable mention graduated!!!! Want to find a job Ah!!!
Who said the algorithm is easy to find a good job Ah!!!
Durt to project experience has wood!!!
Labor Day staring at a dark console window!!! What's the time to do the project?!!!!!!
Students are the site AH Desktop program Ah did a bunch of Ah!!!!
People are talking to the interviewer!!!
Employers and employees have to say that employers and employees can do nothing but arithmetic!!
And in fact, the algorithm has not learned AH!!!!! Pit Daddy!!!!

Finally work!!!! Discover the algorithm God horse completely use NOT!!!!
A slightly more sophisticated algorithm has a ready-made library to use.!!!!!!
To understand shell programming has wood!!!
To understand the multi-threaded there is wood!!!
To understand the socket has wood!!!
To understand the distribution has wood!!!
To understand that there is wood java!!! To understand the design patterns have wood!!!

To understand the following omitted 3,000 words have wood has!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Anyway, the whole life of ACM is a brain cell death drill into the Niu Jiao jian out of the Angels AH!!!!!! You can't hurt yourself,!!!!!!.

You can't afford to hurt your computer.