“十大”經典店鋪口號

    1.Outside a muffler shop: "No appointment necessary, we hear you coming."

　　一家消聲器店外："根本不用預約，我們聽到你來了！"

　　2.Outside a hotel: "Help! We need inn-experienced people."

　　酒店門外："幫幫忙！我們缺少常住小酒館的人。"

　　3.On a desk in a reception room: "We shoot every 3rd salesman, and the 2nd one just left."

　　接待室的桌上："三個一輪！我們要毫不留情地趕走第三個推銷員！註：第二個剛剛離開。"

　　4.In a veterinarians waiting room: "Be back in 5 minutes, Sit! Stay!"

　　獸醫的候診內："稍候5分鐘。趴下，別動！"

　　5.At the electric company: "We would be de-lighted if you send in your bill. However, if you don't you will be."

　　在電氣公司："如果你送來鈔票，我們會很高興；如果你不送，就會被斷電。"

　　6.On the door of a computer store: "Out for a quick byte."

　　電腦專賣店門上："出去找一個更快的位元組。"

　　7.In a restaurant window: "Don't stand there and be hungry, come on in and get fed up."

　　餐館櫥窗："別餓著肚子傻呆在那兒，進來吧，吃頓飽飯！"

　　8.Inside a bowling alley: "Please be quiet, we need to hear a pin drop."

　　在保齡球館："保持安靜，我們需要傾聽圖釘落地。"

　　9.In the front yard of a funeral home: "Drive carefully, we'll wait."

　　在墓地的前院："開車當心，我們會等著你的。"

　　10.In a counselors office: "Growing old is mandatory, growing wise is optional.

　　在諮詢師辦公室："變老是由上帝控制的，變聰明是由自己控制的。