一道猥瑣的題目

記得同學

上次發了一道題，突然記起，今天看了下答案，果然猥瑣。

題目如下：

#include "stdio.h"<br />void print()<br />{<br />*<br />}<br />void main()<br />{<br />}<br />//要求在*號處添加語句，程式輸出hello,world!

 

 

 

因為太猥瑣，直接放答案：

1.猥瑣注釋流（VC6下報fatal error C1071: unexpected end of file found in comment錯誤）

#include "stdio.h"<br />void print()<br />{<br />}<br />void main(){puts("HelloWorld");}<br />/*<br />}<br />void main()<br />{<br />}

 

 

2.猥瑣#define流

#include "stdio.h"<br />void print()<br />{<br />#define main main(){printf("Hello World!/n");} void empty<br />}<br />void main()<br />{<br />}

 

 

3.猥瑣API流

#include "stdio.h"<br />void print()<br />{<br />#pragma comment(linker,"/entry:print")<br />#pragma comment(lib,"kernel32.lib")//加上這句，免得某些XX說我猥瑣<br />#define HANDLE unsigned long<br />#define WINAPI __stdcall<br />#define DWORD unsigned long<br />#define BOOL unsigned long<br />#define STD_OUTPUT_HANDLE ((DWORD)-11)<br />DWORD dw=0;<br />HANDLE WINAPI GetStdHandle(DWORD nStdHandle);<br />BOOL WINAPI WriteFile(HANDLE hFile,void *lpBuffer,DWORD nNumberOfBytesToWrite,DWORD* lpNumberOfBytesWritten,HANDLE *lpOverlapped);<br />WriteFile(GetStdHandle(STD_OUTPUT_HANDLE),"Hello,world!/n",sizeof("Hello,world!/n"),&dw,NULL);<br />}<br />void main()<br />{<br />}

這種方法報錯：

unresolved external symbol "unsigned long __stdcall WriteFile(unsigned long,void *,unsigned long,unsigned long *,unsigned long *)" (?WriteFile@@YGKKPAXKPAK1@Z)

unresolved external symbol "unsigned long __stdcall GetStdHandle(unsigned long)

應該是通過直接操作標準輸入輸出資料流的方法。

 

 

4.猥瑣建構函式流

//猥瑣建構函式流（/* */裡的內容就是*的內容）<br />#include "stdio.h"<br />void print()<br />{<br />}<br />class cls{<br />public:<br />cls(){<br />printf("hello world/n") ;<br />}<br />} ;<br />cls mycls ;<br />void fun(){<br />}<br />void main()<br />{<br />}

 

據說題目來自電子科大，找不到原始出處了~