一位MM寫的經典程式

一位MM寫的關於生活的極現實的一段經典程式：），代碼如下：
result love(boy,girl) 

{ 

    if( boy.有房() and boy.有車() ) 

    {

        boy.set(nothing); 

        return girl.嫁給(boy); 

    } 

 

    if( girl.願意等() ) 

    { 

        while(!(boy.賺錢 > 100,000 and girl.感情 > 8 ) ) 

        { 

            for( day=1; day <=365; day++) 

            { 

                if( day == 情人節 )

                {

                    if( boy.givegirl(玫瑰) ) 

                    {

                        girl.感情++; 

                    }

                    else 

                    {

                        girl.感情--; 

                    }

                }

　　 

                if( day == girl.生日)

                {

                    if( boy.givegirl(玫瑰) )

                    {

                        girl.感情++; 

                    }

                    else

                    {

                        girl.感情--; 

                        boy.拚命賺錢(); 

                    }

                } 

            } 

  

            if( boy.有房() and boy.有車() ) 

            { 

                boy.set(nothing); 

                return girl.嫁給(boy); 

            } 

  

            年齡++; 

            girl.感情--; 

        } 

        return girl.goto( another_boy); 

    }

}