Hug a developer today

Developers everywhere are in terrible pain.
不論何地，開發人員都是痛苦無比。

I am in pain.
我很痛苦。

We're 4 months into a 5 month schedule and I just received the final requirements yesterday (and they've changed again!)
5個月的議程，開發已經進行了4個月，我昨天才收到最後的需求，而今天，這些最後的需求又變了！

I spend half my days in meetings about how to get more work done (instead of working)
我一半的時間都陷於討論如何完成更多的工作的會議中，而不是做工作

My boss read in a magazine that developers using "_____" programming language are twice as productive. So he bought us a copy and cut our schedule in half.
我們老闆在一本雜誌上讀到使用某種程式設計語言的開發人員的效率高2倍之多，所以他給我們買了該語言，然後將我們的議程切掉一半

Every day my boss changes his mind about what we're building
對我們該開發什麼，我們老闆的主意每天一變

（父親）People keep asking me to fix their e-mail, so I have no time to code
大家不停地叫我修補他們的電郵，所以我根本沒時間編程

（兒子）My daddy has no more time for me
我爸都沒時間陪我

Some consultants told my boss they could build our next version in half the time, for half the money. He believed them, but now they've spent all their budget, used all their time and ...are still only half finished. Now they're gone and their code is a disaster. We have to fix it and finish what they started
某些諮詢師告訴我老闆，他們只要一半的時間，一半的經費就可開發我們下一個版本。他信了他們，但現在，他們花完了預算，用光了時間，還只完成了一半。現在，他們走了，而且他們的代碼糟糕無比，我們沒有辦法，只能來完成他們尚未開發完的東西

Hug a developer today.
今天，請去擁抱個開發人員

（小孩）I just finished an intensive 6 week visual basic course
我剛完成一個6星期的visual basic速成班