C表現的現實!

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閑來看到一女生編的C程式,有點現實哦,有朝一日一定要改變它!
Dear all:
result love(boy, girl)
{-
  if ( boy.有房() and boy.有車() )
   {-
    boy.set(nothing);
    return girl.嫁給(boy);
  }
  if ( girl.願意等() )
  {-
   while( ! (boy.賺錢 > 100,000 and girl.感情 > 8 )
   {-
    for ( day=1; day <=365; day++)
    {-
     if ( day == 情人節 )
     if ( boy.givegirl(玫瑰) )
      girl.感情++;
      else
       girl.感情--;
        if( day == girl.生日)
     if ( boy.givegirl(玫瑰) )
        girl.感情++;
        else
        girl.感情--;
      boy.拚命賺錢();
      }
     }
    if ( boy.有房() and boy.有車() )
   {-
   boy.set(nothing);
 return girl.嫁給(boy);
 }
   年齡++;
   girl.感情--;
   }
  return girl.goto( another_boy);

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