A funny conversation between programmers going to the supermarket to shop after work and cashiers

Last weekend, after I had finished shopping and checkout at a supermarket, the pretty good-looking mm salesman handed me a pile of free money and a candy, and I knew she would replace it with sugar if she had no change, I spoke to her when I was bored.
I throttled with sugar: "Are you inviting me to eat this? "
MM: "No. I have no change for you. I will replace it with sugar"
Me: "I'm disappointed. I need money instead of sugar"
MM: "no extra money, sorry"
Me: "I don't eat sugar"
MM: "Give it back to your children"
Me: "I'm not married"
MM: "Give it to your girlfriend"
Me: "No girlfriend"
MM :"'''''"
Me: "Can I give it to you? "
MM smiled: "good"
Me: "Are you my girlfriend? "
Mm is a little angry, but his face is red.
Me: "Do you have a boyfriend? "
MM: "It's none of your business. Come on, don't disturb my work"
Me: "Alas, you haven't asked me for your money yet? That is to say, you have not finished my work. "
MM: "What do you want? "
Me: "Please eat sugar ''''' and then become my girlfriend! "
MM: "You are really a rogue. You just want to get me a sugar! "
Me: "So I will wait for you to get off work? Then please have a good meal of polysaccharide"
Mm was a little impatient and said to the cashier next door: "Lili, are there any hairs? "
Cashier next door: "neither have I. "
MM: "I'm afraid of you. A man is competing for two cents"
Me: "Would I have stood here for so long for just two cents? I want you to be my girlfriend! "
Mm then asked everywhere, and finally found two hairs
MM said angrily: "Sir, I have finished looking for the money. Welcome to visit us next time"
Me: "Are you so unemotional? Let me leave for two cents? "
MM: "crazy, let's go. I 've got the money for you. I'm called a security guard"
Me: "Are you waiting for me to get off work? "
MM: The person next to "you" really thinks we are a couple.
Me: "Do I need to buy food first or wait for you to buy it after work? "
Mm is not spoken.
Me: "Let's buy it together. I'll cook it for you at night"
MM: "I'm afraid of you." I took out a piece of paper and wrote a number for me. "My phone number. I'm off work"
Me: "I know it's a fake one. You can call it"
MM: "We cannot bring a cell phone at work. If you cannot get through, come back to me tomorrow. OK, can you leave? "
Me: "Okay, I'm leaving. Don't miss me"
I am satisfied.
 
Because boring so chat don't say, chat also set so tangled, the waitress will not even say what, it is obvious owed to chat ...... sequent: http://blog.csdn.net/fkedwgwy/article/details/6717091