Boring time, Cold dead (iii)

1. The girl next to the table suddenly ate a ring from the cake and flushed her cheeks. My boyfriend saw me looking forward to watching him, immediately know, called the distant waiter said: Waiter! Why don't we have this table? ”

2. The elementary school teacher called, said my son and the class female classmate Puppy love, lets the parents go to the school a trip. My wife and I were shocked, all the while my wife told me to keep restraint, but to the school I still did not hold back, mercilessly hit the son a slap: "You fucking little age to learn to faithless!" What's wrong with the daughter of Uncle Llu next door, you say Ah! ”

3. Friends in the tea shop to work, lunch calls ordered two bento takeout. Bento Shop said: 15 minutes after the delivery Oh! (Friends happy ready to eat) 15 minutes later ... Bento Shop to call: Tea shop? Two cups of latte, can you take the bento back? Can you take the bento back, please? Can you take the bento back, please?

Boring time, Cold dead (iii)