Comparison between programmers and prostitutes (favorites)

When I was a freshman, it seems that I posted this post on the school BBS for the first time (this seems to be an enhanced version). Today I saw it on the Internet and added it to my favorites as a souvenir of the pure college age.

ProgramSimilarities between employees and prostitutes

1. programmers and prostitutes share the same idea by selling for a living.
2. If you have a meal of youth, you will not be able to mix it with others.
3. The higher the Senior income, the higher the intermediary's head.
4. There is no regularity in life. It is mainly for nightlife. If you need it, you need to work overtime in the early morning.
5. The higher the reputation, the more favored it is.
6. The customer's abnormal needs must be met as much as possible.
7. Encourage innovation.
8. Like to get together. The place where programmers concentrate is called the Software Park, and the place where prostitutes concentrate is called the red-light area.
9. high mobility. Normally, there are no trade unions.
10. If you are pregnant, you cannot be a programmer or a prostitute.
11. They are all worried about anti-virus issues.
12. Of course, the experts also specialize in drug production and drug transfer.
13. One is Microsoft and the other is plug & play.
14. The job status is the same. Working hours are highly concentrated, most afraid of external interference. After work, you can relax and feel an irreplaceable joy of work.
15. It is best for girls not to do these two jobs, but there are still many girls.
16. Don't get married unless you are in the future.
17. Programmers are afraid of checking accounts. Prostitutes are afraid of ward rounds.
18. The place where prostitutes work (bed) is the most desirable place for programmers.
19. Programmers usually hate Microsoft and prostitutes... This... I'm afraid so.
20. They all eat youth meals. However, after people get old and yellow, programmers can mix administrators and prostitutes with their faces. However, they can also do this, but they are also known as the old man.
21. Prostitutes rely on three dimensions of money, while programmers rely on four dimensions (thinking ).
22. In order to attract customers, programmers usually provide a demo before the transaction. The prostitute provides photo.
23. When programmers are active, they call eating overlord (word overlord) or jieba (solving overlord), and prostitutes call boba.
24. absent-minded prostitutes can do {BEEP (1); sleep (9)} until overflow while working. Absent-minded programmers can also navigate to adult websites while working.
25. programmer's Manual: A set of good human-machine operation interface requirements. For a novice, he can step by step guide him into the function. On the contrary, for regular customers, he can go straight to the topic; prostitutes must also comply with the programmer's Manual's regulations on the human interface.
26. The most feared part of a prostitute's work is the examination. The programmer is most afraid of power outages.
27. New programmers are called cainiao, while new prostitutes are called chicks. They are all poor animals.
28. The OO method is now popular in the program industry, although the prostitute had mastered o? O ??? .
29. When programmers are helpless in order to attract customers, they can also try the guests first. Of course, Prostitutes sometimes give you a sweet spot.

In short, programmers are worse than prostitutes:
1. A prostitute can say no in just a few days every month. If a programmer does not speak, it may take a year to get involved.
2. When a woman is a program, it is called an odd girl or a talented woman. If a man is a prostitute, it is called a duck.
3. If a prostitute does not do anything, he is called a slave. If a programmer does not, he is probably on duty.
4. programmers have thousands of years of worms, and prostitutes do not seem to have heard of them.
5. The work of prostitutes is highly concealed. Programmers are afraid that their relatives and friends will know the work, so they are even more shameless.
6. The better the programmers do, the more programs they need to do, and the better the prostitutes do, the better they can pick and pick.
7. Programmers are now popular with "free" and "open". To put it bluntly, they are playing on their own. The prostitutes do not seem to have such vicious competition.