Crosstalk jokes: How is You

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A: Hello, hello! This english level four exam, I am the same as your score.
B: You've also tested 59, not a penny.
A: Yes, remember that day to check the results, I saw myself exam 59, the heart of that depressed ah. When you sit in front of me, you are sitting ahead of me, so we have checked yours.
B: We are connected with the disease.
A: Fate Ah.
B: foreordained ah.
A: You say we are the same score, the exam is back and forth, will be suspected of cheating ah?
B: You think more, if we both Test 99, is suspected of the same.
A: Think I high school, also English genius, how now become a school slag .
B: Because you went to college, covet to play, do not think enterprising, idle, ignorant.
A: Don't be so blunt, all right?
B: Yes.

A: Speaking of English, I think of my high school classmates, my good buddies, a typical English learning slag.
B: Tell me, let me find some confidence.
A: Remember when I first went to high school, he talked to me and said: ' My English is very bad, almost 36 English letters are not recognized. '
B: You didn't recognize all 36, either.
A: One time to do an English translation. In a word: "How is you!", he translated into "How Is it you?"
B: At least every word has been translated.
A: Another sentence is: "How old is You?", he translated into "How do you always?"
B: Okay!

A: Then there was an English test, the results came out, the English teacher told us: ' This exam, the class of good results, but one of the students only scored 18 points. '
B: It must be your buddy.
A: The English teacher said, ' Do you know what the concept of 18 is? ' After he took out a blank answer sheet, put on the ground to step on a foot, and then use the answer machine once, showing a score of 32 points.
B: You're a bad boy, and you have worse luck.
A: The teacher went on to say, which classmate exam 18 points, dragged everybody hind legs, stand up let everybody look.
B: Your buddy is going to be interrogates on the spot.
A: I remember the man standing up, the teacher said: "How is you!"
B: Why are you?
A: Then the English teacher began to talk about the question, a choice of questions, said: ' The whole class only one classmate did the right, too bad probability, that is, the correct rate of 1/4, ah? ' Who is the right student? '
B: Who?
A: I saw this man was very excited to raise his hand.
B: This can also ...
A: At that time, the teacher was ignorant, said: "How old is you?"
B: Why are you always?

A: Once, I this friend in the road encountered a do not know is Japan or South Korea's foreigner asked the way, the other Jabber said a bunch of birds, I this buddy said: ' Can you speak 中文版 '
B: You're a man who dares to say.
A: The foreigner said: ' Yes, I Can '
B: How did he answer that?
A: ' But I can ' t ', said finish on the go.
B: Have personality.

A : A year of summer, my brother's family to improve his English, he sent him to England to attend a study camp.
B: Going abroad is a good way to improve your English. Is he going to work?
A: you guess.
B: it works.
A: You can guess again.
B: no use.
A: One day, he saw someone in the street selling snacks, want to buy some taste.
B: What did he say?
A: How much did he want to ask? "How Much?", the result of a mouth said: ' Delicious? '
B: Two words are really similar.
A: This man found that the foreigner who sells things do not understand, and then said: ' Well delicious? '
B: That foreigner still can't understand AH.
A: ' Eat well? '
B: Your buddy is a foodie.
A: He can let foreigners appreciate the profound Chinese documents, three syllables can be composed of three words.

b: Say, where is your buddy going to school now?
a: At his level, domestic universities certainly can't. Now study in the United States.
b: He can live abroad in English!
a: It is said that he almost hung up when he first arrived in the United States.
b: What's going on?
a: A group of classmates went to climb a mountain. Your buddy accidentally fell into a hole and couldn't get out of it. And he went with the classmates shouted him: "Where is You?" , he replied: "I am Here".
b: Can't say too difficult sentences.
a: his classmates shouted, "How is it?", your Buddy replied: "I ' m fine, thank you".
B: The standard dialogue in the middle school text.
a: So his classmates went away, so my buddy was trapped in the pit for two days and a night before he was rescued.

B: What school is your buddy in America?
A: Massachusetts Institute of Mechanics, Massachusettes Institute of Technology, English shorthand for MIT, see it I can always think of a word shit.
B: Big Brother, that's MIT.
A: Almost, should not be a good university, even university is not.
B: This school's engineering world ranked first, good!
A: How many names do we have in the School of engineering?
B: you guess.
A: Second?
B: You guess again.
A: Third?
B: You guess again.
A: Fourth?
B: You guess it's almost 3,000 times.
A:shit, how did this kid get in there?
B: You envy envy hate it.

B: Don't you say he's a slag?
A: He has been greatly stimulated before he began to study English hard.
B: what stimulation.
A: I have a little relationship with how much this is stimulating.
B: Oh.
A: This boy bitter chase us next door class of a girl, stalker rotten Dozen, exhausted all kinds of means, finally one day this girl gave him a note.
B: What does it say?
a:if you don ' t leave me, I 'll die with you.
B: If you don't leave me, I'll die with you.
A: My friend of course can not understand what this means, and I was the class of English genius, he would ask me to help translate.
B: How do you translate it?
A: I translated: you tangled up, I won't fight from.
B: The girl is so staunch.
A: I will persuade him, it seems that you are hopeless, my condolences by the way. Then my brother lost his spirit, and the whole man went down. I thought he was going to be fine 1:30.
B: Stimulated by affection.
A: Day after day passed, and the third day he figured out.
B: It's only two days, so fast.
A: The end of the earth where there is no grass, why unrequited love a flower.
B: To change the target.
A: My buddy started chasing another girl in the next class.
B: How is it progressing?
A: The girl asked him out very generously. Ask him: "You are not chasing the girl, she has promised you?"
B: What's going on?
A: The man replied, "She has promised me, she gave me a note that says: If you don ' t leave me, I'll die with you." It means: you're tangled, I'll die. "The girl said:" The English means: if you do not abandon, I will be life and death.
B: This also can, you unexpectedly will ' the life and Death of Xu ' translation into ' to die not from ', is really a talent.
A: My friend then looked back to the first girl, the result that the girl said: "You this person inconstant, how can entrust a lifetime, we fate has done, you look out for it."
B: It's a great sorrow and a great sorrow. This is the kind of human tragedy you made.
A: You know what, saying goes: Disguise son, how to know not blessing.
B: It's disguise, not a chick.
A: This friend after the stimulation, hard work to learn English, finally studying in the United States.
B: You're a lucky man who doesn't use a hammer to kill you.

A: The reason why I am not learning English now is because I have not been stimulated.
B: You want excitement, I'll build one for you.
A: How to build.
B: You imagine there are two girls whispering under the table.
A: What did they say?
B: One of the girls is a big beauty, she said: ' I like the station that left the handsome guy, I want to be his girlfriend, I want to give him a monkey. '
A: hehe.
B: Another girl said, "He looks like a dog, alas."
A: Do you have it?
B: The first girl said, "I really like puppies."
A: Oh
B: Another girl said: "You see his work is not a reliable, and not a random, the lack of bull." I also heard that this person is unfaithful, unjust, dubious, no fish, no man ...
A: Stop! You say I hit you again, am I so miserable ?
B: The first girl said: "It doesn't matter, in my opinion, you say these shortcomings, all the advantages."
A: The girl is A real talker.
B: Another girl said: "But he didn't have English level four."
A: this one.
B: The first girl said: "Oh, since the level four has not been, then forget it."
A: What! Just forget it.
B: Yes, it's a thrill, all right!
A: I have the motivation to learn English, the girl under the table, you wait for me, next level four I must have.

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Crosstalk jokes: How is You