Give it to programmers who are working and who are about to become programmers, and encourage them in the fate of sorrow!

A programmer is not a tragedy, but a programmer is being created ..

I once had a great history 《Peach Blossom blossom-programmer EditionStatement.

Office rooms and programmers in the office rooms;

Programmers write programs and change the program for money;

You can only sit in front of the screen and stay awake when you are drunk;

Drunk wine wakes up and returns the day, and the screen is displayed next year;

I hope the computer room will never bow to the boss;

Mercedes Benz and BMW are interesting and bus programmers;

When others laugh at me, I laugh at myself, and my life is so cheap;

But which of the following programmers can meet the beautiful girl in manjie?

 

 

The tragedy of programmers in China.

There was a message on the Internet saying: "New progress has occurred in the xx emu accident: the bug (fault) of railway dispatch programmers is the root cause of the accident. The police have detained two undocumented programmers. The case is being further tried ."

After the message came out, other funny inferences appeared on the Internet.

"The main cause of this XX accident has been identified, because the scheduling program interface is not compatible with IE6, and two undocumented front-ends have been detained. China XX will launch a nationwide uncertified front-end special rectification campaign to crack down on illegal front-end websites without front-end employment certificates.

The main cause of the XX accident has been identified, because the scheduling program script is not compatible with centos, and two unlicensed O & M personnel have been detained. China XX will launch a special nationwide operation and maintenance (O & M) repair without a license, and resolutely crack down on illegal O & M without an O & M permit.

The main cause of the XX accident has been identified because the SQL statement of the scheduler is not compatible with MySQL 4.0. Two unlicensed DBAs have been detained. China XX will launch a special rectification campaign for non-licensed DBAs nationwide, and resolutely crack down on illegal DBAs without a DBA Employment Permit

"

The news above was a piece of news that was widely spread on the Internet at the time. We will not comment on the authenticity of the news,It shows the helplessness of programmers, and the kind of uncomprehension is true.