Humorous: Tang Miao and the wonderful mouth of the matchmaking agency

Zhu Bajie was carrying his daughter-in-law to visit civilized users. Tang Miao was jealous of me when he saw his apprentice and his wife, so he went to the matchmaking center to meet his aunt.

Matchmaking agency: Name?

Tang MIAO: Tang Miao, A sanzang, can also be called Xiao Tang and Xuan Zang.

Matchmaking agency: What is it?

Tang MIAO: Tom.

Matchmaking: Age?

Tang MIAO: not big.

Matchmaking: Not big? Which year?

Tang Seng: Tang Dynasty.

Matchmaking agency: occupation?

Tang MIAO: Hua Yuan.

Matchmaking agency: What is Hua Yuan?

Tang MIAO: it is a meal.

Matchmaking agency: Do you have a house?

Tang MIAO: No.

Matchmaking agency: Where do you live?

Tang Seng: Heaven.

Matchmaking agency: Is there a means of transportation?

Tang MIAO: Yes.

Matchmaking agency: What type?

Tang MIAO: White Horse.

Matchmaking agency: Have you ever had a girlfriend?

Tang MIAO: Yes.

Matchmaking agency: What do they all do?

Tang Seng: white bone, spider spirit, Ox devil ......

Matchmaking agency: You have a deep experience!

Tang MIAO: It's all about the scenes and the feelings are broken.

Matchmaking agency: Why do we break up?

Tang MIAO: they all want to eat my meat.

Matchmaking: Do you have any requirements for mate selection?

Tang MIAO: First of all, I would like to eat meat.

Matchmaking agency: OK?

Tang MIAO: No. He is a root student. Why is it too urgent.

Matchmaking agency: Is Guanyin good?

Tang MIAO: No. Guanyin is my top boss. I don't want to have an office affair.

Matchmaking agency: Is the mother-in-law good?

Tang MIAO: It's not good. The background is too hard. I don't like mature women either.

Matchmaking agency: OK?

Tang Seng: This ...... I still want nangu.

Matchmaking agency: Do you have any talent hobbies?

Tang MIAO: I will rap.

Matchmaking agency: give a performance.

Tang MIAO: I am a person. (Pick up your phone and "gokong is coming soon. Civilized users may find you a good thing ")

Wukong came with a clear cloud.

Tang MIAO: Wukong. Let's show hiphop. I'll show rap. You'll dance.

Wukong: come again ...... (Khan)

Tang MIAO: Come on come on. For example, for example, yeah, yeah, Amy ...... Amy entrusting (curse rap version)

Wukong: civilized users and civilized users. (Full floor rollback performed the breaking floor action)

Matchmaking agency: Khan! It turns out to be animal abuse.