On programmers and prostitutes

1. They all rely on sales for a living.

 

2. If you have a meal of youth, you will not be able to mix it with others.

 

3. The higher the Senior income, the higher the intermediary's head.

 

4. Irregular life. It is mainly for nightlife. If necessary, you need to work overtime in the early morning.

 

5. The higher the reputation, the more favored it is.

 

6. All kinds of abnormal requirements of the customer must be met as much as possible.

 

7. Encourage innovation.

 

8. Like to get together.ProgramThe place where employees are concentrated is called the Software Park, and the place where prostitutes are concentrated is called the red-light district.

 

9. high mobility. Normally, there are no trade unions.

 

10. If you are pregnant, you cannot be a programmer or a prostitute.

 

11. worries about anti-virus...

 

12. Of course, the experts also specialize in drug production and drug transfer.

 

13. One is Microsoft and the other is plug & play

 

14. The job status is the same. Working hours are highly concentrated, most afraid of external interference.

After work, relax and feel an irreplaceable pleasure in work.

 

15. It is best for girls not to do these two jobs, but there are still many girls.

 

16. You are not willing to get married unless you are in the future.

 

17. Programmers are afraid of checking accounts. Prostitutes are afraid of ward rounds.

 

18. The place where prostitutes work (bed) is the place where programmers yearn most

 

19. Programmers usually hate Microsoft and prostitutes .. This .. I'm afraid so.

 

20. They all eat youth meals. However, after people get old and yellow, programmers can mix administrators and prostitutes by mixing their faces.

 

21. Prostitutes rely on three dimensions of money, while programmers rely on four dimensions (thinking)

 

22. In order to attract customers, programmers usually provide a demo before the transaction, which is called photo provided by prostitutes.

 

23. When programmers are active, they call eating overlord and jieba, and all prostitutes call boba.

 

24. absent-minded prostitutes can do {BEEP (1); sleep (9)} until overflow absent-minded programmers can also navigate to adult websites while working

 

25. programmer's Manual: A set of good human-machine operation interface requirements. For a novice, he can be guided step by step into the function. On the contrary, for regular customers, he can go straight to the topic; prostitutes must also comply with the programmer's Manual's regulations on the human interface.

 

26. The most feared part of a prostitute's work is the examination. The programmer is most afraid of power outages.

 

27. New programmers are called cainiao, and new prostitutes are called chicks. They are all poor animals.

 

28. The OO method is now popular in the program industry, although the prostitute had mastered O ~ in bed before XXXX years ago ~ O ~~~ Technology

 

29. When programmers are helpless in order to attract customers, they can also try the guests first. Of course, Prostitutes sometimes give you a sweet spot.

 

 

In short, programmers are worse than prostitutes:

 

1. A prostitute can say no in just a few days every month. If a programmer doesn't speak, it will take a year to get involved.

 

2. When a woman is a program, it is called an odd girl or a talented woman. If a man is a prostitute, it is called a duck.

 

3. If a prostitute does not do anything, it is called congeliang. If a programmer does not do it, it is estimated that he is on duty.

 

4. programmers have a problem with worms. Prostitutes do not seem to have heard of such problems.

 

5. The work of prostitutes is highly concealed. Programmers are afraid that their relatives and friends will know the work, so they are even more shameless.

 

6. The better programmers do, the more programs they want to do, and the better the prostitutes do, the better they can pick and pick

 

7. Programmers are now popular with free, open, or something. To put it bluntly, they are playing on their own, and the prostitutes do not seem to have such vicious competition.