Pandatv in the eyes of famous people in the world"

Source: Internet
Author: User

Recently, a virus called "pandatv incense" has made computer users miserable. in people's minds, the "pandatv" National Treasure is no longer cute and has become a street mouse. Tomorrow, gwangshi planned an interview program and invited some celebrities from Ancient and Modern Chinese and foreign countries to talk about the event. Let's hear what these celebrities say:
 
Wei: when you smell sweet smoke, have you ever wondered whether the pandatv is burning incense?

Shi nanyi: Xu pandatv is not allowed to burn it!

Gu Long: pandatv, sanzhu Xiang, has it lit up? Sure enough!

Plato: to pursue higher smoke.

Aristotle: to reach its potential.

Einstein: whether it's pandatv or pandatv, depends on your reference coordinates.

Darwin: this is a reasonable evolutionary direction after pandatv no longer barbecues bamboo.

Hemingway: to die, in Qingyan.

Hipoclarat (Ancient Greek doctor, father of medicine): Due to the excessive secretion of black bile and insufficient secretion of bile.

Nietzsche: if you keep staring at the other end of incense, incense will start to look at you.

JUNG: the confluence of various events in the overall structure of culture has made individual pandas burn incense and worship Buddha at the turning point of history. This has also caused such incidents.

Shakespeare: Burn incense, or destroy? This is a problem with pandatv.

Confucius: Unknown pandatv.

Chuang Tzu: That pandatv is so happy!

Huizi: you are not the pandatv. How do you know why the pandatv burns incense?

Sun Tzu: The pandatv is not a pandatv.

Sun Tzu: This pandatv is not suitable for being a zombie.

Yi ya: The pandatv has plenty of sports and must be delicious.

Hui Neng: "……" "......" Others: "You speak !" Hui Neng thought: Alas! These people are too unenlightened and have not found any Zen in pandatv.

Dong Zhongshu: pandatv is a vision, reflecting the loss of the user's virtue. Efforts should be made to cultivate morality.

Ouyang Xiu: pandatv does not mean burning incense, and cares about computers.

Zhu Xi: we should take a closer look at this pandatv and enjoy the best treatment in the world.

Kang Youwei: in fact, in the spring and autumn, Confucius has long predicted that the pandatv will burn incense.

Napoleon: It's not a good pandatv that doesn't want to burn incense.

Ren xianqi: The pandatv has been visited .......

Lu Xun: the hope of pandatv is that it does not matter. It does not matter.

Wang Shuo: The pandatv is fearless.

Jin Yong!

Chief Designer DENG: Some pandas are allowed to burn incense first!

Zhang Chaoyang: pandatv burns incense to attract the eye.

Fang Xingdong: Get up! Pandatv needs to challenge the power of burning incense!

Jiang qiping: the famous pandas are home to zhiben.

Liu Ren: Is this a panda? It is clearly a digital hero!

Wang Xiaoshan: It's a pleasure to burn incense and let e-commerce go to hell!

Li Xueling: I burn incense, I'm glorious!

Andrew Gorov: only a paranoid Giant Panda can survive!

Bill Gates: no one on the internet knows that a giant panda is holding incense.

Elong: Are pandatv tired?

CNNIC: pandatv is in a rush to vote.

Netease: easy to burn incense, easy as a bear's paw.

Chen Ran: this is a private life of pandatv.

CHI Li: The pandas in the computer come and go.

Zhang Chu: In the season of poisoning, it is shameful to clear pandatv.

Qian Zhongshu: The pandatv on the computer side wants to run. The pandatv on the computer side wants to come over.

Dulas: A fragrant Giant Panda came over and said to me, "I know you. You used to be very young and beautiful, but now I love your computer ."

Lei Feng: pandatv wants to devote its limited xiangzhu to infinite damages.

Yi Xiaoqing: The pandatv with a monthly income of less than three Xiangxiang is a poor pandatv.

Ya Ge FEMALE: I can't help but want to beat a pandatv.

Fu Rong Jj: pandatv's S shape is burning incense.

Fang zhouzi: It is impossible for pandatv to burn incense. It is fake!

Huang jianxiang: It's not a pandatv, it's not a pandatv!

Koizumi's pure Wolf: I decided to let the burning pandatv visit jingguo's toilet.

Bush: pandatv's sanzhu incense is a weapon of mass destruction.
 

 

 

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