Thank-you letter from the international soccer association to the Chinese Football Association

Dear Chinese Football Association:
We are sorry to see that the Chinese National Football Team has to leave the world cup too early. In fact, this situation is not expected by all participating countries. Because each shortlisted team is eager to compete with the Chinese team, it is guaranteed to win three points.
Throughout the last World Cup, your performance was the most stable one among all teams. The Chinese team lost to Costa Rica, Turkey, and Brazil with 0: 2, 0: 3, and 4, respectively, and won the championship for Brazil because it cannot win the championship after leaving the same group with China, you cannot compete without the competition, but you cannot stay away from the finals family, but this time you not only reflect your Chinese team's own standards, at the same time, it also objectively reflects the opponent's strength and level. Some FIFA officials even proposed a bold assumption that at the next World Cup, each contestant would play a game with the Chinese team, and the number of goals would determine the rankings. One thing we will never worry about is the stability and continuity of the Chinese National Football Team. In the past 46 years, Chinese football has remained on a precise horizontal line with amazing perseverance. Before each competition, you shouted to play the game with a learning attitude. But after the competition, you will always be satisfied with the following: "We have created our own style and momentum. winning or losing doesn't matter." It makes people feel that your Chinese football team does not seem to care about winning or losing. They are only interested in showing the world a generous style of losing. You are always "Learning modestly", but it seems that you are always falling, rising, and then falling in the same place. A great man in your country said, "It is not difficult to do one thing. It is rare to do the same thing all your life." In this sense, chinese football is indeed the hardest thing in the world! If you look at the Japanese team and South Korea team, their level is too unstable and they will win the best tour of Europe without moving. They should learn from you well. Learn from your determination in the face of failure and learn from your perseverance for dozens of years, I also learned that you always sum up the cause of your failure as the head coach's intelligence. You are still very imaginative in the Chinese football field, that is, you are very fond of fantasies and assumptions: Suppose that the ball is not played on the portal bar; suppose that sun is always on the Court; suppose it is another formation ...... In our opinion, there are no assumptions or assumptions in reality. There is an old saying in China: one minute on the stage and ten years off the stage. In fact, behind every unexpected event, there is a huge amount of hard work and sweat hidden from the great inevitability. However, it seems that your Chinese football team will never believe in this evil spirit. It is hard to find out all the reasons for your on-site play, but you will not talk about the daily training and overall strength level; this is very beneficial for your national team to maintain continuous, stable, and long-term strength. It is said that football was invented by Chinese people (although we cannot see such shadows on the Chinese football team ). We should thank you for offering a great sport to the world. You are like a candle burning yourself and illuminating others. You have the right to seek football, the world's most distinct players, and the maximum number of players and clubs that dare to face game rules. This is the greatest support for our FIFA. For these reasons, FIFA would like to express its sincere gratitude to the Chinese Football Association! At the same time, we also want to assure you that we will do a good job with the Hong Kong Football Association immediately, so that they can play one more ball and let the West Asian team swallow the bitter fruits they planted 20 years ago. Give justice to your Chinese people.
(Note: The last sentence is the secret of your football association. Please do not disclose it to anyone. Otherwise, the members of the Kuwait team will use a torch to ignite themselves and jump into their oil field)

FIFA
Early 2004.10.14