The signature that made you laugh

1. Zhizi's hand is ugly, with tears in its face. The child will not go without me.

2. travel to the West tells us that all monsters with backend servers are taken away and all those without backend servers are killed by a stick.

3. What are you unhappy about? Make everyone happy.

4. I like you so much. If you like me, I will die.

5. I am not RMB. How can I make everyone like me ?!

6. It is hard to extricate themselves, except for teeth and love.

8. The time is too thin and the fingers are too wide.

9. The girls all wanted to find a white horse in their dreams. They opened their eyes and found that the world was full of donkeys. After grief, they could only pick one strong horse from the donkey group, such a donkey is named as an economically applicable male.

10. I will cry, and I will make trouble. I will not go to bed for a sleep all night. I will take a bottle of sleeping pills in my hand, and I will take a small rope for hanging. To be ugly, you need to fall in love and talk about the world full of love.

11. Our goal is to look at money and make money.

12. I was the passer-by you forgot when you turned around. Why can I spend some time with you?

13. If there is no medical insurance or life insurance, do not be brave after dark ......

14. crowded bus is a comprehensive sport that includes Sanda, yoga, judo, balancer and other sports and fitness projects.

15. As soon as the old lady's eyes open, she knows that you are a demon.

16. No one loves the pocket.

17. cut wire with a kitchen knife in your hand and bring lightning.

18. It's not difficult to be single. What's hard is to deal with people who want you to stop being single.

19. What is happiness? Happiness means you eat fish. I eat meat and watch others chew on the bones.

20. I have been reading books for more than 10 years. I think it's better to join kindergarten!

21. I was also an infatuated seed, and it turned out to be a rain ...... Drowned.

22. Many people say that marriage is the grave of love, but it is better to enter the Earth to secure the love than the zombie Street.

24. It is said that there are only two choices for people, busy or busy, I think I have a third choice: Busy waiting to die.

25. spring and summer are weak in autumn, and winter is just sleeping.

26. Missing cannot be self-satisfied, suffering cannot be self-care, result cannot be self-satisfied, and happiness cannot be self-satisfied.

27. When I was a child, I thought I could save the whole world when I grew up. When I grew up, I realized that the whole world could not save me.

28. If you are destined not to give me the expected response, keep yourself away from security.

30. Women have no talent, and I must be too wicked.

31. Zhuge Liang didn't bring any troops before going out of the mountains. Why do you want me to have work experience.

32. I have lived the same Erhu life with the blues spirit of hip hop.

33. Ostrich happiness is just a pile of sand.

34. God, it's too blue! Sea, too salty! Life is too difficult! Work, too annoying! And you! Miss you, insomnia! It's too far to see you!

35. When I woke up, it was dark.

36. Drink medicine and deliver the bottle with a sling on it, and a small handkerchief from the jumping floor.

37. tianyao can be ground into a needle, but it can only be worn as a toothpick. The material is wrong and it is useless to work hard.

38. You need to figure out the scripts of your own life, not the sequels of your parents, not the predecessors of your children, but not those of your friends.

39. The longer the tree is, the more calm the wind is. The more I love him, the more I love him.

40. I want to wake up one day and open my eyes and find myself sitting in the desks and chairs of the primary school classroom. The chalk head threw by the teacher hit the forehead.

42. As a monster, I wish to destroy at least one Altman.

45. I thought I was decadent. I only know today that I had to be decommissioned.

46. Immaturity signs of men can sacrifice for the ideal, and the immaturity signs can live for the humble ideal.

47. Life is like song zude's mouth. You never know who the next unlucky person will be.

48. The sun is warm and the time is good. You are not here yet. How can I grow old?

49. People are not smart and learn to be bald.

50. as a god, I am shining in this beautiful moment. Do not disturb anyone...

51. When we were young, we often made faces in the mirror. When we were old, the mirror was even.

52. Work hard !! For your Audi, my Dior.

53. I am a white-collar employee: I got my salary today, paid my rent, paid my water and electricity, bought oil rice and rice noodles, touched my pocket, and lamented that my salary was white-collar again this month...

54. Drag the child away. Son: Don't go. Okay, close the door and let the dog go!

56. He is a basin of water, and poured it into your rice pile. After a few years, the water becomes mellow wine, and you become a pile of discarded rotten rice, it can also be used to feed pigs.

58. I am not a fortune teller on the flyover. I cannot tell you so much about it.

61. Tianshan Tongyu-the appearance is too big, but there are three hundred and sixty-five cracks in the heart. Each crack is written in four words: spring, summer, autumn, and winter. the vicissitudes of life reach the demon.

62. This is often the case in the world, and it is too late to look back. Even if you are willing to become a bad horse, there may not be any turning grass waiting for you.

63. We all thought we could die for love. In fact, love cannot die. It only takes a needle in the most painful place. Then we were crying, and we went to the opposite side. We had been ill for a long time, we are made of steel. You are not a wind, I am not a sand, and you will not be able to reach the end of the world, dry your tears, tomorrow morning, we will all go to work.

64. When I looked up at the stars with my friends, we burst into tears. He fell in love and I sprained my neck.

65. In fact, you and I are all the same, and everyone is installing them. The key is to install them as they are and to form a circle. There is a threshold for them to become the legendary man of nature, no, it's stuck there. Carmen.

66. When I have money, I will buy a bus dedicated to the bus lane and stop at the bus station. When someone wants to get on the bus, I will say: Sorry, this is a private car.

67. Are you hitting the point or staying in the store?

68. I am a young man. How are you? Are you old?

69. A gentleman is nothing more than a patient Wolf

70. It is not always a good thing for all people to stand on one side. For example, they all stand on the other side of the ship.

71. Don't be nervous. I'm not a good guy ......

72. You said... Do you like me? Actually... I started... Actually, I also... Well, I really like my own.

73. As a typical failure, you are too successful.

74. smile a lot, and guard against colds on cloudy days!

75. I smiled at the sky with a knife. I went to bed after laughing!

76. Lu yaozhi's horsepower is insufficient.

77. My dad expressed his opinion in the face of my fat situation: Without Han Hong's life, I still got Han Hong's illness.

78. I never hate this person. I usually report revenge on the spot.

79. Don't cry in front of my grave. Dirty road to reincarnation.

80. I thought you were just the number between 1 and 3. I didn't expect you to be a combination of 1 and 3.

81. When a Diners go to work, the manager repeatedly says that they cannot eat colleagues and agree. A few days later, I was caught stealing a cleaner. Its perception is: Never eat people who actually do things.

82. This is the case with Mr. Zhang. You press Ctrl + C on your home computer, and then press Ctrl + V on the company's computer. Even if the same articleArticleNo. No, no more expensive computers.

83. Now you scold me because you still don't know me. When you know me later, you will beat me.

84. People will never know who accidentally said goodbye to you, and they will never see you again.

85. The road to success is always under construction.

86. I don't want to go to hell.

87. What is "ababbbaaaaaabbbabaaaabbbbaabbbaaaaa 」? <Answer: Long time no C> 〉

88. After years of experience, I lamented the two teenagers: a stunning time, a gentle time.

89. If she says, "Forget Me ." You tell the other party: "I never remember ."

90. Your kindness to us will never let you go if you are a ghost.

91. Dear female colleagues, please do not discharge me. My wife has a call display.

92. Smile, wave, goodbye, and end.

93. I remember that I was determined to be a fun person.

94. Think about the pay-as-you-go, forget it, and don't want to live.

95. Then, let me have an economical grave.

96. I have lived for more than 20 years and have never done anything for the motherland or the people.

97. You have done all the bad things you can do when you are young. It has been less than a few years.

98. The money for selling cabbage is the heart of selling white powder.

Young boys aged 99 and 17 are the most terrible creatures on the Earth. They have curiosity, motivation, destructive power, and the law on the protection of minors.

100. People are talking and confident-I say I will not pay back the money if I don't pay back the money!

101 old son said: Sleep, sleep very much.

102. Although I believe in vows, I may not believe you.

103 God said: Don't forget to bring an umbrella when you go out. I will pour flowers later.

104 special people never say they are special, for example, I

105. No, I already have it, but Thai said he was not available.

106. I know that there is no banquet in the world, but at least I should eat well at the banquet!

107. I walked my Sunshine Road, And you crossed your nahe bridge.

108. The world is ours and the children's, but ultimately it's for those grandchildren!

109. When it is difficult, I read the Tibetan scriptures: "Oh, why!

110. The simplest secret of longevity-Keep breathing, don't break your breath

111 Confucius said: Don't go to bed at noon and crash in the afternoon. Mencius said: Confucius is right!

112. Kindness means that when others go hungry, I eat meat instead of Biji.

113. There will always be several wrong steps in the long journey of life.

114. I have never been strong or weak ~~~ I didn't know he was weaker than me before I bullied him...

115. You crossed your overpass and I crossed my underground tunnel.

116. My interests can be classified into static and dynamic. Static means sleeping, dynamic means turning over...

117 Where to fall, where to climb ...... I always fall there, and I suspect there is a pitfall!

118. Alas ~ This person needs to be straight, and even has a bad headache.

119. I don't know much about music, so it's sometimes unreliable and sometimes difficult to adjust.

120. People always want to let the gods know what they do. When they do something bad, they always think that the gods do not know. We make the gods too difficult.

121. Who is the most frank in the world?

122 if you cannot accommodate me, it means that your mind is too small or my personality is too great.

123. when walking to the water, thirsty; sit up watching the clouds, dizzy.

124. I want to learn Phoenix Nirvana ...... Familiar!

125. My life is different from what they do. I don't know if they're not correct or if they're wrong.

126. Your mouth smiled at thirty degrees and Baidu couldn't find it.

127. God will certainly forgive me because it is his profession.

128. Zhizi's hand is ugly, with tears in its face, and the child will not go without me.

129 life is like a big coffee table, filled with cups and tableware.