Oschina Thursday strum--play phone will become ugly?

Is it annoying to go to work every day? There's a way to help you solve your problems.

@everlxq: I have to run a heart-Pain syndrome.

Where can I get a heart-sick pass? I want a dozen.

In fact, in the development of the project is a lot of skills to learn from

@ Guaizi: Worth Learning

That's the truth!

Don't feel tired at work, that's not a matter!

@hww: When I was alive, I always said, "Nothing to say, hungry he was honest three days, there is nothing to understand." My grandmother also said, are idle, to a grass hat to weeding, no fantasy that mess. Sentimental, love and hatred, literary petty bourgeoisie is indeed a high-level demand, when still in the struggle for survival, life is not so complicated.

Money is not everything, but no money. When you're poor, even a barber doesn't want to talk to you.

@Lailysh: Today to get a haircut, hair stylist very quiet to me finish, and do not imagine the various marketing cards. I went back to the dorm with classmates told the situation, students disdain said: "People look at you is a poor B, lazy with you nonsense!" ”

How different the boys and girls think, from the lyrics can be seen

Originally you want to separate, separate on separate. The lyrics must be written by men. If a woman writes, the lyrics should be like this: "Originally I want to separate, you really separate?"

Great news! Playing the phone will become ugly!

@ Need for scum: phone ugly than: long time to stare at the phone, will be molded into a unique "phone ugly" face. One is to focus on the words brought by the wrinkles between the eyebrows, the second is to bow chuckle carved line of law, three is more and more vertical double chin ...

You're ugly, you don't play, it's no pressure.

@ 霡 Shishmanian: Playing lol, suddenly think of my girlfriend in the rain waiting for me, mercilessly gave himself a slap, female horse! I really am not a thing, how to play games can be distracted.

How does a wonderful thing like upstairs find a girlfriend?

Do you know how to curse and look culturally?

I find that you and Shakespeare are half like. Where is it like? →→, Sarah.

Curse new skills, small get!

Open source China is really crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon, even such genius have

@Mstart: Elementary School to decimal, found a number multiplied by 0.2 incredibly and divided by 5 The effect is exactly the same, the continuous calculation of a few times after the discovery is so, completely no bad, instant reaction is a cold sweat, I have a god! So great a law that I found out?! Report the teacher? No, in case the math teacher grabbed my theorem to do, then can not tell, after all, I am a child ah, and so on, and so I grow up can put this theorem to the known.

By the way, you are taught by the P.E. teacher.

Math is not important, it's important to have a good dad.

@helliso: What is tolerance? The son took back his report card. Dad: Math 0 points, Chinese 1 points? The son nodded, trembling ... The air condenses, the atmosphere is extremely scary, feel big bad ... Dad took a deep breath of cigarettes, and said, son, you are a little biased liberal arts!

People who want to lose weight pay attention, buy popcorn to buy this cup, minutes without appetite

Who said China has no human packaging design (share from the @ No product map)

Originally thought only bear child pit teacher, didn't think teacher also so naughty

Seems like something's wrong. Via my predecessor was Acura.

In mid-October, Russia had snowed, and netizens found a footprint in front of his house ... Reasoning, it should be his family meow want to go out, walked a step to give up .... (?? ? ?)

Little piece was poked to the Moe dot there is no!

Now, who are you going to read the papers in the morning?

Can't sleep, read the papers.

You're not sleepy when you look at a scary newspaper.

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Oschina Thursday strum--play phone will become ugly?