rooster humor

Rooster Spring Festival is coming, in this new year, we specially made a lively spring flash animation to friends. The completed results are as follows: Animation file 1.7M, please wait 　　 first, material preparation 　　 prepare for the future This animation is very simple animation, design work is not complicated, only need a little creativity can do. The required foreground material includes: couplet, door (Figure 1), chick (Figure 2), bac

Architect[Humor]A lady called the architect and said that every time the train passes, her bed would shake."This is nonsense !" The architect replied, "let me have a look ."When the architect arrived, his wife suggested him lie in bed and feel the feeling of passing by train.The architect just went to bed, and the lady's husband came back. When he saw the situation, he shouted, "you're lying in my wife ."What is the sub-bed ?"The architect replied, "I

This kind of discourse is only available to children. They are innocent and cute, and there is no evil humor everywhere. After reading this, I think everyone will smile from the bottom of their hearts ...... Now we are walking too fast, and our soul cannot keep up! Kindergarten 1Question 1: What if there is no water in the sea one day?Kid A: Fish goes to the river. (Think About It, continue) Oh, no, what should the whale do? It's too big to go in. (C

It's not uncommon for a rooster to scream and lay eggs on a hen. But why does a rooster sound? It turns out that, apart from the owl and the hacker (a type of birds similar to the hacker, the difference is that the owl's head has two feathers like the cat's ears, but the owl does not) and a few other birds, other birds cannot see things at night. The same is true for cocks. At night, they may be attacked

As test driven development continues to grow in popularity amongst. NET developers, scenes like this will become common place. Be afraid, be very afraid! Http://www2.cnblogs.com/images/cnblogs_com/lovewangshu/16411/o_10000Lines.jpg A cartoon from theserverside is called "test-driven development fun". After reading it, I suspect that foreigners have a sense of humor, but afraid does. (Why is it wrong when I re-insert an image from the database!

I accidentally discovered this movie. I really like it. Although the story is a bit old, I have to say that every detail is well handled, music videos and music from titles, as well as Alex's self-ridicule and cool humor. Alex and Sophie went to Sophie's sister's house for dinner. After dinner, they walked out of her sister's house,Sophie said: It's really interesting tonight.ALEX: indeed, except for those potato chips, I was wondering that insulatio

The reproductive organs of the rooster are mainly composed of testes, epididymis, vas deferens and penis protrusions.(1) Testicle testicles are located at the top of the rooster's abdominal cavity, one on the left and the right. The left side is slightly larger than the right, the shape of a broad bean, composed of a large number of long curved fine tubes. Sperm is released by a fine tube layer. The testes produce sperm in addition to. It also secrete

The patron saint of the person born in the Year of the Rooster is a Bodhisattva. Bodhisattva is a symbolic of reason. It can protect you silently, so that you can know and know mistakes and seize every opportunity in your life and make good use of your own wisdom, to cope with all kinds of dilemmas, you will have a successful career, a happy family, and good luck. The Buddha does not move, and the fan Yin refers to acalanatha, which means not mo

Have a sense of humor, Life is more romantic and happy! Because, "with laughter, there will be no war; If you have a sense of humor, you will not be lonely !" With a humorous character, Naturally, interpersonal relationships will be better! "Humorous, romantic", a basket of laughter I once heard a story about a couple traveling by train, but along the road, my wife was always talking, and I thought the tr

PS Synthesis Lifelike Majestic Rooster picture First, with a pen to the two pictures I need to pull out the part of the good side of the position, the use of hair brush, combined with the mask to shape the hair of the chicken neck. Second, open hue/saturation adjustment layer, the scope of selection of yellow, the yellow part of the chicken to reduce the saturation, increase the visibility, and to look for similar to the chara

This tutorial mainly uses Photoshop to synthesize the strong Rooster head Warrior effect Chart, the tutorial synthesizes the picture to be quite creative, recommended to come to share the study with the friend of the thought margin, we first take a look at the final effect chart: Effect The specific synthesis steps are as follows: 1, first with a pen to the two pictures I need to pull out the part of the good side of the position, the

　 PS Tutorial Photoshop produces gorgeous golden Xiangyun texture Rooster Zodiac Word Effect Word focus is the text texture and texture part of the production, especially in the middle of the texture layer, with the layer style to make texture and color, and then add Xiangyun pattern in the texture, so you can get relief texture effect. Final effect 1, open PS software, select menu: File > New, size set as shown below, and then determi

Fireworks has a powerful vector drawing function, in the previous example, we use fireworks to draw Santa Claus, Kitty Kitty and dog desktop, today we will use it to draw a 2006 spring Festival send rooster to greet the dog cartoon desktop, in the Spring Festival will be the day, whether it is to give a friend such a new Year's greetings or own collection will make us very happy. The following is to explain the whole process of making such a greeting

1. Architect [Humor] A lady called the architect and said that every time the train passes, her bed would shake. "This is nonsense! "The architect replied," Let's take a look ." When the architect arrived, his wife suggested him lie in bed and feel the feeling of passing by train. As soon as the architect went to bed, his wife's husband came back. When he saw the situation, he shouted, "you're lying in my wife ."What is the sub-bed? " The architect re

-- ○ Architects[Humor]A lady called the architect and said that every time the train passes, her bed would shake."This is nonsense! "The architect replied," Let's take a look. "When the architect arrived, his wife suggested him lie in bed and feel the feeling of passing by train.The architect just went to bed, and the lady's husband came back. When he saw the situation, he shouted, "you're lying in my wife ."What is the sub-bed? "The architect

To the users of the painter software to the detailed analysis of sharing with the digital board to draw a big rooster tutorial. To draw a tutorial: 1. Run painter IX software to create a new blank file. 2. Execute brush tracking instructions to test the custom brushwork pressure sense. 3. In the Brush Tracking dialog box, use their most accustomed to the brushwork method of smear test, automatic form

There are three levels of humor. The first, the lowest level, exists in people who only laugh at their jokes and can do interesting thinking: the second, that is, the middle level. A person who laughs at a joke and can do interesting thinking.Only those who can laugh at themselves and do interesting thinking about themselves can achieve the third, that is, the highest level. At this time, all problems and troubles will retreat, there is a special soot

Photoshop make rooster zodiac word Final effect 1, open PS software, select menu: File > New, size set as shown below, and then determine. 2. Set the foreground color to dark yellow #37280d, then fill the foreground with the paint bucket tool. 3, click here to open the text material picture, in the picture right click to choose "Save Picture as" save to this machine. Then use PS to open the saved pic

　 PS Tutorial Photoshop makes three-dimensional style of rooster 2017 words Final effect 1, open the PS software, press CTRL + N new canvas, size 1024 * 768 pixels, resolution of 72 pixels/inch, and then determine. Select the Gradient tool, the color settings are shown in Figure 1, and then pull the radial gradient shown in Figure 2 from the center of the canvas as the background. 2, click here to open the te

Preface recently, many people's mobile phones have received such a "Duan zi": A Wenchuan earthquake survivor was rescued by the Russian rescue team. The reporter asked him how he felt. The survivor thought for a long time and said: "The earthquake on a dog day is so fierce! I was dug out and thought that I was shocked by foreigners ." Despite being a "Duan zi", despite being deductive, We are admired and gratified by the humor and open-mindedness in i