Chinese media make Clinton feel ashamed.

Source: Internet
Author: User
Over the past few years, the newspaper market in mainland China has been fiercely competitive, and various newspapers and periodicals have sprung up. In order to attract readers and seize the market, news titles are often endless. Former US President Clinton once visited China, and the Internet is circulating a joke that describes the Reports of the Chinese mainland newspaper on Clinton and the three accompanying women, let people see the "power" of Chinese newspapers 」:

I. Ke Linton visited the Beautiful Kunming City for five days. When he arrived in Kunming, he asked the Chinese mainland reporter at the airport, "what do you think of Miss sanqi in China ?」

Ke Linton knew that the Communist Party of China prohibits Ms. Sankey, so she asked, "Are there any third-party ladies here ?」. On the next day, the headlines of the newspaper entitled "Qian Xiaoyu, Ke Linton arrived at the local site today. As soon as I was worried, I asked Miss sanaccompany .」

2. Another reporter interviewed ke Linton the next day: "What do you think of the local Miss sanqi ?」 Ke Linton learned this time and replied, "I'm sorry, I'm not interested in my local lady three .」 Another newspaper said the next day: "We have a high requirement on night entertainment. Dismissive, miss three local colleagues were cold !」

3. On the third day, the reporter asked this question: "What do you think of the local lady sanqi ?」 Ke Linton answered very easily: "I'm not interested in S3 !」

I thought it would be even better. I didn't expect the title of the newspaper to be even worse: "The sea is boundless, and it is hard to satisfy ke Linton's three companions. You can enjoy it with four or five companions !」

4. By the fourth day, various media themes related to colington and sanqi were everywhere and became popular news. Reporters asked in succession that corlinton had to close his teeth without saying a word. But the newspaper still has something to say: "In the face of the three-person companion problem, Ke Linton is speechless .」

5. On the last day of the visit, a reporter asked me a question about the three-person companion. Ke Linton was in a hurry: "If you ask another three-person companion question, I will sue you !」 As a result, the titles in all the newspapers are logically written: "Ke Lin is furious !」

6. Ke Linton finally put all the newspapers that published the news of him and accompanied him to court. He thought that the problem should always be solved. He did not expect that the title of the newspaper could not be changed: 「 the court will publicly hear the case of Miss Clinton's escort! 」

 
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