Java programmer Imitation "big shot" classic dialogue (from Javaeye's Nighthaven) __java

Java programmer imitation "big shot" classic dialogue (from Javaeye's Nighthaven) ... Entertainment and entertainment.

Imitation of the classic dialogue:

Be sure to find the most popular frame,
With the most powerful editor of the function,
To do is to do the most complex system,
Lightweight absolutely not,
The simplest of frames is spring,
What EJB Ah, hibernate ah, seam ah, can use all have to use,
The presentation layer needs to be configurable and the persistence layer to be replaceable.
It's best to use the program for 10,000 years,
When the client meets, it's okay to do something.
Have to ask someone: you are ready to change the frame does not.
The system has to be able to cluster
Access to a small number of simultaneous open 10 servers
24 hours a day online
Mars will be able to provide services if it hits the Earth.
The server is running WebLogic, WebSphere
You want to use a jboss, are embarrassed to greet others
How long do you think this system is going to be?
(It's going to be 5 years.) ）
5 years. That's the first phase of the project,
Since 10,
You have to figure out the boss's mind,
Willing to spend 5 years developing a system of bosses,
Don't care to wait 5 more years,
What is software engineering, you know.
Software engineering is, do not need the best, with the most complex
So our slogan is:
Do not ask for the best, but the most complex.