Humorous text message 5

121 a university professor said to the students: in ancient times, Lu's words were kissing, and they were very friendly. At this time, a student asked: What about the word? What are four people and one dog doing? 122 skip the building: I want to be happy on the ninth floor. I want to breathe on the eighth floor. I want to struggle on the seventh floor. I want to leave my last words on the sixth floor. on the fifth floor, I want to be hospitalized on the fourth floor. On the third floor, I am interested! 123. I am

121 a university professor said to the students: in ancient times, Lu's words were kissing, and they were very friendly. At this time, a student asked: What about the word? What are four people and one dog doing? 122 skip the building: I want to be happy on the ninth floor. I want to breathe on the eighth floor. I want to struggle on the seventh floor. I want to leave my last words on the sixth floor. on the fifth floor, I want to be hospitalized on the fourth floor. On the third floor, I am interested! 123. I am

121 a university professor said to the students: in ancient times, Lu's words were kissing, and they were very friendly. At this time, a student asked: What about the word? What are four people and one dog doing?

122 skip the building: I want to be happy on the ninth floor. I want to breathe on the eighth floor. I want to struggle on the seventh floor. I want to leave my last words on the sixth floor. on the fifth floor, I want to be hospitalized on the fourth floor. On the third floor, I am interested!

123. "I officially warned you that my husband will be back in an hour ." "But I didn't do anything rude ." "I know. If you want to do something, the time is less than an hour.

124 don't be so tired, don't be so tired, take a rest when you are uncomfortable, be hungry, don't be afraid of expensive, work is a stupid thing, don't fight against him, go to bed on time, come to party with your friends!

125 Dad is not familiar with foreign stars. When Mike Jackson's music video was played one day, his father looked deeply at it. "Dad, do you like this too ?" Dad shook his head. "Mao Amin is getting ugly ."

126 when my mother was pregnant, the 4-Year-Old asked her father how his younger brother was born. Dad: Let's get out first, and finally let's get out. Child: You understand, and then you assemble them with screws, right?

127. There was heavy rain in a day. Several fire trucks passed by and some passers-by talked. A: The rain is so big. How can there be a fire. B: Stupid! It comes out of water!

128. Prostitute: it is the least cost-effective for us to see a doctor! Doctor: What do you say? Prostitute: We usually show off the money to the guests. Here we show you, not only do we have no money, but we have to pay for it.

129. DOCTOR: You have to isolate your son scarlet fever! But he kissed the maids and the maids were isolated. Husband: But I kissed the maids. Doctor: You have to isolate it. Husband: But I kissed my wife. Doctor: What, I also got infected

130. Passerby A. Where can I go to the funeral parlour? Passers-by B; if you stand in the center of the road, someone will send you.

131. In the park, a child walks toward an old woman. "Is your teeth okay, Mother-in-law ?" "No, it's all gone ." So the child took out a bag of walnut, "You take me for me to play ."

132 in the hotel, a man accidentally touched a lady's chest and said, "If your heart is as soft as your chest, please forgive me ." "Oh, if your words are as hard as your elbow, I will stay in room 820 !"

133. Every eye is filled with stars tonight. I can surprise you with your passion. The recent news is very tight, so you must be careful. If you send me a text message to remind me, you owe me your favor.

134. I don't want to give you too much, just 50 million: Be happy, be healthy, be safe, be contented, never forget me!

135 dinner with friends yesterday. A waitress asked me, "Are you going to drink urine (drinks) or milk (Fruit Milk )? It turned out to be a big tongue ......

136. Three doctors boast medical skills. A: I help one person pick up his arm and he becomes a baseball pitcher. B: I helped people pick up a leg. He is already a long-distance runner. C: I joined my smile and he is now a member of Parliament.

137. Xie Ding, a gentleman of forty, worried all day long. One day, he reported an advertisement for the recipe for treating the bald, and sent a mail order immediately. I will receive a reply several days later: Do you want a wig or a hat.

138 an old Red Army said to his son: We used to eat red rice, pumpkin soup, a wife, and a bunch of children. Now the man is white rice anti-wang ba Tang. one child and one wife.

139 when a girl first went abroad to have breakfast on a daily basis, the language was not available, and the waiter went to the cloud. She was in a hurry and showed a double peak. The waiter suddenly understood: Two barbecues, a cup of fresh milk and a strawberry.

140 a 20-year-old man married an 80-year-old woman. After living together for a month, the man suddenly died unexpectedly. After the forensic examination, he got the cause of death: he drank the expired milk!

141. Several men and women came out from the nightclub and took a BMW car. One of them said, "good car, leather seat, slide and soft. It feels really good ..." The girl beside me suddenly says, "Stop, you touch my thigh"

142. I signed up for a weight loss training class yesterday. They asked me to wear loose clothes during training. Why? If there are loose clothes, why should I sign up?

143. I miss you very much, but I am sorry to call you again, for fear that you are busy, for fear that you ignore me, for fear that you feel that I am harassing, really want to contact you,... The telephone fee is really expensive. Please call me!

144. "Why should the bride and groom hold hands at the wedding ?" "This is a courtesy, just like two boxers shaking hands before the game ."

145. My husband bought a few catties of cheap lotus roots and thought he could show off his wife. Unexpectedly, the wife yelled at: Dumb! Why don't you buy any other dishes? This is just a pound, and there are also a pound of holes! Also cheap?

146. A man raised a house and a cat, so he gave up the cat. However, the cat failed to discard the house several times. One day, the man drove the car to abandon the cat and called his wife that night: did the cat go home? Wife and day: back. Male shouted: Let me get lost when answering the phone!

147. Under the tree shade of the hospital, a pair of lovers are hugging and kissing. When a doctor saw it, he said to the man: "You are really confused. You should put her on the ground for artificial respiration. Let me go away ."

148 when I first saw a giraffe, the ostrich stared at it. The Giraffe ran shyly, And the ostrich chased it. Giraffe: don't worry... First meeting. Ostrich: I just want to ask... What brand of Hair Removal Agent have you used?

149 FATHER: You are so stupid. It's really a pig! Do you know what a pig is? Son: Yes, it's the son of a pig.

150. The patient reached the index finger and touched the abdomen: I touched the pain here. It also hurts. What strange disease have I got? The doctor replied: I think you have a broken index finger.