If you hate a programmer, trick him into doing iOS development

If you hate a programmer, trick him into doing iOS development. Whether his background is cobel or
Java, send him an iOS-developed book. This kind of book is best written by the Chinese, easy to generalize a little, compared to Foreign Devil's book, it is easier to learn fur. This is called the reluctant child to bear the Wolf, who told you to hate him.

And then you'll find out he's fine. Run a Mac in a virtual machine
Os x. Mac tall Ah, a use on the addiction. Slowly, you find that he is no longer satisfied with the virtual machine. Programmers, in general, are performance-sensitive. He began to wonder about the black Apple. This is the first stage of the disease. At this stage he will be bored, but also dissipation of energy.

The first stage after playing for some time, he began to stand it. Although the black Apple can be used, but not stable, five countries. He began to pinch and scrape, planning on a real Mac. The real Mac, said to let the blood boil! But the Mac died expensive. He began to enter the second phase. This stage does not go into the dissipation of energy, and consumption of money! He not only buys a Mac, but also needs to buy an iOS device. Ipod
Touch can also do real machine debugging, but few people use, usually directly on the iphone. He also wants to register a Development Account worth $100. He did not know when he signed up, the $100 could take 1-2 years to get back.

Once the Apple device is bought, he will change his job sooner or later. iOS development pay High Ah, this temptation greatly. Plus the fact that you like to write iOS programs and occasionally show others the work on your phone, this sense of accomplishment makes him unable to refuse. In addition to the market for iOS development fire, any company should do iOS development. Yes, he's going to plan to do iOS development. The disease has entered a third stage. From the third stage, he spent a very promising career in yards farming.

iOS development Although the fire, but can meditate to do not have many people. The vast majority of companies, are a few semi-scoop water in the gatekeeper technology recruitment, so to be mixed to do iOS development is not difficult. This is the status quo of iOS development, with a dead-death salary and a code that is scary. In this case, he quickly changed 2 jobs, income also increased perhaps two or three times times. But trust me, he won't have a future. He gradually thought that a more cool interface is a master, make a little animation is Danale. His work is farther away from the creation of value.

Sooner or later, he'll do it himself. If you enter the fourth stage of an iOS development disease. There are many reasons for doing it yourself. For example, he can no longer bear the command of a manager who does not understand iOS development, for example, he has done several applications to the customer found that the download is very large (because he did not know that the customer spent millions of yuan to get hundreds of thousands of of the download), such as he has the idea of changing the world (doing iOS development, Jobs's story must SEE) For example, he saw in the Cocoachina that BMW is showing off his own dollars too many banks do not give carry over the trouble, such as his iOS development department was disbanded by the company ... So he swallowed saliva, mercilessly heart, bite teeth, himself dry.

Doing it yourself is even more troubling.
He spent one weeks writing a video download app that was confidently submitted to Apple. Then the heart waits for the arrogant Apple to give the audit opinion. This process takes a week and sometimes more. He was so worried about the process. It's time for your heart to blossom.
: Until one weeks passed, he finally waited until the good news of Apple, no, bad news, the application was rejected! His app was allegedly infringing on other people's intellectual property, and the great Apple titianhangdao him halved. This time of his heart full of despair, even hate him you can not help pity for him.

But his strong will once again let him through. He wrote an app for another week. Then the app went online a week later. Are we happy for him? Don't worry, he has entered the fifth phase of the iOS development disease. He found that it was not easy to get the app to be downloaded, making it harder to spend money on people. That's when he knew the light Apple app
There are millions of apps on the store. Once the app is released, it's submerged in a sea of waves. So you'll find that he's never been on Weibo. He has registered his Weibo account, and has pushed his app information into his friends ' circles over and over again.

Unfortunately the circle of friends is also the sea. A few praise at the most. Download volume is still not affected. You find out he's starting to sign up for Twitter. Because he found a limited number of paid downloads, incredibly 100% are from the United States. To be closer to his clients, he enrolled in Twitter. So he tweets on Twitter every day. As long as he doesn't stay abroad, you don't have to worry that he will roll over. His follower will not be more than a row, and most of them are robots:)

And then you find out that he's not even going to miss the book platform. began to pour water into the book of Jane. Will the water in Jane's book Bring a harvest to his app? You are doing Java or COBOL development, drinking a sip of coffee, huh?

You see, you should be satisfied by now, your bluff let an aspiring youth embark on the iOS development this looks shiny but essentially has no future way. Your hatred has finally been reported.

Amen!

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If you hate a programmer, trick him into doing iOS development