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Programmers have always been to the high IQ low EQ, do not know how romantic will not coax girls happy image. But, I think programmers are all romantic. For this misconception, can only use a song to express the voice of the vast number of programmers: The programmer's good, only his side of the talent to know ...

Every programmer knows a word is actually the most beautiful words of words: "Hello Word." Famous writer and programmer Wang Xiaobo translated him into: "Hello Wow, Lee Galaxy." ”

Of course, there are three quotes from programmers:

Below, a love letter from a Java programmer. In my most familiar language, express my feelings, perhaps, this is romantic ~

"Object Oriented"

you know.

since the time I accidentally put you into my heart.

will never be able to export.

I really hope that you are my private.

no one else can access your heart in any way.

but you can rest assured that I will carefully protect it.

I can abstract the whole world.

but I can't abstract you.

because you are so specific in my heart.

This is thanks to your father, who created you years ago.

I can overload or even cover any one way in the world.

but I can not overload the yearning for you, can only in the heart constantly rewrite.

I want to write you a single example.

so that no one else can access your heart's constructor.

you have a static attribute in my world.

I really want to add a sync lock to your heart.

and, always holding him.

I'm calling to love you this way

when I pass myself as an argument into this method without any return.

I realized that falling in love with You is a dead circle.

my stack is no longer fit for others.

just one of you, you have to overflow the memory.

If you can debug it.

you will see what I think of your stack.

So, do you love me. Please tell me the return value.

If the value returned is true, I'll put it in the persistent generation and keep it down.

if the return value is false, then I can only throw an exception first.

However, I will continue to catch this exception.

retry until successful.

because my world has ruled out the rest of us.

lack of you, will only compile failure.

Finally, I wish the broad Javaer Happy Valentine's Day ~

PS: Of course, if on this day you want to find a place to tell your story, welcome to leave a message. Or a blessing, or a drop.

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