Oschina Tuesday strum-Do you work every day to press the computer?

Tuesday Good! For so long, the programmer, do not know how people introduce their own work, repair computer? On the keyboard?

@ open Source China front King Uncle : "Your daily job is to press the computer?" "A relative asked me so." "Well," I answered. He continued to ask: "I see you press this kind of money, you press the computer every day what do ah?" "The game!" "Oh, or dry terrible, fraught of things to earn more!" "

@ Draft paper : A customer into the company, see the company's employees bow to play mobile phone, the mood is very bad. said: "A person to strive for progress, a lot of people do things standard, do not need others to urge!" Don't play with your phone in a paid place! When you think your income is low, think about what you have done this day. Do you really try to fool the boss or fool yourself ... Tiandaochouqin, humane pay sincerity, commercial road pay letter, Industry road reward fine! No one is stupid, the boss is fooling himself. "Then a buddy said:" We are testing software, do not blind BB, we did not work yesterday.

The programmer seems to have endured many misunderstandings silently

@ open Source official sweet potato : the truth.

This poem is written in general, the truth is generally like, do not say, I am going to move the bricks. For this year's brick market, please go to the OSC

@ Navy Pirate Flag    : How is the Java market in Beijing this year?

@ today's Friday?    : How about the PHP quotes of Chengdu in this year's colleagues?

@ waiting for the beautiful flowers    : How about the Java market of Fengtai District of Beijing this year?

In the mighty OSC, where the market can be asked

@Java_weber    : What about the Java market in Tibet this year?

@ open Source China chief satin hand : How about the Java market in Altay, Xinjiang, this year?

@ Chen Liyu Sound   : What about the Java market for the far-star region this year?

@ You're on your knees, boy      : How about the Java market of M78 Nebula this year?

Ask so many, useful, can you first teach your side of the pot friends how to view IP

Every programmer is a broken wing angel, we must take good care, light abuse

@ New de code : Into the general manager's office, "boss, I want to leave." The boss asked why, I replied: "Colleagues in the Department of Bad Breath, I am a demon to avoid the very low role, it is not able to withstand the damage of this AOE, so I want to leave home to drink some water."

@Mstart : As an Android developer, let me now analyze more than 400,000 rows of log. Also look at the python write code!       I can't do that, brother!

@ open Source China Chief Orthopedic Officer : Damn, every time they come to fix the air conditioning without a safety cord, I'm scared to write code .

Sometimes the work pressure is too big, really do not want to do, after all, now wealthy way many

@ Bald-headed program ape : Suddenly don't want to up. Want to rob a bank, send a windfall. and disappear into the eyes of people. Now there are a few things to prepare. First, there must be a car, modified bulletproof glass, modified engine, 4 seconds speed up 100. Then start a batch of ordnance, and then buy a breathable, flexible stockings. Buy another speedboat to escape.   Calculate the next cost, or obediently good.

However, robbery is not a drop, and money depends on the right path

@Dupeng : In the park, she sat alone, drinking beer, her eyes red as if there was something on his mind. For a moment all sorts of questions flashed through my mind about the beautiful woman of the riddle. Seeing that she had a third beer on the bench, she looked around for four weeks and there were a lot of chat-makers waiting to move, and no more hesitation.    I summon up the courage to come forward and ask her with concern: "Girl, do you want the cans?"

hot on @ : "Master, why has my technology not improved?" "Have you ever seen a sunset when a seagull flies over a cloud of fire on the horizon?" "," had seen. "That waterfall is aimlessly scouring the rocks?" "," had seen. "The reflection of the moon on the calm water?" "Also seen, Master." "That's your problem, don't go through the code and look around for something!" "

The master and the teacher often have amazing words.

@ 霡 Shishmanian : In middle School, the girl on duty just dragged clean the floor of the classroom, was kicked back after the boy stepped dirty. The head teacher saw after scold: "The other woman classmate just dragged finish, it is you man's spoil!" ”

Everyone later in the subway, bus and other places meet the elderly, must be enthusiastic to offer their seats, the freedom of the truth in the human!

@ open Source China front King Uncle : Granny on bus, a good-hearted boy to the old too let a seat, will be small guy phone rang, answer heard him said: "Wife I now on the train, the temporary decision to travel, you do not believe, really in the train, at this time, saw the old too clear throat, shouted:" Beer drink mineral water, chicken claw bubble noodles ham ... Come on, lad, put your feet away! ”。。。    The world has its own truth in, society is always full of love!

@zjtxqjj : Mom told me not to pay those who are not 3 not 4 to be friends, so I now friends are very 2

Pot friend, you are lucky, did not make 5 Mao's friend. than not to make friends of the programmer, but also do not know where to go ~ ~

@ No scale : Because they don't program, they think it's good to write code.    And a lot of programmers because they do not pick up girls, so they will think it is very powerful, the basic principle is interlacing as foster ah.

Helliso : When she kissed her for the first time, she said, "Wait a minute." She took out three sugars from her pocket. Strawberry Apple Lychee I picked that lychee, and she ate it, and then she took it off my neck, and we both kissed, and now we're apart, and every time I eat lychee, I can think of her. Some things will not rub shoulders once they are missed, nor Have turned back. Although, the years took away the heart of the most beautiful ever. But I'm not sad. Because I made it all up.

When you break the window of a neighbor's house, you don't have to run away, rhythmical, and you might as well thank your kindness.

"Come on baby" I understand! But the question is, what does it matter if the grandmother's daughter-in-law is pregnant and answer the Lord's arms?

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