) Quotations about the pop-up of "soldier assault"

I haven't had such a cool smile for a long time!

1. The high Company Commander asked the soldiers to keep writing training diaries every day and submit them for grading.
This is the diary of Vice President Wu ban.
"Get up on Day X, brush your teeth, wash your face, eat breakfast, train, have lunch, train, eat dinner, brush your teeth, wash
Face, sleeping. "
After the review in the diary, Wu ban found that Gao Lian long only wrote a comment: Don't you go to the toilet all day?
?

2. One day, Shi banchang, Wu banmin, and Xu sanduo went shopping together.
They walked to the door of a store, and the store owner asked the shift leader: "What are you going to buy? "
Shi banchang said: "a bag of peanuts. "The boss moved to the ladder, climbed to the top of the shelf, took a bag of peanuts, and went
And hand it to him.
The boss asked Wu ban, "what do you want to buy? "
Vice Wu ban also said that he wanted a bag of peanuts, and the boss complained why he didn't say it earlier, but he moved the ladder again and climbed the ladder.
Go to the top of the shelf to get it. The boss stood on the ladder and took a bag of peanuts. Hurry and ask Xu sanduo: "You also need a bag of peanuts.
? "Xu sanduo said," no ", so the boss took a bag of peanuts and walked down ......
The boss gave the peanut to Wu ban, and he collected the ladder and asked Xu sanduo: "What do you want? "
Xu sanduo said, "I want two bags of peanuts. "....

3. Vice President Wu Banshu gave him green corn from the country to bid the high company commander.
Before the second day of training, Vice President Wu went to see Gao Lian-long, just as he was nibbling cooked corn.
Said angrily: "You have worked very hard every day, but you have to pay for it ". "This is nothing," said Wu ban, "the corn in the country.
All are pig-fed. "

4. Shi banchang: Congratulations, Wu! You finally made up with your girlfriend. Yesterday I saw you in harmony
Cut firewood together.
Vice Wu ban: Oh, old friend. We are splitting the furniture.

5. One day, Mu suddenly had a toothache, so the shift leader took Mu to the hospital for tooth extraction. On the way home, the shift leader asked Mu his teeth.
The teeth are still painful. Mu A: I don't know. ''' the teeth are left at the dentist's.

6. Soldiers: "thirsty ...... Thirsty ...... "
Old Seven: "Let's stick to it for a while! I used to go to this place. I remember there was Merlin nearby and I will leave for a while.
It may be ."
Soldiers: "Oh, you, me, you, you, me, you"
After half an hour -- 61: "boss! The expedition found a lot of water! "
Old Seven: "Have you heard this? There is water to drink"
Soldiers: "No ...... Be sure to find Meizi ...... "

7. Continuous fishing by the river
First wear a leaf ~ He hasn't been hooked for a long time, and he has changed his bread ~ Just half a day without fish bait ~
No way. He has to change the worm ~ In the same way, I still haven't caught any fish for half a day ~~
He was angry ~ I threw RMB into the water and said, "What are you going to eat! Buy it by yourself! "

8. "I can't see anything too far," Mu told Wu ban.
"Come with me," said Ban Mu, taking the wood outside, pointing to the sun in the sky, and asking, "What do you think that is?
? "
"Sun. "Mu replied
"How far do you want to see it! "

9. Xu sanduo: "There are boring people in the world ...... "
Shi banchang: "Why? "
Xu sanduo: "One of them caught no fish from eight o'clock AM to four o'clock P.M. AM. You
Bored? "
Shi banchang: "It's boring, but how do you know it? "
Xu sanduo: "I saw him from the beginning. "

10. One day, the old seven went into battle on the battlefield and grabbed a deserter, so he was furious and wrote a letter, intending
It was announced a while ago before it was shot. Who knows that the word "" won't be written, and they decide to change to a military stick, but the word "" won't
Finally, he said to the deserters, "Let's go. It's cheaper for you today! "