10 classic shop slogans

1. Outside a muffler shop: "No appointment necessary, we hear you coming ."

Outside a muffler store: "You don't have to make an appointment at all. We heard you come! "

2. Outside a hotel: "Help! We need inn-experienced people ."

Outside the hotel: "Help! We lack people who live in the tavern. "

3. on a desk in a partition tion room: "We shoot every 3rd salesman, and the 2nd one just left ."

The reception room's desk: "three rounds! We have to drive the third salesman without mercy! Note: The second one has just left. "

4. In a veterinarians waiting room: "Be back in 5 minutes, sit! Stay! "

"Wait 5 minutes. Stay down, don't move! "

5. At the electric company: "We wocould be de-lighted if you send in your bill. However, if you don't you will be ."

In the electric company: "If you send a bill, we will be very happy; if you do not send it, it will be powered off. "

6. On the door of a computer store: "Out for a quick byte ."

Computer store door: "Go out and find a faster byte. "

7. In a restaurant window: "Don't stand there and be hungry, come on and get fed up ."

Restaurant window: "Don't get hungry and stay there. Come in and have a full meal! "

8. Inside a bowling alley: "Please be quiet, we need to hear a pin drop ."

In the bowling alley: "Keep quiet. We need to listen to your pin. "

9. In the front yard of a funeral home: "Drive carefully, we'll wait ."

In the front yard of the cemetery: "Be careful when you drive. We will be waiting for you. "

10. In a Counselors Office: "Growing old is mandatory, growing wise is optional.

In the consultant's office: "aging is controlled by God, and being smart is controlled by yourself.