1024 honor yourself!

I. The blog master has something to say

As the first year of the (real) Migration program, there are many things to say about tomorrow's 1024-yard agricultural day. For example:

• I 'd like to tell you some of our program sessions
• Set up a flag for yourself. Next year, we will try to reduce the number of drops or even not turn around!
• We will discuss the two hot topics that keep program sessions high: clothing and girlfriends!

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For more things not related to (xia) or (xian), please comment on them and stay!

II. The most sensitive (sexiest) topic

2.1 killing programmers with no girlfriend

For single users, they will feel the following conditions in the subway, public transportation, work stations, and even at home.Frequently encountered:

We may have different countermeasures for different personalities:

I usually choose:

A more radical Big Brother may:

Of course, the above is a joke. Many of us are reluctant to fall in love! But don't hate it... well, since we haven't been in love for the moment, let's go with me and see what happened to our colleagues who are in love!

2.2 seckilling programmer's creature-programmer's girlfriend

The following content may involve the complaints of siblings with female companions due to eccentric jealousy.

1. My girlfriend is also my own...

For example:

Find out my boyfriend on GitHub...

2. Obsessed with code

For example, a male Cheng is in a long distance. Every time my girlfriend calls me and asks what I am doing, I talk about programming. She always tells you that you are busy with you. After a while, I found her status changed to "I really want to call it a program ......"

Ah, I can't write it anymore. I just jumped to the next topic.

2.3 what type are you?

1. I'm handsome

2. I really have a girlfriend.

3. Struggling

4. domineering response type

2.4 We should not be hard to find a girlfriend

At least I think so. Sometimes, we only focus more on our program world.We fall in love every day

Well, I sum up why I cannot find it in my mind. I will try my best to find it...

Iii. clothing habits

3.1 masterpiece 1: plaid shirt

Last month, when the weather suddenly turned cold.

Don't worry about the two in the upper left corner. I don't have any contact information. in fact, I think it is not difficult to look at the lattice shirt. It is precisely because of its versatile and casual nature that it has become a 'trendy 'in our industry and then developed into an 'stopped' outside the world '.

I personally like lattice shirts, but I usually don't wear them on my waist.

3.1 Works 2: striped T-shirt

I personally like Striped T-shirts,...

In fact, we can make more changes for our habits (attracting the opposite sex), such as a striped T-shirt with a plaid shirt.

4. Our good friend: Bug

4.1 sometimes we hate it.

It is often because it is not scattered, it has a serious impact on our lives and sleep

After you fix a bug ...:

Therefore, we oftenLooking for opportunities at work is too lazy to write code after work.

It's it, our hair!

4.2 sometimes we like it very much

But I have to admit that it is really much less fun if I lose it in my life. I don't want to solve it every time with expectation and fighting spirit.

And that sense of accomplishment when we solve the problem! Sorry, I have never experienced it.

With our invincible father of Party A, even if we build a car, they may use it as a table tennis table.

4.3 'complaint 'Party A's father

It turns out that we hate not bugs, but Party A's father... the struggle between us and them has never stopped...

Party A's mantra:

Maybe their daily work is fun... training programmers...

Haha, of course, I have never really understood it .!

V. End

5.1 off-duty time

It's time to get off work. So much more tonight. It's just a fart to write the daily report. I hope it will bring you a little joy when you get off work by taking the subway. Ladies and gentlemen, happy after work!

In order to write this blog for you, I pushed down all my appointments tonight. Don't worry. It's really worth it!

5.2 Add eggs to the future

I'm glad to have caught my first-year coanon festival and made a call for my persistence this year !! I don't know whether I will take this path or how long I can take in the future, but there is no doubt that it brings me the greatest pleasure in my life.

The end of the weekend outing is just a month after I stayed in the new company. It feels very warm here. Maybe I will be transferred to another department after the trial period,Data TechnologyI am grateful for all the things I have brought.

1024 honor yourself!