15 of my husband and wife ......

Interesting, haha ^
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1. About getting up Husband: I got up and got up. You don't want to get up early today. Wife: Don't talk. I will go to bed later. Husband: Get up, or be late. Wife: Don't touch me! I want to go to bed !! Wife: Ah! It's time to be late! How did you call me !!! 2. About eating Wife: I have eaten half of this story. It's delicious. Let's eat the rest for you. Wife: No, you love it! Do you dislike me! Husband: this fish is delicious. Come on. Wife: Who did you eat your dirty chopsticks! Husband: I still eat half of your meals. I don't dislike you. Why do you dislike me? Wife: That's right. If I dislike you, it means that I am cleaner than you. I'm cleaner than you. Why do you dislike me ?! 3. About divorce Wife: if we get married, my house will be yours, and my money will be taken away. Husband: what about my money? Wife: Your money is my money. What do you have! Wife: Also, after divorce, you will have to pay 80% yuan a month. Well, if you get married again, you can give me 60%. Husband: my wife, I will never divorce you! 4. About housework Husband: Let's separate the housework. Wife: Good. First of all, dirty work can be done by a man, such as wiping the ground, flushing the toilet, wiping the table ...... Husband: That's right. Wife: You are a Science and Technology student. I am a liberal arts student. You have to do live things like washing machines, electric cookers, electric iron ...... Wife: male and female. You have to deal with outsiders, buy food, pay for water and electricity, take newspaper milk ...... Wife: Don't worry. The kitchen fume is so big that it can damage the skin. You have to cook. Husband: Tell me what you are doing. Wife: I have a lot to do. I can stay with you, supervise you, praise You, comfort you ...... 5. About children Wife: Let's have a child. Husband: OK. Wife: Do you like our children? Husband: Yes. Wife: No! You have to like me alone! Husband: Well, I like you alone. Wife: Why do you dislike my child! Husband: we should stop having children. 6. About drinking water Wife: Husband, I want to drink water! Husband: I'll give it to you. Husband: Well, this cup is not at your hand. Didn't you see it? Wife: Yes, I just want you to hand it to me. 7. About leaders Wife: If I am not a leader, I should be a leader at home. If you are a leader, you must be led at home. Husband: What if I am a leader out there? Wife! 8. About sleeping Wife: Let's get the ghost covered. Husband: No! Then you will be wrapped in the next morning. I can't cover anything. Build your own, and be steadfast in your mind. Wife: Well, you just built it on your own. You will be taken away tomorrow morning! 9. About Center Wife: I have always been the center in our house, and I am also the center in your house. Husband: I have always been the center in our house. Wife: But my center is more important than yours. Husband: Why? Wife: Because I am QIAN Jin, you are just a kid. 10. About phone calls Wife: Why don't you call me ?! Husband: let's fight! Today, I am not saying you have called me. As a result, I waited for a day and called you. Wife: I did, but I changed my mind. Zhang Ai said: women have the privilege to change their minds. Husband: Didn't you tell me your mind! Wife: I said, what I said in my heart makes you and me different. 11. About friends with different surnames Wife: I can have a boyfriend. You can't interfere with me. Husband: OK. I have a girlfriend too. Wife: No! Husband: Why can't you do it. Wife: I am a boyfriend. If someone else you can't do it, I will not always pick you up, which is conducive to family happiness. If you are a girlfriend, my eyes are small, jealous and quarrel with you, is not conducive to family stability. Husband: I have a small eye. Wife: A man, just as a woman, has a small eye. Thank you! 12. Take things Wife: you can hold this bag, too. Husband: I have four bags. You don't take any of them? Wife: I still hold you! You get more than 100. I get more than what you get. 13. About walking Wife: Let's take a walk to that street. Husband: It's too far to go there. I will not be back later. Wife: It's okay. You're back for me. 14. About mailian Wife: I'm on TV. Do you think you have a crush? Husband: No. Wife: Why? Husband: I regret it if I have one, and I cannot have another one. 15. About shangjie Case Wife: husband, go to the streets. Husband: medium! Wife: You see that you are a playful person who is thirty years old. You are still so ambitious and have no business at all. Case B: Husband: No! Wife: You look at you, never accompany me, You know work and work in one day, all thirty years old, still do not understand life, do not care about family

A typical kind of willingness to challenge the model ^, the heroine from time to time is quite capricious, cute, she has such a tolerant husband, is a happy woman. In such a shot, we can see a dull and happy life of couples. Maybe this is the most basic and important element of life for many golden couples. Life is always flowing, you need to taste the sweet and sour food.
In addition, in the memory of DK, virtuous and gentle ladies have always been the beauty of everyone's hearts. It seems that after the hot play of my brutal girlfriend, as a matter of fact, the princess-shaped beauty that has always existed is widely recognized and favored. As a result, honest and humorous men also have a place in the world where they worship strong and tall.

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