2015 Programmer Survival Report, bitter or not bitter

If you are a programmer, or if you know the programmer, you should look at the hard-pressed survival report of the programmer.

Work code, overtime code, go home and fall asleep. Others give red envelopes to their married colleagues, but they never do, because it is likely that they will not be in the same company tomorrow. Marriage before the clothes are mom to buy, married after the daughter-in-law arranged, he never bought clothes, because do not know where to buy what brand. But he is still admired by the vast number of programmers, because ... Dude, it's a success.

Programming Quiz Community Stack Overflow published a 2015-year programmer survey showing that 157 of the countries participating in the statistics were 92.1% of the software developers in males. I can only say that 156 of them swept the rest of the 7.9%, a girl did not give Chinese counterparts to stay! You see us like a dick, we laugh at you not to wear-what do you mean "like"? Now it's up to us to release the Chinese programmer Survival Report irresponsibly!

of our race. High school Science Girls Less, college computer professional girls less, after work directly broken to survive, the number and quality of heterosexual decline to begin to challenge humanity. A little more beautiful girls have gone to the test department, only remaining of the opposite sex are both inside and outside the man son.

Our topic: It is a great honor for us to feel the threat of survival in the age of peace. sudden death programmers have every year, each hearing the news subconsciously touch the heart. Reflect on the last two months of not working day and night, Pat Chest, told the small heart "you good jump."

of our lives. There are always hundreds of product managers between desires and facts, because none of these product managers is called "peas". Their eyes are scanners, their code is "natural enemies", brightness, saturation, contrast all into the bowl, the pixel is not less.

our work. Don't ask me why the count always starts from 0, don't ask me why I want to do anything to 2 of the powers, don't ask me to call the wrong left hand subconsciously knocked cthl+z mean. Anyway, as long as the customer and product manager A "change", we have to move up!

our salary. Social is a mishap, and hugging thighs is not good. Hundreds of of the company's programmers how to beat out a bit, not the upper how to make money. Just, I bet the company will not be the next storm, options, new find a year-end award more than 10 months of the company to try.

our way out. people say, the yard to do ten years, is a worthless. In fact, not a loser, is no strength. Therefore, in addition to entrepreneurial promotion when the leadership, will be to the most familiar with the post turn. So who am I most familiar with?

our teammates. What do lawyers, architects, and English teachers have to do? "Everyone is product manager" who wrote the stand out, I offer you talk about life. An unreliable product manager will never know what kind of pyramid the demand will write!

A layman product manager after brushing countless programmers to qualify for excellence, I am gratified to see you more and more proud. Unconsciously found each other to become the most familiar people. Mom, the Chinese New year bring our product manager back to show you how?

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2015 Programmer Survival Report, bitter or not bitter