36 unreliable men in the eyes of women

First: romantic self-appreciation, often suggesting that he himself has excellent conditions in various aspects. He sees that you are a hot pie in the sky, and appeals that you must be open to fear. Then, my response is: Yu Nanfang people, do not like pasta.

Second: riding a donkey to find a horse-there will always be a girl who loves me deeply, but I am not very tempted. She will always be searching for true love.

The third type: devalue my previous girlfriends, or show your satisfaction and claim that my first love lover once committed suicide for me-attempted.

Fourth: zhanzhanzixi reports the monthly salary of several digits, how much is a shirt, where is the Christmas Day skiing, just joined a super aristocratic invincible Golf Club, preparing to create an ice vault in the Middle East disk One oilfield next month, and Alaska...... Miss Wu youmin's reaction was: Shut up! Watching a movie (they were in a small theater )! Let's go in one off-you want to say that next year I will immediately report to the police and say that you are playing tricks!

Category 5: Women and Children who drive in rainy days regardless of the road, do not slow down, do not bypass, do not wave to pedestrians first over and splash people with mud.

Type 6: Use the curtains or towel of the hotel to clean leather shoes. When leaving the store, the lights, TVs, computers, and faucets are none. It is not worth mentioning that such a person's performance is too bad, but not long ago I interviewed a CEO who returned overseas and was well-known and posted photos on the covers of several female magazines, and a noproblem.

7. You cannot remember the phone number of your parents, or you can pick up a microphone to ask in the tone of a grandfather or diplomat: "What do you want to eat tonight ?".

Category 8: See you and ask you baby.

9: seeing you for 30th minutes is the sexiest pair of legs he sees in this life. Oh no, two. My friend xueer's answer: too few of you. He is also advised to buy a bucket of beer and squat under the traffic lights for a good day.

The tenth option is: the girl in his office, who has a rough waist, who has a good eye, who has a bad taste, who buys clothes at the stall, who seems to have a bad relationship with the boss, who asks for leave for a week without reason, and does not know whether to have an abortion ......

11th types: go home from the office paper.

12th types: poor people, poor people, and long people. When drinking, They sigh that life is boring, they are not satisfied with talent, and the director wears small shoes for him.

13th types: young artists who wear patches, even after 30 years.

14th types: Contemporary Jia Baoyu, Li Ka-shing, or middle-aged edition F4.

15th: Tell you that he likes you. His wife doesn't understand him ...... Yes, if you know that it's time to get the cream in your old soy milk.

16th: Tell you that he likes you, but he may not be able to get married, so he wants to be the best, the best, and the best friend of your life ...... Speak nonsense, just tap him with a big mouth.

17th: a condom is removed from the wallet!

18th types: Q: How much do you earn in a month, how can you afford to buy four rooms and two halls in the city center, and pay by installment ...... Believe me, after getting married, he will follow you to work and give anonymous phone calls to your customers.

19th types: borrow money from you.

20th: late.

21st types: mobile phones are often, occasionally, and shut down without reason-except for civil aviation pilots.

22nd types: each time you receive a call, you can immediately send a gesture to you, or immediately walk to the bathroom and close the door. Suggestion: Suddenly sing a revolutionary or yellow song, or gently lock him in the bathroom and then float away.

23rd type: There are more toiletries in the bathroom than you-if you don't have to go into the bathroom, the body perfume is too thick, the head of the MoSi wet ice such as water dogs, bright ties such as the carnival waiter, wearing white shirts in the summer with milk stickers, Chinese Youth speak like Hong Kong and Taiwan people: one bite: "We have a good man who is so happy to climb the rock ".

24th types: wear a fake brand name and enjoy yourself.

25th types: Wear a real brand name and enjoy yourself.

26th types: Know everything, principles, and xuanjicang. The answer starts with no words.

27th: often sneer.

28th: He won't change fuses or tires, but claims his secretary and driver will change. Blame you for not doing full-handed seats.

29th: I am no longer a middle school student, but I want to use the AAA system with you. (Would you like to give birth to a child in October and cook in laundry for 50 years ?)

30th types: If you have a late-night appointment, ask if you can get a ride home. However, he hasn't experienced sudden appendicitis, his mother's hospital reported critical illness, and the company building had a fire.

31st: you can't remember your birthday, but he remembers the year wrong.

32nd: It's not a mathematician, philosopher, physicist, or sequent patient, but you ask him what time he says in his shirt pocket.

33rd types: seemingly unintentional, turning around and asking you what to do if you find your husband has a crush after marriage-"but he still loves you, the bank will be back. "-- my friend Ah Mei threw the silver spoon in the ice cream tray and leaned over and stared at his little eyes. A smile whispered,"... ".

34th: A series of password-like names on the phone book, but he does not work for the CIA or the FBI.

35th: you have known him for more than a year and asked him to have a lunch at his parents on weekends.

36th: the same question (for example, where is your kindergarten located ?) If you have asked you three times or asked a question, you don't have to answer the question.